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 12 years ago '06        #221
Mrnice 
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"So hear the song and dance while I make these ends,
You never stood half a chance like siamese twins.."

Ludacris
 12 years ago '05        #222
EastBroadway 35 heat pts35
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Jay-Z- Threat
 12 years ago '04        #223
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Nelly said in a freestyle "I should move to Bel-Air the way I fill up banks" pretty dope for Nelly
*cough*40 Cal*cough
 12 years ago '04        #224
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"catch me in Vegas, spendin' da green/
i re-up wit mo chips than a vendin' machine"-Ludacris
 12 years ago '04        #225
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"so i hit him wit a 9 shell/
i take his dough and send him back broke like his spine fell/
so fu*k jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Sienfield/"-40 Cal
 12 years ago '05        #226
th4lb 5 heat pts
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"i got more hoes than a chinese phone book"
-Lloyd Banks
 12 years ago '05        #227
th4lb 5 heat pts
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my fault that one was already on there how about

"im always in the hood like a transmission"
-J.R. Writer
 01-12-2006, 07:26 PM         #228
Candor  OP
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My flavor is that of a waiter, cuz ill serve any stranger with money

- Royce Da 59

Big L - check the profile
 12 years ago '04        #229
TrapBoi 
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"yeah we can dance but if u and me mingle
these gats gn clap more than lumidee's single,
slugs touch ya chest and push rite through
came in a white tee and left in suge knight's suit" - sean jay(field mob)

"pistol play u dont want nun
like tiger woods im garaunteed 2 putta whole in one ffoooooorrr(four) fu*kin wit me" - smoke (field mob)

"thats why i keep the chrome my desert stay c*cked need ta gone
warning stop now or get ya eagle on" - sean jay(field mob)
 12 years ago '05        #230
yungwun5150 
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"i got the whole hood feinin for my next line like a crack-addict"
i think that was hitchcock from a-team
 01-12-2006, 09:30 PM         #231
shakobe  OP
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yall fred flinstone n*ggas i'm mr.slay/you might move rocks all day but i get ya pay/
i aint playin this year call me ron artest
 01-12-2006, 09:34 PM         #232
Nawn Centz  OP
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I only Serve a bi*ch Once so the treat my d*ck Like the Last Supper
- Banks

I Got Shampoo Bullets That Hit Heads And Shoulders
-Currency
 12 years ago '06        #233
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
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i'll have the mac burnin your face like oxi pads,
im off the meter like taxi cabs,
im so fly i should own my own airline,
i'll red dot your face like acne problems,
im sh*t i need a laxative
i be happy to rob em when the triggers bust ni**az duck like daffy and donald
you get scared and spray in the air like potpourri
im about to run the underground like harriet tubman.
i play wit yay so everyday payday, and thats why every bar is nuts like a payday.

cassidy spit all this prop if u feelin this
 01-12-2006, 09:44 PM         #234
TiPZ  OP
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hahaha I read this hole thread

and more than half of u dont even know what a punchline is
 01-12-2006, 09:52 PM         #235
shakobe  OP
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 TiPZ said:
hahaha I read this hole thread

and more than half of u dont even know what a punchline is
this n*gga look like mystikal
 12 years ago '06        #236
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
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why u give yo hos more ice then bartenders/
your sh*t aint never gon pop like 10 gold chains thats y i got ya bi**ch blowin on me like nintendo games/
these hos been the same from school doin more bendin over then a game of pool/

every day i got a new b**ch and when im done with her it look like she dived head first into coolwhip/

damn near every bar on victory

props if u feelin this
 01-12-2006, 10:00 PM         #237
xtrapimpin  OP
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I make yo mouthpiece obese like Delareese- Biggie

brothaman u see me load the clip in the gun, you betta k!ll that crip walkin start doin the crip run- celp titled

whether your all bi*ch/ fu*k a four-fifth you couldn't tote a shell if you was reincarnated as a tortoise
you picked a war wit a boy thats scholarly /calculate angles and bullets right before I pull it/ that's triggernomitry n*gga

I just can't loose/ they say I'm ahead of my time/ but I aint even punctual so I'm nowhere near my prime
I'm a n*gga on his grind you can't stop me homes/ you don passed all ya time to shyne like Sean Combs

I simplelize for simple eyes that can't see the meaning/ for cokeheads that rather sniff lines than read between them

fu*k that they love the fat Shid boy/ they stay down like sumos on children seesaws
See how that bi*ch play and you did the pay/ if you was really about yo chips you know that bi*ches is free to lay(frito lay)
 01-12-2006, 10:03 PM         #238
Finestmp3z_com  OP
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I'm taking it all and not leaving a cent/
i want evrything out your pockets homie,even the lint/
-Big L

And every word i utter for hip hop lovers/
will reflect forever like 2 mirrors facing each other/
-Canibus

how the gun blind.cowards want mine/
but they big men soft like the Dallas frontline/
-Joe Buddens

i burn more bread that toasters.
-Puffy

i know the watch bothering ya vision/
but reach and ill put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/
-Lloyd Banks

The kids with the Os thats as large as lemons/
When it comes to selling trees im as large as timberland/
-Fabolous
 01-12-2006, 10:14 PM         #239
cescadj  OP
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damn u must be asian

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I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"
 01-12-2006, 10:14 PM         #240
Grand_Hustl3  OP
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All I have in this world is a pistol and a promise
A fist full of dollars, a list full of problems...
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