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 01-12-2006, 10:15 PM         #241
JERO9369 
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ON A SLIM THUG TRACK (THE INTERVIEW),A LADY ASK HIM WHY HE DONT RIDE AROUND WITH ANY SECURITY.
HE BUST OUT "PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES. THEY BE JACKIN OTHER FOOLS BUT THEY AINT JACKIN MINE. YOU RUN UP TRYIN YOU GONE BE LYIN DOWN DYIN WHEN U HEAR DAT CLACK CLACK SOUND COME OUT THAT IRON!"

I LIKE DAT sh*t CAUSE I LIKE GUNZ & I WONT HESITATE TO BUSS A MUTHAfu*kA A NEW a**hole WIT A SLUG
 01-12-2006, 10:15 PM         #242
cescadj 
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"im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"


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 01-12-2006, 10:17 PM         #243
cescadj 
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 JERO9369 said:
ON A SLIM THUG TRACK (THE INTERVIEW),A LADY ASK HIM WHY HE DONT RIDE AROUND WITH ANY SECURITY.
HE BUST OUT "PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES. THEY BE JACKIN OTHER FOOLS BUT THEY AINT JACKIN MINE. YOU RUN UP TRYIN YOU GONE BE LYIN DOWN DYIN WHEN U HEAR DAT CLACK CLACK SOUND COME OUT THAT IRON!"

I LIKE DAT sh*t CAUSE I LIKE GUNZ & I WONT HESITATE TO BUSS A MUTHAfu*kA A NEW a**hole WIT A SLUG
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no homo
 01-12-2006, 10:41 PM         #244
Do It Do It 
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"Gangsta, cant tell me nothin, get a hole in your stomach tryin ta belly budden"
 11 years ago '04        #245
B.A.N.K.$. 
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all them mixtape tracks b4 hunger 4 more by banks was sick. one that comes to mind is the one on the runnin beat,
you should calm your man if you got love for him

you should keep your head down if you got love for him
before you see his a.ss flying off the roof like nutso in above the rim
the kid is out for the gusto and I love to win
driving the industry nutso I'ma rub it in
you page me a trial every kid is spoiled
smell that n*gga I just sh*t it on you
I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
and the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky
and they automatic which means they unload quickly
I hit these n*ggas with a drum role 50 they make another song
get a bi*ch pregnant, wrong I don't trust myself walk into the hotel with the rubber on
then I'm gone I ain't playing funny style ain't wearing your sh*t I wear my own
the industry for me some mutherfu*king rap homie gimme a cheque
a couple mil. and jet
see heavy smoking is a thing I do
that's why me weed supply could fill up the pouch on a kangaroo
we in the club with the daggers and razors too
I'm cool as ice water my earings are laser blue
you should cop a new vest
cause if I got a tatoo for every n*gga that past there wouldn't be room left
and I'll be damned if I spend my afternoon stressed
when my s3x partner is 5'9 with baloon brea$ts
ghost writing is a hobbie kid
so if a n*gga sh*t sound like I wrote it I probably did
and you can tell you flopped on your last tour
cause your dressing room is the size of my bathroom
if I'm at the dealer I ain't browsing I'm buying
these rappers can't spend a 100,000$ they lieing
damn near sold 100,000 you crying
tell you what here's a tech
shoot yourself in the neck

no i didnt type it out lames.
 11 years ago '04        #246
B.A.N.K.$. 
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 JERO9369 said:
ON A SLIM THUG TRACK (THE INTERVIEW),A LADY ASK HIM WHY HE DONT RIDE AROUND WITH ANY SECURITY.
HE BUST OUT "PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES. THEY BE JACKIN OTHER FOOLS BUT THEY AINT JACKIN MINE. YOU RUN UP TRYIN YOU GONE BE LYIN DOWN DYIN WHEN U HEAR DAT CLACK CLACK SOUND COME OUT THAT IRON!"

