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 12 years ago '05        #326
Dat 1 Dude 
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cassidy be spittin

 12 years ago '06        #327
Southern_Boi 
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Instead, it's not mythical, with lead, I'm despicable
Remaining on point, like infrareds from my syllables ~ T-Rock

Since I'm rock solid my glock c*ck it the blocks logic
Feds infiltrate it watch I cream their a*s like hot chocolate ~ T-Rock

Nursery school lyrics will get you incinerated
I'm tighter than d*ck in a virgin when penetrated ~ T-Rock

To make more digits than mathematics flip like an acrobatic
With million dollar status bigger than the galactic atlas ~ T-Rock

Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag ~ Ludacris

And people think I'm bad they say "ooh he's so evil"
Cause I go on blind dates with actual blind people ~ Ludacris

thats all that came to my memory at the moment

 12 years ago '05        #328
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

~ Jay Z

 12 years ago '06        #329
DaMainEvent09 
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you think im spelling IVERSON when the beef all done/but ull be on the IV in the ER son!

 12 years ago '05        #330
Junior G 117 heat pts117
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anything Straws

 11-27-2006, 08:38 PM         #331
CoppaTaDa  OP
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"Yo, I'm a take you out your misery,And after this, n*gga, put you in the social study book 'cause you're history" - Big L

"And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head" - Big L

He's got tun's more but I just can't remember what tracks there from

BIG L = PUNCHLINE KING

 11-27-2006, 09:01 PM         #332
MoneyMan90  OP
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He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose

 12 years ago '06        #333
Suttle 
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.....


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 11-27-2006, 09:18 PM         #334
MoneyMan90  OP
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You scared to death sweeter than a punch bowl
Heart beat sound like his chest doing a drum roll

But u fu*kin with 40 get a high bill of help
Put the heat to ya lip ya ice grill gone melt

Cuz u wanna play Incredible Hulk it ainít new to me
Get mad turn green cuz u wearing fake jewelry

Dipset we being murder verdicts
License to k*ll you still got ya learners permit

Put the 40 to his brain before the kid explain
Or put the eagle to his chest like a Dipset chain

-Papoose

 12 years ago '06        #335
I hug the strip 10 heat pts10
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 MoneyMan90 said
You scared to death sweeter than a punch bowl
Heart beat sound like his chest doing a drum roll

But u fu*kin with 40 get a high bill of help
Put the heat to ya lip ya ice grill gone melt

Cuz u wanna play Incredible Hulk it ainít new to me
Get mad turn green cuz u wearing fake jewelry

Dipset we being murder verdicts
License to k*ll you still got ya learners permit

Put the 40 to his brain before the kid explain
Or put the eagle to his chest like a Dipset chain

-Papoose
are u sure those are papoose punchilnes?
i could have sowrn those are 40 cal

 11-27-2006, 09:52 PM         #336
MoneyMan90  OP
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 I hug the strip said
are u sure those are papoose punchilnes?
i could have sowrn those are 40 cal

Oh sh*t dat is 40 Cal :wow:
i juss notice dat but i got em off of papoose website under papoose punchlines. :banghead: :banghead:


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 12 years ago '04        #337
Floeji 
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If you try to play me, you will get hit up
With shells that make your stomach burn
Like you was doin sit ups. - Jae Hood

 11-27-2006, 10:24 PM         #338
ktbballplaya  OP
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Well let me take this thread to the south because once again yall sleeping

Ima show em how make the slab look phenomenail
chasing paper in the morning call me houston chronicle
Don keke

i must be lebron james if hes jordan
no i want rings with my performance
i'm more kobe bryant from orleans
Weezy

my teeth are mindblowing giving everybody chills
call me george foreman because i'm selling everybody grills
paul wall



And n*ggaz know I go hard to the fullest
Get involved and I got em playin dodgeball wit bullets
Yeah, I got the sawed off fully in the Sean John hoody
Get fu*ked you play pus-sy
weezy


those are the only ones i can think of right now got more coming

 12 years ago '04        #339
Music04 
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I'm starvin n*gga/
The only one who can cut me and get away wit it is my barber n*gga

They wanna give yo boy a 40 cal or nina/so I stay on my toes like a ballerina

-Lloyd Banks

 12 years ago '06        #340
Rique 65 heat pts65
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I don't know about the best line but I like.

"I hate guns like I hate condoms, don't like the feel to it/ but i gotta be safe so I still use it." - Joe Budden

 12 years ago '06        #341
raw51188 3 heat pts
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this whole freestyle...
watch it, and then tear the thread down, like timberlake did janet.

 11-28-2006, 12:44 AM         #342
DJatar  OP
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thru ninth grade i dint go to high school i went to school high-sheek

. dunno was relevant to me

 11-28-2006, 01:09 AM         #343
Kay-Slay  OP
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if you try me get bodied clown/
i'll push yo grill to the side like bobby browns

when it comes down to this recording/
i must be lebron james if he jordan

catch hov in a drop nasty thang lane switchin/
and once you turn ya neck for a sec ya dames missin/

i am focused man and i'm not afraid of death/
i'm goin all out i circle the voultires in a van/

this cassidy and i push them pies/
and i kiss the girls and make them cry/

coke i copped a little stayed on the block a little/
my block popped a little eventhough my rocks was little/

all my hoes love it when i put that d*ck down/
my d*ck hold like a king i get crowned/

 12 years ago '06        #344
A-1 AFiciaL 
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"It boggles ya mind like tryin to catch up (ketchup) to a bottle of hienz" - meth

 11-28-2006, 01:41 AM         #345
Guyser302  OP
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show me mt opponent (bite, chew) show me my opponent- weezy

 12 years ago '05        #346
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 ProLogic said
You only gon wind up dead tryin to prove sh*t/
I put chalk around ya head like a pool stick /
I gotta have bucks on the waist /
I'm hungry like a south african with fly stuck to his face/

Banks is a punchline god
DAMN! What song was dis?

 12 years ago '05        #347
BadVAboy87 
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 Guyser302 said
show me mt opponent (bite, chew) show me my opponent- weezy
I dont even think that count. Dat wasn't really a punchline. It jus make you chuckle when you hear it.

 12 years ago '06        #348
cinnabunz 
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You started a good debate! Yours was hot. Keep 'em comin.:applause:

 0 k*llacam 0 said
"i dont care if u run wit a click, gun and the clip, im like lazy fat dude i aint runnin for sh*t" - jr writer

just gonna post 1 and see what happens. ill post more when i get 10 posts

 12 years ago '05        #349
BadVAboy87 
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"It was a blessin' to rhyme and start reppin/I was the best in my section with flows harder than erections/Still the best but now im grown with more range than a Texan/ im a hevyweight, you n*ggas is lighter than my complexion"

Ludacris - Grew up a screw up

 12 years ago '05        #350
BadVAboy87 
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"To play ME, baBY, hey HE gon need a track from GOD featuring Jesus and Jay-Z"

T.I. - Im Serious

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