the best punchlines u eva heard

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 01-17-2006, 09:56 PM         #281
Dubbie  OP
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I'm on the mound G, and it's a no-hitter
And my DJ the catcher, he's my man
Anyway he's the one who devised the plan
He throws the signs I hook up the beats with clout
I throw the rhymes to the mic and I strike em out
So it really doesn't matter on how you intrigue
You can't fu*k with those in the major leagues


- GZA

always liked the baseball reference....dude must like rhymin about sports cuz theres a song on his new album Grandmasters where he names every NFL team
 12 years ago '04        #282
bigtime32215 
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cant remember which Jadakiss song but it went like
"And you know tha flow is priceless,
only rapper alive who SPITS on the mic and IGNITES it."

i know is simple, but when i heard it I wus like :applause:
 11-26-2006, 08:26 PM         #283
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"i dont care if u run wit a click, gun and the clip, im like lazy fat dude i aint runnin for sh*t" - jr writer

just gonna post 1 and see what happens. ill post more when i get 10 posts
 11-26-2006, 08:28 PM         #284
CHRONICLE  OP
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I'm going to give you some facts don't get pushy/
This type thread is played like yo mommas pus*y!!!/

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!
 11 years ago '06        #285
young russ 2 heat pts
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i got mad hoes ask beavis i get nuthin but head- big L
 11-26-2006, 08:36 PM         #286
KJ Rulz  OP
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 CHRONICLE said:
I'm going to give you some facts don't get pushy/
This type thread is played like yo mommas pus*y!!!/

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

reminds me of that chapelle episode when that dude "freestyled" and Ohhhhh'd himself....lol
 11-26-2006, 08:38 PM         #287
CHRONICLE  OP
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 KJ Rulz said:



reminds me of that chapelle episode when that dude "freestyled" and Ohhhhh'd himself....lol
Cant see it, blind to the eyes/
........pooms pow suprise!!!/
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 11-26-2006, 09:26 PM         #288
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to many idiots on this thread. props to the people that posted an actual post that had to do with my question
 11 years ago '06        #289
Bama Boy 100 heat pts100
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i got more ho's then a chinese phone book-lloyd banks

i love that line.
 11 years ago '06        #290
DrunkenBoxer 6 heat pts
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"I got the best punchlines since Big L was alive"- Cassidy
^^
 11-26-2006, 09:48 PM         #291
krenaba  OP
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 CHRONICLE said:
Cant see it, blind to the eyes/
........pooms pow suprise!!!/
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHAHA
 11 years ago '06        #292
ProLogic 
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You only gon wind up dead tryin to prove sh*t/
I put chalk around ya head like a pool stick /
I gotta have bucks on the waist /
I'm hungry like a south african with fly stuck to his face/

Banks is a punchline god
 11 years ago '05        #293
daliff89 1 heat pts
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'battling me is like f!ghting a gorilla in a phone booth'
'im so far ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet'

- Big L -

'go ahead young boy keep taking you chances/ ima find your family tree and start breaking the branches'
'this is what it would sound like if cocaine could talk'

- Reign Man -
 11 years ago '05        #294
DatKidDex 
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"The Watch Face Cold Blue Like Bosie Field" - Joey Jihad

"Hide The Hard in guitars and call it rock and roll lock and load with the steel im on ya heels like doctor scholl's"- Joey Jihad
 11-26-2006, 11:29 PM         #295
Ameen  OP
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Tattooed F-U-N on my d*ck for 'fu*k U n*ggaz' while I poke fun at ya bi*ches

-Vakill

Since they wanna know
 11-26-2006, 11:34 PM         #296
dafreshest  OP
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your momz bout to lose a kid, just like the phoenix suns did
 11 years ago '04        #297
jsmooth-117 12 heat pts12
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1. Why swing you gotta be strapped to get rid of me, i will leave you in water like the statue of liberty-LlOYD Banks
2. When it comes to tools i get pep boys with it, got big guns you can play metroid with it -Joe budden
3. When the 8th blast it will mangle ya fake a.ss i dare you to try me you will catch slugs through ya IV, gun bussin is my hobby, im nice with the shotty, you might as well throw ya self at me cause im catchin a body-Jae Hood
4. The only time behind bars I see is on a cartier-fabolous
 11-27-2006, 12:15 AM         #298
ItsYaboyJay  OP
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I'm everything, the when's, why's and who's and what's -Jay-Z

^^^That sh*t went over a lot of n*gga's heads!

But a lot of sh*t Canibus said still can't be f*cked with til this day!
 11-27-2006, 12:37 AM         #299
djstubbs  OP
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not for nothin ya doin a lotta frontin, n*ggas stop the stuntin, you soft as a prada button - papoose
 11 years ago '05        #300
daliff89 1 heat pts
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'i roll deeper than the Cartwrights on Bonanza'

^^not really GREAT, but random as fu*k......first Canibus line i heard that made me go 'oh sh*t. how the fu*k did he think to reference that?'.....the line that made me want to listen to Canibus more.....

'they're not Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/ plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower'
'you ain't movin' white you lyin' dog/ thats a neverending story, without the white, flying dog'

- Joe Budden -
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