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 12 years ago '05        #351
BadVAboy87 
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"A problem child, chop chop choppa style/ and when i pull da choppa out, im tryin not too pop a child"

Small World (of Norfclk) DTP - "Who You Know"

 12 years ago '06        #352
Southern_Boi 
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 MoneyMan90 said
He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose
oh sh*t

 11-28-2006, 07:43 AM         #353
Lucci  OP
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This some sh*t from Cyssero

Im nice wit it/Aim precise wit it/ When I pop, you'll drop like cocaine when ice it/

And bi*ches say Im kinda c*cky/ cuz I pop tools and I jewells ( Jews) Like my pop a nazi/ what you say, you been tryna rob me/ I got tec's spittin, thats a death mission what you Kamikazi/


On my grind , Can't stop mine chump/ Im insane prick, and twist the same sh*t that hype Popeye up/


Cys nasty with the punches better than Cass to me


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 12 years ago '04        #354
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Ahh man....there is TOO MANY metaphor's....it would be unfair to even put one up.....just to name a few mc's though...i think over the years the hardest metaphor's i've ever heard in my lif has come from...canibus , 40 Cal, Murda Mook, J.r.Writer, Papoose...just to name a few...those are my favorites..

this one's from 40 cal

"ya life ain hard, you ain hav to sell rocks brotha/
you yell boxcutta, you ain been to jail c*cksucka/
da only time u seen cell block numbas/
is when u dial star-six-seven an ya CELL block numbas"

"we woulda iverson/
they think im spellin iverson,when iwas tryin men/
they think im spellin iverson when da beef all done/
cuz u be on I-V in da E-R SON!"
-40 cal

 11-28-2006, 08:01 AM         #355
hydro187  OP
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 MoneyMan90 said
He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose
thats a 40 cal punchline

 12 years ago '04        #356
Big Moon Dawg 
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 BadVAboy87 said
DAMN! What song was dis?

I'm pretty sure it was off the still D.R.E freestyle he dropped a while back...theres a part 1 + 2 + they r both ill

 11-28-2006, 08:26 AM         #357
hydro187  OP
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the fif's wit me, im known to blam/i'll let that thing off/u will see a n*ggas insides like a sonogram- $tack bundle$


frontin get u banged in the face/and if u had braces then u know how the banger will taste

kids red nose like rudolph/ i grind so hard on the strip i got blue balls

ima true boss/ i send 8 balls to the corner, my strip like a pool hall - cassidy

 11-28-2006, 08:36 AM         #358
Snyder  OP
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 CHRONICLE said
I'm going to give you some facts don't get pushy/
This type thread is played like yo mommas pus*y!!!/

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!
the most truest punchline i've ever seen typed on BX hands down

 11-28-2006, 09:08 AM         #359
SK Ruination  OP
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Your flow Candle Light/
I got the UNDERGROUND LOCKED like a TRANSIT STRIKE/ - 40 cal.

I'll put you in all white cast like seinfeld/ - 40 cal.


n*ggas either sound like Jay or sound like Flea (Nas)/
either sound like Jada or sound like P (Styles)/
either sound like 50 or sound like Deep (Mobb)/
But when I get on they try to sound like me/ - 40 Cal.

^That line is crazy and so true...just be yourself

 12 years ago '04        #360
meelmuis 6 heat pts
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'Fillin n----z with so much lead they can use their d*cks for a pencil'
Big L

'You couldn't make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers'
Eminem

got many more but im too lazy to write em

 11-28-2006, 10:38 AM         #361
The Botosai  OP
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 daliff89 said
'i roll deeper than the Cartwrights on Bonanza'

^^not really GREAT, but random as fu*k......first Canibus line i heard that made me go 'oh sh*t. how the fu*k did he think to reference that?'.....the line that made me want to listen to Canibus more.....

'they're not Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/ plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower'
'you ain't movin' white you lyin' dog/ thats a neverending story, without the white, flying dog'

- Joe Budden -

....redic

 12 years ago '05        #362
awdyo1 1 heat pts
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 SK Ruination said
Your flow Candle Light/
I got the UNDERGROUND LOCKED like a TRANSIT STRIKE/ - 40 cal.

I'll put you in all white cast like seinfeld/ - 40 cal.


n*ggas either sound like Jay or sound like Flea (Nas)/
either sound like Jada or sound like P (Styles)/
either sound like 50 or sound like Deep (Mobb)/
But when I get on they try to sound like me/ - 40 Cal.

^That line is crazy and so true...just be yourself
Flea refers to Cam, not Nas.

