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 01-14-2006, 08:31 AM         #261
IllDisciple  OP
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Say you studied my style it makes me wonder buddy
Cos you not even good enough to be my understudy
Juice

Yo, that was cool, he tried to diss me
But I bought ya wax and I used it for a frisbee
Supernatural

That whole battle was pretty tight
 12 years ago '04        #262
creep 14 heat pts14
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put a quarter in your a.ss cause u played your self - BDK

a magnum is a microphone... murdin MCs. - Rakim
 01-15-2006, 01:57 AM         #263
Do It Do It  OP
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I aint gotta call on hounds/ when your guns like the last lennox lewis f!ght SHORT ON ROUNDS!!!


GAME OVER
 01-15-2006, 03:53 AM         #264
birdman jnr  OP
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you fu*kn lame, u handcuffings.luts i bang, i aint trippin take her back sh*t my nuts are strained......DRE`

Ask 50, it get lonely on top
You can hate me or love me, but now the cops the only homies he got..GAME

Get Rich or Die Tryin, we thought you was hot
Now the same niga wanna take us to the Candy Shop..GAME`

G..UNOT
 12 years ago '04        #265
.Mase Da Rula.|M 1 heat pts
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Jay-Z got the best to me

Rapper/Slash Exec. Kordell Stewart, The Flow Ya'll All Using Iss Mine Ya'll All Useless.....................................


I had to rewind the cd after i heard that one
 01-15-2006, 04:46 AM         #266
stunreal  OP
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heh in Poland we have underground cat, he have very good Punchlines, one of then translated:
"If life is a bi*ch, i'm her PIMP coz i utilize her and i'm maiking money on her" ^^^^^^^
In pl language that's sound nice :]

However in US rap tha king of Punchlines is Jay i think:

I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little fu*k, I've got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya


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 12 years ago '05        #267
J-O-E 
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A lotta' talk and rumours on us - who's the hottest - to be honest
Hip hop ain't been the same since Tupac moved to Cuba on us - eminem

somethin different
 12 years ago '05        #268
Gravediggaz 13 heat pts13
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"So you ain't gotta go all the way to L.A. to get ya MC ate(MC eiht)"-LLyod Banks
 12 years ago '05        #269
young jeezy478 1 heat pts
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any field mob song; Ive been drinkin, the remy got me bent, bout to call earl, hope he got sprint to sprint
 01-16-2006, 04:04 AM         #270
geminijune  OP
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in my hood they call me jeezy da snowman
ya get it? jeezy da snowman
im iced out plus i got snow man!!!

young jeezy aka da realest n*gga in it
 01-16-2006, 04:04 AM         #271
geminijune  OP
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in my hood they call me jeezy da snowman
ya get it? jeezy da snowman
im iced out plus i got snow man!!!

young jeezy aka da realest n*gga in it
 01-16-2006, 04:04 AM         #272
geminijune  OP
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in my hood they call me jeezy da snowman
ya get it? jeezy da snowman
im iced out plus i got snow man!!!

young jeezy aka da realest n*gga in it
 01-16-2006, 08:08 AM         #273
J@wja_Balla  OP
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 PositionOfPower said:
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.
Did u go to school nicca? What do u get when u divide 5 by 4? Somthin left over that remains
 01-16-2006, 08:51 AM         #274
CHRONICLE  OP
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facts on tracks i recite well
everybody wanna be like mike, but mike wanna be like L
Big L

I was taught wise, im known to extort guys
this aint cali, harlem n*gga we do walk bys
Big L

I heard ya album, it aint get nowhere
my sh*t is goin platinum like sisco hair
Cass
 01-16-2006, 01:58 PM         #275
Grinch813  OP
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May not be a punchline but....

"...It's time to settle score
u lay me down I get up
beggin 4 more
u SLACKIN
take the S off of SLACKIN
now u LACKIN
take L off of LACKIN
now u ACKIN like it cant happen
f*g**t."
 01-17-2006, 02:42 PM         #276
J@wja_Balla  OP
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"Dead in the middle of little Italy, little did he know that he murdered a middle man who didn't do diddley." -PUN

I still get tongue tied on that sh*t!
 12 years ago '05        #277
alkoholyck 2 heat pts
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 Black Joker said:
jigga spitting sh*t peeps gotta thnk bout
sh*t i still don't get it... I havent done that remainder sh*t for years i can't even remember how it works...
 12 years ago '06        #278
Riley Freeman 
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call me kiss or the kid from the lox
that'll twist ure moms out and do a bid wit ure pops


not a punchline but hit em up = 2pac ft. outlawz


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 01-17-2006, 07:07 PM         #279
tippingpoint  OP
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 JDIZZLE said:
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"
nah, homie; that's not what he meant. that's not even the entire punchline. after that he says:

"sh*t, that's just the hate that's been provided by ya'll,
RECIPROCATED AND MULTIPLIED BY MORE."

the reciprocal of a number is it's opposite fraction. ex)recip. of 2 is 1/2. recip. of 6/7 is 7/6.

the reciprocal of the equation: 5/4 is 4/5. multiplied together = 1.

how's that for a math lesson. fu*k off.
 01-17-2006, 08:07 PM         #280
magnetic24  OP
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big l with
Breakin in cribs with a chrome bar
I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r'

I'm from the alley, not the valley
I'm hotter than Cali, wicked like Harry
And fu*k Sally, I rather marry Halle

there some off my head...
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