I LIKE DAT sh*t CAUSE I LIKE GUNZ & I WONT HESITATE TO BUSS A MUTHAfu*kA A NEW a**hole WIT A SLUG
how the fu*k is that a punchline. let me define a punchline for you lames. A punchline is using words to compare one thing to another creatively, such as

I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
and the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky

u can see that bullets are being compared to that of NBA shot blocker supreme Dikembe Mutumbo.

now to stop acting like a white teacher.
 01-13-2006, 01:15 AM         #247
fosho 
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I"m bringing pain like 2 bad nurses.....young buc of PYCHO DRAMA on twista's ADRILINE RUSH
 01-13-2006, 01:16 PM         #248
beatjunkie299 
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"When I was 12, I went to hell for snuffin' Jesus"
 01-13-2006, 01:20 PM         #249
SHOWTIME 17 
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"you better watch ya back while you cashin ya checks/ cuz I'm slicker than puttin lotion on your hands when they wet.." - J-Road

"I draw tha line when u fuccin wit folk/ thirst or not, u'll take a "pop" to tha head like u chuggin a coke" - J-Road

holla for a mixtape or verse..
 11 years ago '04        #250
x Tha Arkitek x 43 heat pts43
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 Finestmp3z_com said:
I'm taking it all and not leaving a cent/
i want evrything out your pockets homie,even the lint/
-Big L

And every word i utter for hip hop lovers/
will reflect forever like 2 mirrors facing each other/
-Canibus

how the gun blind.cowards want mine/
but they big men soft like the Dallas frontline/
-Joe Buddens

i burn more bread that toasters.
-Puffy

i know the watch bothering ya vision/
but reach and ill put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/
-Lloyd Banks

The kids with the Os thats as large as lemons/
When it comes to selling trees im as large as timberland/
-Fabolous
^^^1 of tha worst posts in this thread
 11 years ago '04        #251
theman03 
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WEEZY -

"Steppin out the car they in aw, i'm lookin like star b****, when you see me make a wish"

"Coke transactions on the phone we callem blow jobs"

"These gabana sunshades block the sunrays, I drop a cardinal in the mall on the first day"

"My its been a goodyear wit these firestones"

FAB -

"Ya cd is frozen food it just chill on the shelf"

"twenty dime b*****s so you n***as can see how my 2 dollars look"

"I throw bread around, just to turn pigeons on"

"It's terminator two chrome, the engines dipped"

CASSIDY -

"radiant rock, you cant spot no flaws in the pinky"

"I'll have them ghoons hop out on you like they did harold at the light"

"got my freak on and got my john linenidid"

"i be shootin the tec, and i talkin bout a we-i-istle"

"then wire his grill, kanye em when i see em"

"i'll turn boys 2 men, i wayan em when i see em"
 11 years ago '05        #252
504 Killa 
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LOL my thread stay on fiyah 1
 11 years ago '04        #253
graydome 
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i eat from trash cans at abortion-clinics - Jus Allah
 11 years ago '05        #254
renagade281 1 heat pts
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My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks
someone said 40 cal said that...chamillionaire said dat like 4 or 5 years ago

aloy of 40 cals punchlines are played out and have been used many times
 11 years ago '05        #255
renagade281 1 heat pts
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 B.A.N.K.$. said:
how the fu*k is that a punchline. let me define a punchline for you lames. A punchline is using words to compare one thing to another creatively, such as

I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
and the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky

u can see that bullets are being compared to that of NBA shot blocker supreme Dikembe Mutumbo.

now to stop acting like a white teacher.
actually u are wrong moron...

punchline = you couldnt fu*k wit me if i was we was performing at an orgy
 11 years ago '04        #256
TheProtege9020 51 heat pts51
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I see some good punchlines in here
 11 years ago '04        #257
Ea$e 
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"Ain't a n*gga touchin' mine
When you listen to my sh*t, you don't chew, you don't spit
you will miss a fu*king line"

Not a line, I just listened to Boom and felt like posting that..
 01-14-2006, 04:43 AM         #258
Leroyk 
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"Choreographed Your Thug Image And You Thinkin You Scare Me,
sh*t Is Funny Like A Daycare Named Jackson & Kelly..."
- TheThyrDay - Warning Shot
 01-14-2006, 06:32 AM         #259
Thistle 
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"make u c-murder like master p's brother"
"got so much ice its like i walked thru a blizzard"
 01-14-2006, 06:33 AM         #260
Thistle 
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"i can dance underwater and not get wet" - mack10
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