the best punchlines u eva heard

sponsored links
 

section   (0 bx goons and 1 bystanders) Share this on Twitter   Share this on Facebook
 

Props Slaps
 13 years ago '06        #221
Mrnice 
space
avatar space
space
$269 | Props total: 0 0
"So hear the song and dance while I make these ends,
You never stood half a chance like siamese twins.."

Ludacris
 13 years ago '05        #222
EastBroadway 35 heat pts35
space
avatar space
space
$4,521 | Props total: 31 31
Jay-Z- Threat
 13 years ago '04        #223
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$17,707 | Props total: 14384 14384
Nelly said in a freestyle "I should move to Bel-Air the way I fill up banks" pretty dope for Nelly
*cough*40 Cal*cough
 13 years ago '04        #224
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$17,707 | Props total: 14384 14384
"catch me in Vegas, spendin' da green/
i re-up wit mo chips than a vendin' machine"-Ludacris
 13 years ago '04        #225
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$17,707 | Props total: 14384 14384
"so i hit him wit a 9 shell/
i take his dough and send him back broke like his spine fell/
so fu*k jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Sienfield/"-40 Cal
 13 years ago '05        #226
th4lb 5 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$4,180 | Props total: 5360 5360
"i got more hoes than a chinese phone book"
-Lloyd Banks
 13 years ago '05        #227
th4lb 5 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$4,180 | Props total: 5360 5360
my fault that one was already on there how about

"im always in the hood like a transmission"
-J.R. Writer
 01-12-2006, 07:26 PM         #228
Candor  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
My flavor is that of a waiter, cuz ill serve any stranger with money

- Royce Da 59

Big L - check the profile
 13 years ago '04        #229
TrapBoi 
space
avatar space
space
$2,080 | Props total: 215 215
"yeah we can dance but if u and me mingle
these gats gn clap more than lumidee's single,
slugs touch ya chest and push rite through
came in a white tee and left in suge knight's suit" - sean jay(field mob)

"pistol play u dont want nun
like tiger woods im garaunteed 2 putta whole in one ffoooooorrr(four) fu*kin wit me" - smoke (field mob)

"thats why i keep the chrome my desert stay c*cked need ta gone
warning stop now or get ya eagle on" - sean jay(field mob)
 13 years ago '05        #230
yungwun5150 
space
space
space
$1,137 | Props total: 1 1
"i got the whole hood feinin for my next line like a crack-addict"
i think that was hitchcock from a-team
 01-12-2006, 09:30 PM         #231
shakobe  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
yall fred flinstone n*ggas i'm mr.slay/you might move rocks all day but i get ya pay/
i aint playin this year call me ron artest
 01-12-2006, 09:34 PM         #232
Nawn Centz  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
I only Serve a bi*ch Once so the treat my d*ck Like the Last Supper
- Banks

I Got Shampoo Bullets That Hit Heads And Shoulders
-Currency
 13 years ago '06        #233
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$2,720 | Props total: 202 202
i'll have the mac burnin your face like oxi pads,
im off the meter like taxi cabs,
im so fly i should own my own airline,
i'll red dot your face like acne problems,
im sh*t i need a laxative
i be happy to rob em when the triggers bust ni**az duck like daffy and donald
you get scared and spray in the air like potpourri
im about to run the underground like harriet tubman.
i play wit yay so everyday payday, and thats why every bar is nuts like a payday.

cassidy spit all this prop if u feelin this
 01-12-2006, 09:44 PM         #234
TiPZ  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
hahaha I read this hole thread

and more than half of u dont even know what a punchline is
 01-12-2006, 09:52 PM         #235
shakobe  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 TiPZ said:
hahaha I read this hole thread

and more than half of u dont even know what a punchline is
this n*gga look like mystikal
 13 years ago '06        #236
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$2,720 | Props total: 202 202
why u give yo hos more ice then bartenders/
your sh*t aint never gon pop like 10 gold chains thats y i got ya bi**ch blowin on me like nintendo games/
these hos been the same from school doin more bendin over then a game of pool/

every day i got a new b**ch and when im done with her it look like she dived head first into coolwhip/

damn near every bar on victory

props if u feelin this
 01-12-2006, 10:00 PM         #237
xtrapimpin  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
I make yo mouthpiece obese like Delareese- Biggie

brothaman u see me load the clip in the gun, you betta k!ll that crip walkin start doin the crip run- celp titled

whether your all bi*ch/ fu*k a four-fifth you couldn't tote a shell if you was reincarnated as a tortoise
you picked a war wit a boy thats scholarly /calculate angles and bullets right before I pull it/ that's triggernomitry n*gga

I just can't loose/ they say I'm ahead of my time/ but I aint even punctual so I'm nowhere near my prime
I'm a n*gga on his grind you can't stop me homes/ you don passed all ya time to shyne like Sean Combs

I simplelize for simple eyes that can't see the meaning/ for cokeheads that rather sniff lines than read between them

fu*k that they love the fat Shid boy/ they stay down like sumos on children seesaws
See how that bi*ch play and you did the pay/ if you was really about yo chips you know that bi*ches is free to lay(frito lay)
 01-12-2006, 10:03 PM         #238
Finestmp3z_com  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
I'm taking it all and not leaving a cent/
i want evrything out your pockets homie,even the lint/
-Big L

And every word i utter for hip hop lovers/
will reflect forever like 2 mirrors facing each other/
-Canibus

how the gun blind.cowards want mine/
but they big men soft like the Dallas frontline/
-Joe Buddens

i burn more bread that toasters.
-Puffy

i know the watch bothering ya vision/
but reach and ill put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/
-Lloyd Banks

The kids with the Os thats as large as lemons/
When it comes to selling trees im as large as timberland/
-Fabolous
 01-12-2006, 10:14 PM         #239
cescadj  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
damn u must be asian

 JDIZZLE said:
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"
 01-12-2006, 10:14 PM         #240
Grand_Hustl3  OP
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
All I have in this world is a pistol and a promise
A fist full of dollars, a list full of problems...
Home      
  
 




top in section
 29
57 comments
top in hiphop
top in section
 18
44 comments
top in sports
most viewed right now
 20
52 comments
top in thotties



sponsored links
 


 





most viewed right now
 26
Team EastSide Snoop Killed Early This Morning
126 comments
1 day ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 16
h0es with no right to be thotting on ig?
44 comments
1 day ago
@thotsdimesetc
most viewed right now
 15
Image(s) inside Michael Jordan’s Puerto Rican Strip*er Daughter Got A Tongue Just Like..
118 comments
1 day ago
@thotsdimesetc
most viewed right now
 9
Article inside Wow - Colorado Dad killed Wife AFTER Wife strangled kids! WTF
119 comments
1 day ago
@wild'ish
most viewed right now
 7
The Story of Super Mario Bros. 2
30 comments
2 days ago
@games
most viewed right now
 4
Video inside 'Battlefield V' will be a 'serious disappointment' BF brand in trouble.
48 comments
1 day ago
@games
most viewed right now
 4
NBA KD, Westbrook , Harden and PG13 play while LeBron Watches
50 comments
1 day ago
@sports
most viewed right now
 4
NFL Redskins sign Adrian Peterson
54 comments
1 day ago
@sports
back to top
register contact Follow BX @ Twitter Follow BX @ Facebook search BX privacy