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 12 years ago '06        #301
Jhnnyblz427 198 heat pts198
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 daliff89 said
'i roll deeper than the Cartwrights on Bonanza'

^^not really GREAT, but random as fu*k......first Canibus line i heard that made me go 'oh sh*t. how the fu*k did he think to reference that?'.....the line that made me want to listen to Canibus more.....

'they're not Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/ plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower'
'you ain't movin' white you lyin' dog/ thats a neverending story, without the white, flying dog'

- Joe Budden -

hottt

 12 years ago '04        #302
Drunk By Myself 
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HAHAHA that budden line is ill whats that from?

 11-27-2006, 01:00 AM         #303
Guyser302  OP
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my WATCH got rocks, why WATCH yall WATCH, i just stick my arm out and just WATCH yall WATCH -joey jihad


you something like a broke intercome you not buzzin -reed dollaz

 12 years ago '06        #304
kevkhalee 1 heat pts
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I jump out the back of the hummer wit something that go BLRRRRRRR!
~Weezy FB
Guerilla Warfare
~Get out the Way

 11-27-2006, 01:11 AM         #305
YoungGQ  OP
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..."the boy got the barrel on/whether i'm in front of my doorstop or marathon/so the day a n*gga k*ll me, you can go and eat ribs and porkchops wit farrakhan"

my n*gga dela said that...


"i'm the truth for certain...not rap's lebron james...he's my hoopin version"
i said that...(shameless plug)

 11-27-2006, 01:13 AM         #306
YoungGQ  OP
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 Drunk By Myself said
HAHAHA that budden line is ill whats that from?
...the 6 minutes of death wit him jae millz and stack bundles...

 11-27-2006, 01:13 AM         #307
Juice  OP
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"still i get stories they tellin
left me floored from the pellets
i cant get wet n*gga
the vest is like water repelent" - loaded lux

 12 years ago '05        #308
FreshTaDeath 
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We on top of things, and we got them things (them birds)
But we only sell them birds, you tryna cop a wing
-Jimmy Jones

REAL TALK

 12 years ago '05        #309
daliff89 1 heat pts
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'you're like a blind man with no a**hole, never seen sh*t'

- me -

'...i trust Puff's gon' holla back soon as Loon flops (ohh)/ and i'ma leave shorty with no trace/ soon Loon's a wanna be 40 year old Ma$e (yes)/ dog you roll with imposters/ i ride by my lonely or only with mobsters/ i got it poppin' off/ so f*g boy i'll knock you're whole damn Bad Boy roster off (holla)'

- Reign Man -
he recently sh*t all over Joey Jihad on a diss track by the way.....thats what that 'family tree' line came from.....

 11-27-2006, 01:34 AM         #310
Back from Death  OP
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 daliff89 said
'you're like a blind man with no a**hole, never seen sh*t'

- me -

'...i trust Puff's gon' holla back soon as Loon flops (ohh)/ and i'ma leave shorty with no trace/ soon Loon's a wanna be 40 year old Ma$e (yes)/ dog you roll with imposters/ i ride by my lonely or only with mobsters/ i got it poppin' off/ so f*g boy i'll knock you're whole damn Bad Boy roster off (holla)'

- Reign Man -
he recently sh*t all over Joey Jihad on a diss track by the way.....thats what that 'family tree' line came from.....

emcee fireman >daliff89

 12 years ago '04        #311
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odds against me,i'm nick cannon in drumline//
fluck that,times is too hard for a punchline//- joe budden

*thread shut down*

 11-27-2006, 02:04 AM         #312
Le Beau  OP
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if you just came home and you blew from court..I need to know if you
move like Jason Giambi and start tellin on me soon as you get caught.. - Joe Buddens


Im posted up where the green at..and aint no squad that could bring enuff terror for me to lean back.. - Mekk Man(mixtape cat)


Really homie I aint got time for no war..like Marques Houston career im pass being immature..woa - Mekk Man


wow..i been had my weight up..how gon battle me with a style that i made up..wow..see when im home its envy..I feel like the boy mase when he was on the phone when puffy..wow - Cassidy

 11-27-2006, 02:49 AM         #313
Str8 Ballin 84  OP
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big L had the best punch lines

 12 years ago '04        #314
JoeyAvalanche 1 heat pts
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i herd alot of punchline rappers but i still think pound for pound nobody got it like Cassidy

 11-27-2006, 04:56 AM         #315
rawproduct03  OP
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so don't get caught stuntin' with ya neck peice on/or better do like k.c (chiefs) and go getta priest holmes (but said like homes) -me

yeah your whole squad is see through/john cheney style,i got goons on my team too/

and it's all over once i'm at your door/with the thing,and i ain't talkin the fantastic 4/

and it's all over once we know that the drama's on/cause i got k*llas in my village but im not m.night.shamalyn/we carry lamas long so listen when the streets talk/ or get hit with a pump,no i'm not sellin reebok/

how you n*ggas try to front like the hardest k*ller/when your ratchet is fake like bob the builder/

that's older sh*t from like 2 years ago,ill hit ya'll with new sh*t soon.