 12 years ago '05        #363
daliff89 1 heat pts
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'im hungry like them kids with flies stuck to their eyelids'

- Hitchcock -

'i put it in the hood, fiends give it a tilted ovation'

- Stack Bundles -

'so much butter in the coupe its got high colesterol'

- Jay Bezel -

 11-28-2006, 10:43 AM         #364
The Botosai  OP
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"... crack was anthrax back then, back when, police were Al Quaeda to black men..."
-Jay-Z, A Ballad for the Fallen Soldier

 12 years ago '06        #365
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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y'all reek nonsense, like the scent of indebted//mentals embedded like journalists...nah thats to simple to pen it//mentals embedded (in bed with) like terrorists & the prezdent//
words far from bubble, neva pop like a diabetic with a fistful of pringles//yall "housin' weak" thoughts like a domicile full of feeble
A vessel of treble like the prior level of devil
mouthin off, spittin bout cappin my team like by hittin shift i'll panic//let's get specific, kids out of his league like Cal U in the Mid Atlantic
:wow:

justy peep this thread.....


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 12 years ago '06        #366
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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We aint rivals...nah you ain't nice enough to hate//yet the dislike engraved like the letters onna license plate
Talkin sh*t bout where i reside...//
How original, if skills sold you'd account for a couple nickels and dimes
damn.

 12 years ago '06        #367
Rique 65 heat pts65
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1st ones fu*ked up but...
"B-Real/Be Real you need Proof like them other n*ggas from D12" - Ransom
"If I pass you base and u spend my gravy and i ask for my papes and u pretend u paid me I'll put 10 in ur AV and pretend u crazy and leave u stuffed in the dumpster like Brendas baby" - Cassidy
"If you baggin up .2s then you can't "Stack Bundles."" - Joe Budden
"I'm not here to give you punchlines and metaphors/ Here to twist your sister that's what I met-her-for/metaphor" - Joe Budden
"Where "The Wire"... I don't mean HBO" - Joe Budden
"One boss lots of cheifs and they all huggin my nuts like boxer-briefs" - Joe Budden
"It don't matter who reps the hardest... When them "Clipse" is spittin you gonna wish it was them Neptunes artist" - Ransom
"I do a hater like garbage mail click em, grab em, send em to the garbage pail/ I've been workin out so my arms getting large as hell might give you the choke hold Kobe got from Raja Bell" - Fabolous

 12 years ago '06        #368
I hug the strip 10 heat pts10
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"The only time u leat ur heat go off is when u dont pay ur gas bill"-40 cal

"ur a fake G like a thousand of counterfeits"-Jr Writer

 11-28-2006, 11:59 AM         #369
hydro187  OP
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can't believe i forgot this one..........

yall n*ggas listen, i slip a clip in ya wig is missin/cuz the sh*t im grippin has got a nose as big as pippens - ransom

 11-28-2006, 12:00 PM         #370
MrW1gg1es  OP
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 Too Wasted said
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

~ Jay Z
Misquote a LEGEND...

Pretty sure well=WHALE...

 12 years ago '06        #371
Rique 65 heat pts65
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ill have ur connect scared to give up keys like u a drunk driver - 40 cal
They'll think I'm spelling Iverson when the beefs all done cuz you'll be on IV in the ER... SON - 40 cal

 11-28-2006, 12:12 PM         #372
MrW1gg1es  OP
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I'm the number one hustler of the century, s-s-see me in your dreams
I'm the boss of all bosses, k-k-king of all kings
I'm your favorite rapper's idol, I BEEN had the title!
Call me hot sixteen wit more verses than the Bible...

*Close thread*

 12 years ago '04        #373
meelmuis 6 heat pts
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 MrW1gg1es said
Misquote a LEGEND...

Pretty sure well=WHALE...
no its well, not whale.

another one

'The bi*ch asked me for a ring, i put one a round her whole eye'
Big L

'bi*ches get fu*ked on the roof when i aint got no hotel dough'
Big L

'In the shower is the only time you get your d*ck wet'
Big L

'The only trigger you touched was on a gaspump'
Lloyd Banks

'And as far as pus*y ive been through more walls than asbestos'
Lloyd Banks

 12 years ago '06        #374
raw51188 3 heat pts
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All Cassidy:
  • Got your chest and your face numb/n*gga imma keep takin shells out the case till I catch one
  • if you saw some of the broads who's thongs i done been in/you'd understand why im doin songs for the women:applause:
  • Even if yall strapped I could bang wit the best uh you/cuz I stay at the range, my aim is impecable:wow:
  • I was born to do it I spit like im on fluid/I wish that I'd get dissed just to respond to it
  • No you aint me, you an imposter duke/gettin fu*ked for your money like a prostitute
  • I moved pills and I sold caine, cops know me by my whole name/my weed purple like the soul plane
  • you a thug in your raps, why you pus*y in real life?/a pimp on the mic but buy pus*y in real life
  • Im small, kinda slinky/thats why i always got my paws on the blinky/and i could brawl like Winky/radiant roc you cant spot no flaws on my pinky
  • I could stunt cuz i pump crack/if you cats wore my chain for a month you'd be hunchback

 11-28-2006, 02:34 PM         #375
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Put your brains on your shoes, so u can think on your feet!

Either Tom Gist or Bezel

You hold no weight like bi*ches after miscarriages

You couldnt sling rock if u were Palestinian

Immortal Technique


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