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 13 years ago '05        #226
th4lb 6 heat pts
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"i got more hoes than a chinese phone book"
-Lloyd Banks

 13 years ago '05        #227
th4lb 6 heat pts
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my fault that one was already on there how about

"im always in the hood like a transmission"
-J.R. Writer

 01-12-2006, 08:26 PM         #228
Candor  OP
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My flavor is that of a waiter, cuz ill serve any stranger with money

- Royce Da 59

Big L - check the profile

 13 years ago '04        #229
TrapBoi 
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"yeah we can dance but if u and me mingle
these gats gn clap more than lumidee's single,
slugs touch ya chest and push rite through
came in a white tee and left in suge knight's suit" - sean jay(field mob)

"pistol play u dont want nun
like tiger woods im garaunteed 2 putta whole in one ffoooooorrr(four) fu*kin wit me" - smoke (field mob)

"thats why i keep the chrome my desert stay c*cked need ta gone
warning stop now or get ya eagle on" - sean jay(field mob)

 13 years ago '05        #230
yungwun5150 
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"i got the whole hood feinin for my next line like a crack-addict"
i think that was hitchcock from a-team

 01-12-2006, 10:30 PM         #231
shakobe  OP
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yall fred flinstone n*ggas i'm mr.slay/you might move rocks all day but i get ya pay/
i aint playin this year call me ron artest

 01-12-2006, 10:34 PM         #232
Nawn Centz  OP
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I only Serve a bi*ch Once so the treat my d*ck Like the Last Supper
- Banks

I Got Shampoo Bullets That Hit Heads And Shoulders
-Currency

 13 years ago '06        #233
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
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i'll have the mac burnin your face like oxi pads,
im off the meter like taxi cabs,
im so fly i should own my own airline,
i'll red dot your face like acne problems,
im sh*t i need a laxative
i be happy to rob em when the triggers bust ni**az duck like daffy and donald
you get scared and spray in the air like potpourri
im about to run the underground like harriet tubman.
i play wit yay so everyday payday, and thats why every bar is nuts like a payday.

cassidy spit all this prop if u feelin this

 01-12-2006, 10:44 PM         #234
TiPZ  OP
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hahaha I read this hole thread

and more than half of u dont even know what a punchline is

 01-12-2006, 10:52 PM         #235
shakobe  OP
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 TiPZ said
hahaha I read this hole thread

and more than half of u dont even know what a punchline is
this n*gga look like mystikal

 13 years ago '06        #236
BxRePrEsEnTa718 4 heat pts
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why u give yo hos more ice then bartenders/
your sh*t aint never gon pop like 10 gold chains thats y i got ya bi**ch blowin on me like nintendo games/
these hos been the same from school doin more bendin over then a game of pool/

every day i got a new b**ch and when im done with her it look like she dived head first into coolwhip/

damn near every bar on victory

props if u feelin this

 01-12-2006, 11:00 PM         #237
xtrapimpin  OP
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I make yo mouthpiece obese like Delareese- Biggie

brothaman u see me load the clip in the gun, you betta k*ll that crip walkin start doin the crip run- celp titled

whether your all bi*ch/ fu*k a four-fifth you couldn't tote a shell if you was reincarnated as a tortoise
you picked a war wit a boy thats scholarly /calculate angles and bullets right before I pull it/ that's triggernomitry n*gga

I just can't loose/ they say I'm ahead of my time/ but I aint even punctual so I'm nowhere near my prime
I'm a n*gga on his grind you can't stop me homes/ you don passed all ya time to shyne like Sean Combs

I simplelize for simple eyes that can't see the meaning/ for cokeheads that rather sniff lines than read between them

fu*k that they love the fat Shid boy/ they stay down like sumos on children seesaws
See how that bi*ch play and you did the pay/ if you was really about yo chips you know that bi*ches is free to lay(frito lay)

 01-12-2006, 11:03 PM         #238
Finestmp3z_com  OP
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I'm taking it all and not leaving a cent/
i want evrything out your pockets homie,even the lint/
-Big L

And every word i utter for hip hop lovers/
will reflect forever like 2 mirrors facing each other/
-Canibus

how the gun blind.cowards want mine/
but they big men soft like the Dallas frontline/
-Joe Buddens

i burn more bread that toasters.
-Puffy

i know the watch bothering ya vision/
but reach and ill put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/
-Lloyd Banks

The kids with the Os thats as large as lemons/
When it comes to selling trees im as large as timberland/
-Fabolous

 01-12-2006, 11:14 PM         #239
cescadj  OP
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damn u must be asian

 JDIZZLE said
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

 01-12-2006, 11:14 PM         #240
Grand_Hustl3  OP
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All I have in this world is a pistol and a promise
A fist full of dollars, a list full of problems...

 01-12-2006, 11:15 PM         #241
JERO9369  OP
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ON A SLIM THUG TRACK (THE INTERVIEW),A LADY ASK HIM WHY HE DONT RIDE AROUND WITH ANY SECURITY.
HE BUST OUT "PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES. THEY BE JACKIN OTHER FOOLS BUT THEY AINT JACKIN MINE. YOU RUN UP TRYIN YOU GONE BE LYIN DOWN DYIN WHEN U HEAR DAT CLACK CLACK SOUND COME OUT THAT IRON!"