 11-27-2006, 05:02 AM         #316
Muscle Mike  OP
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I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting,,

 11-27-2006, 05:56 AM         #317
S-A-K  OP
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check tha sig

 11-27-2006, 07:52 AM         #318
rawproduct03  OP
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 Muscle Mike said
I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting,,
LMAO k*lla be sayin some wild sh*t huh lol

 12 years ago '06        #319
F-Paying 
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Dont say sh*t bi*ch cause n*ggas with the lip get/everyone in the gun till it go click click/and imma switch clips and squeeze like toothpaste/palm over my forearm so i can shoot straight....
Im bout to make it hard to eat like toothaches/my flow dope like i go in the booth and shoot base -Cassidy

I dont got a whip, but i got my chick Z3 key/No top, Dropped out like a GED-Cassidy


i put your baby daddy in a body bag/when i squeeze and let the wop clap/I bagged-dad(Baghdad) like Iraq!!!- Papoose

yall n*ggas is losers/ Im the new era like a mistake on ya computer-Papoose



I can blow anytime like a Gas can/Cause i done been through more dirt than a trashman/ Collateral, Tom Cruise with the mag man/ and you can catch a bullet in the head like that Jazz man. -RRP


handle my beef on wax, so wack n*ggas can save face/ see me in the streets, gimme Myspace/ Internet gangstas, i really aughta thank yall/ i watch you and then do it backwards so i can say that i aint yall!!/ -RRP

 12 years ago '06        #320
F-Paying 
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Imma send these n*ggas Down under like Australia vacations!- Fabulous

 11-27-2006, 08:30 AM         #321
luda06  OP
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All this sh*t is fu*kin weak as fu*k. I only saw like 2 good lines out of this whole thread. Big L was one of em and that sh*t wasn't even that hot.

 12 years ago '05        #322
Jaiden05 23 heat pts23
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 0 k*llacam 0 said
"i dont care if u run wit a click, gun and the clip, im like lazy fat dude i aint runnin for sh*t" - jr writer

just gonna post 1 and see what happens. ill post more when i get 10 posts


I gotem In a Frenzy baby since the leather with the fringes baby/ Now I got cheddar so its all about the bengiez baby I am in a presidental getting Lewinsky baby/ Ladies room got spinning bed in and my watch looks like it has lemon heads in it/ - Cassidy


Dudes glance at the ice and be hot cause the sh*t blinging/ but try plot I'll pop leave your ears ringing or get pistol whipped until your sh*t stinging/ I don't f*ght u'll get hit with the knife when your fist swinging/- Cassidy


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 12 years ago '05        #323
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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You could either get bucked or get ya a*s jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump
I got my own personal slave she really got a curfew
Cook and clean for the kid like silly in color purple
I know you wanna pop me but (but)
If I hit you first, the exit wound gon be the size of a hockey puck


I ain't loud around a snitch (nah)
I don't crowd around a btich (nah)
The jumpsuit match wit the Carolina kicks
I been sick since n*ggaz was on Harlod Miner d*ck
I could call up a chick and put a child around her lips
n*ggaz can't stand the fact that I'm real
I kidnap the Queen from the castle and put her back on the pill (DAMN)

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
~ Banks

 12 years ago '05        #324
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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 Muscle Mike said
I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting,,


 12 years ago '06        #325
ProLogic 
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 Too Wasted said
You could either get bucked or get ya a*s jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump
I got my own personal slave she really got a curfew
Cook and clean for the kid like silly in color purple
I know you wanna pop me but (but)
If I hit you first, the exit wound gon be the size of a hockey puck


I ain't loud around a snitch (nah)
I don't crowd around a btich (nah)
The jumpsuit match wit the Carolina kicks
I been sick since n*ggaz was on Harlod Miner d*ck
I could call up a chick and put a child around her lips
n*ggaz can't stand the fact that I'm real
I kidnap the Queen from the castle and put her back on the pill (DAMN)

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
~ Banks
n*gga that whole song is full of punchlines...Thats where my punchline come from

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