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 13 years ago '04        #251
theman03 
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WEEZY -

"Steppin out the car they in aw, i'm lookin like star b****, when you see me make a wish"

"Coke transactions on the phone we callem blow jobs"

"These gabana sunshades block the sunrays, I drop a cardinal in the mall on the first day"

"My its been a goodyear wit these firestones"

FAB -

"Ya cd is frozen food it just chill on the shelf"

"twenty dime b*****s so you n***as can see how my 2 dollars look"

"I throw bread around, just to turn pigeons on"

"It's terminator two chrome, the engines dipped"

CASSIDY -

"radiant rock, you cant spot no flaws in the pinky"

"I'll have them ghoons hop out on you like they did harold at the light"

"got my freak on and got my john linenidid"

"i be shootin the tec, and i talkin bout a we-i-istle"

"then wire his grill, kanye em when i see em"

"i'll turn boys 2 men, i wayan em when i see em"

 13 years ago '05        #252
504 Killa 
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LOL my thread stay on fiyah 1

 01-14-2006, 12:56 AM         #253
graydome  OP
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i eat from trash cans at abortion-clinics - Jus Allah

 01-14-2006, 03:05 AM         #254
renagade281  OP
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My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks
someone said 40 cal said that...chamillionaire said dat like 4 or 5 years ago

aloy of 40 cals punchlines are played out and have been used many times

 01-14-2006, 03:08 AM         #255
renagade281  OP
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 B.A.N.K.$. said
how the fu*k is that a punchline. let me define a punchline for you lames. A punchline is using words to compare one thing to another creatively, such as

I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
and the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky

u can see that bullets are being compared to that of NBA shot blocker supreme Dikembe Mutumbo.

now to stop acting like a white teacher.
actually u are wrong moron...

punchline = you couldnt fu*k wit me if i was we was performing at an orgy

 13 years ago '04        #256
TheProtege9020 58 heat pts58
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I see some good punchlines in here

 13 years ago '04        #257
Ea$e 
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"Ain't a n*gga touchin' mine
When you listen to my sh*t, you don't chew, you don't spit
you will miss a fu*king line"

Not a line, I just listened to Boom and felt like posting that..

 01-14-2006, 05:43 AM         #258
Leroyk  OP
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"Choreographed Your Thug Image And You Thinkin You Scare Me,
sh*t Is Funny Like A Daycare Named Jackson & Kelly..."
- TheThyrDay - Warning Shot

 01-14-2006, 07:32 AM         #259
Thistle  OP
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"make u c-murder like master p's brother"
"got so much ice its like i walked thru a blizzard"

 01-14-2006, 07:33 AM         #260
Thistle  OP
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"i can dance underwater and not get wet" - mack10

 01-14-2006, 09:31 AM         #261
IllDisciple  OP
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Say you studied my style it makes me wonder buddy
Cos you not even good enough to be my understudy
Juice

Yo, that was cool, he tried to diss me
But I bought ya wax and I used it for a frisbee
Supernatural

That whole battle was pretty tight

 13 years ago '04        #262
creep 14 heat pts14
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put a quarter in your a.ss cause u played your self - BDK

a magnum is a microphone... murdin MCs. - Rakim

 01-15-2006, 02:57 AM         #263
Do It Do It  OP
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I aint gotta call on hounds/ when your guns like the last lennox lewis f!ght SHORT ON ROUNDS!!!


GAME OVER

 01-15-2006, 04:53 AM         #264
birdman jnr  OP
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you fu*kn lame, u handcuffings.luts i bang, i aint trippin take her back sh*t my nuts are strained......DRE`

Ask 50, it get lonely on top
You can hate me or love me, but now the cops the only homies he got..GAME

Get Rich or Die Tryin, we thought you was hot
Now the same niga wanna take us to the Candy Shop..GAME`

G..UNOT

 13 years ago '04        #265
.Mase Da Rula. 1 heat pts
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Jay-Z got the best to me

Rapper/Slash Exec. Kordell Stewart, The Flow Ya'll All Using Iss Mine Ya'll All Useless.....................................


I had to rewind the cd after i heard that one

 01-15-2006, 05:46 AM         #266
stunreal  OP
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heh in Poland we have underground cat, he have very good Punchlines, one of then translated:
"If life is a bi*ch, i'm her PIMP coz i utilize her and i'm maiking money on her" ^^^^^^^
In pl language that's sound nice :]

However in US rap tha king of Punchlines is Jay i think:

I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
You little fu*k, I've got money stacks bigger than you
When I was pushin weight, back in eighty-eight
you was a ballerina I got your pictures I seen ya


Last edited by stunreal; 01-15-2006 at 05:47 AM..

 13 years ago '05        #267
J-O-E 
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A lotta' talk and rumours on us - who's the hottest - to be honest
Hip hop ain't been the same since Tupac moved to Cuba on us - eminem

somethin different

 13 years ago '05        #268
Gravediggaz 13 heat pts13
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"So you ain't gotta go all the way to L.A. to get ya MC ate(MC eiht)"-LLyod Banks

 13 years ago '05        #269
young jeezy478 1 heat pts
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any field mob song; Ive been drinkin, the remy got me bent, bout to call earl, hope he got sprint to sprint

 01-16-2006, 05:04 AM         #270
geminijune  OP
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in my hood they call me jeezy da snowman
ya get it? jeezy da snowman
im iced out plus i got snow man!!!

young jeezy aka da realest n*gga in it

 01-16-2006, 05:04 AM         #271
geminijune  OP
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in my hood they call me jeezy da snowman
ya get it? jeezy da snowman
im iced out plus i got snow man!!!

young jeezy aka da realest n*gga in it

 01-16-2006, 05:04 AM         #272
geminijune  OP
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in my hood they call me jeezy da snowman
ya get it? jeezy da snowman
im iced out plus i got snow man!!!

young jeezy aka da realest n*gga in it

 01-16-2006, 09:08 AM         #273
J@wja_Balla  OP
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 PositionOfPower said
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.
Did u go to school nicca? What do u get when u divide 5 by 4? Somthin left over that remains

 01-16-2006, 09:51 AM         #274
CHRONICLE  OP
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facts on tracks i recite well
everybody wanna be like mike, but mike wanna be like L
Big L

I was taught wise, im known to extort guys
this aint cali, harlem n*gga we do walk bys
Big L

I heard ya album, it aint get nowhere
my sh*t is goin platinum like sisco hair
Cass

 01-16-2006, 02:58 PM         #275
Grinch813  OP
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May not be a punchline but....

"...It's time to settle score
u lay me down I get up
beggin 4 more
u SLACKIN
take the S off of SLACKIN
now u LACKIN
take L off of LACKIN
now u ACKIN like it cant happen
f*g**t."

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