I LIKE DAT sh*t CAUSE I LIKE GUNZ & I WONT HESITATE TO BUSS A MUTHAfu*kA A NEW a**hole WIT A SLUG

 01-12-2006, 11:15 PM         #242
cescadj  OP
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"im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"


Big L Corleone

Flamboyant Ent

 01-12-2006, 11:17 PM         #243
cescadj  OP
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 JERO9369 said
ON A SLIM THUG TRACK (THE INTERVIEW),A LADY ASK HIM WHY HE DONT RIDE AROUND WITH ANY SECURITY.
HE BUST OUT "PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES. THEY BE JACKIN OTHER FOOLS BUT THEY AINT JACKIN MINE. YOU RUN UP TRYIN YOU GONE BE LYIN DOWN DYIN WHEN U HEAR DAT CLACK CLACK SOUND COME OUT THAT IRON!"

I LIKE DAT sh*t CAUSE I LIKE GUNZ & I WONT HESITATE TO BUSS A MUTHAfu*kA A NEW a**hole WIT A SLUG
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no homo

 01-12-2006, 11:41 PM         #244
Do It Do It  OP
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"Gangsta, cant tell me nothin, get a hole in your stomach tryin ta belly budden"

 01-13-2006, 12:07 AM         #245
B.A.N.K.$.  OP
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all them mixtape tracks b4 hunger 4 more by banks was sick. one that comes to mind is the one on the runnin beat,
you should calm your man if you got love for him

you should keep your head down if you got love for him
before you see his a*s flying off the roof like nutso in above the rim
the kid is out for the gusto and I love to win
driving the industry nutso I'ma rub it in
you page me a trial every kid is spoiled
smell that n*gga I just sh*t it on you
I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
and the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky
and they automatic which means they unload quickly
I hit these n*ggas with a drum role 50 they make another song
get a bi*ch pregnant, wrong I don't trust myself walk into the hotel with the rubber on
then I'm gone I ain't playing funny style ain't wearing your sh*t I wear my own
the industry for me some mutherfu*king rap homie gimme a cheque
a couple mil. and jet
see heavy smoking is a thing I do
that's why me weed supply could fill up the pouch on a kangaroo
we in the club with the daggers and razors too
I'm cool as ice water my earings are laser blue
you should cop a new vest
cause if I got a tatoo for every n*gga that past there wouldn't be room left
and I'll be damned if I spend my afternoon stressed
when my s*x partner is 5'9 with baloon brea*ts
ghost writing is a hobbie kid
so if a n*gga sh*t sound like I wrote it I probably did
and you can tell you flopped on your last tour
cause your dressing room is the size of my bathroom
if I'm at the dealer I ain't browsing I'm buying
these rappers can't spend a 100,000$ they lieing
damn near sold 100,000 you crying
tell you what here's a tech
shoot yourself in the neck

no i didnt type it out lames.

 01-13-2006, 12:13 AM         #246
B.A.N.K.$.  OP
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 JERO9369 said
ON A SLIM THUG TRACK (THE INTERVIEW),A LADY ASK HIM WHY HE DONT RIDE AROUND WITH ANY SECURITY.
HE BUST OUT "PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES. THEY BE JACKIN OTHER FOOLS BUT THEY AINT JACKIN MINE. YOU RUN UP TRYIN YOU GONE BE LYIN DOWN DYIN WHEN U HEAR DAT CLACK CLACK SOUND COME OUT THAT IRON!"

I LIKE DAT sh*t CAUSE I LIKE GUNZ & I WONT HESITATE TO BUSS A MUTHAfu*kA A NEW a**hole WIT A SLUG
how the fu*k is that a punchline. let me define a punchline for you lames. A punchline is using words to compare one thing to another creatively, such as

I pass bullets so the gun goes with me
and the bullets are the size of Mutumbo's pinky

u can see that bullets are being compared to that of NBA shot blocker supreme Dikembe Mutumbo.

now to stop acting like a white teacher.

 01-13-2006, 02:15 AM         #247
fosho  OP
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I"m bringing pain like 2 bad nurses.....young buc of PYCHO DRAMA on twista's ADRILINE RUSH

 01-13-2006, 02:16 PM         #248
beatjunkie299  OP
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"When I was 12, I went to hell for snuffin' Jesus"

 01-13-2006, 02:20 PM         #249
SHOWTIME 17  OP
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"you better watch ya back while you cashin ya checks/ cuz I'm slicker than puttin lotion on your hands when they wet.." - J-Road

"I draw tha line when u fuccin wit folk/ thirst or not, u'll take a "pop" to tha head like u chuggin a coke" - J-Road

holla for a mixtape or verse..

 13 years ago '04        #250
x Tha Arkitek x 85 heat pts85
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 Finestmp3z_com said
I'm taking it all and not leaving a cent/
i want evrything out your pockets homie,even the lint/
-Big L

And every word i utter for hip hop lovers/
will reflect forever like 2 mirrors facing each other/
-Canibus

how the gun blind.cowards want mine/
but they big men soft like the Dallas frontline/
-Joe Buddens

i burn more bread that toasters.
-Puffy

i know the watch bothering ya vision/
but reach and ill put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/
-Lloyd Banks

The kids with the Os thats as large as lemons/
When it comes to selling trees im as large as timberland/
-Fabolous
^^^1 of tha worst posts in this thread

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