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 11 years ago '05        #181
SMG 
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Look how empty ya pockets are
I can tell you never had a hundred grand unless it was a chocolate bar

I move like a rider van
And I can walk thru any gang territory with the same suit as spider man

It's a chick with me that can slob a head
With a looser neck than them dolls with the bobble heads
She do her job in bed
And slide down poles quick enough to change into batman and robin's threads
The word is probly spread, if you hustle and don't wanna end up in a lobby dead
Go and get a job instead

--Fabolous---

You sh*t ain't gone never pop, like ten gold chains
And ya bi*ch keep blowin' on me like nintendo games

--Lloyd Bank$--

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 11 years ago '04        #182
Hollabacc03 
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Some from the diplomats:

All covered in ice
like i was standing in time square on the day after tomorrow - JR Writer

Girls droppin wild for, soon as i step in
and wanna grab on the gators like crocodile dundy - JR Writer

n*ggas think they can call shots
Ya'll ain't got no wins, u lost here like a bald spot
U wont the tupac shakur props
But its like a disease now, cause all ya got is small pox - 40 Cal

40 catch vicks in the halls like cough drops - 40 Cal

Pretty much his whole verse on The Pit off More Than Music Vol 1
 08-20-2005, 05:13 PM         #183
jeromewebby 
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"...got enough bread, ask bevis i get nothin but head"

-Big L
 11 years ago '05        #184
yujiro1982 13 heat pts13
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 ps4886 said:
like dredlocks, i'm at the top of the rasta.

"i was a rider since bicycles, longer than that, ive been a rider since tricycles."

Like the bones in fat joe's legs, i move crack..


my n*gga
by Papoose the lyrical one
 08-20-2005, 05:45 PM         #185
cdhow 
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rappers dont blow up, heads do~MF Doom

to fade me is gonna take more than guts, you need the eye of a tiger, heart of a lion and king kongs nuts~lloyd Banks

you arent half the man that i am, ill throw your gang sign up and then i'll spit on my hand~immortal Technique

my d!ck is like my music, but harder to swallow~immortal Technique

i love pu**y, but never the bi*ch that its attached to~jus allah

your better off rich and guilty than poor and innocent~immortal technique

make you fu*ken slaves like farnsworth bently~jus allah

you speak, too late, yall probably go to them awards and get your a.ss wooped by b2k~royce da 5'9''
 11 years ago '04        #186
alleversun 
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"I existed, in the Garden of Eden gettin lifted,
sticking d!ck to Eve b4 she was Adam's mistress."

-canibus
 11 years ago '04        #187
alleversun 
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"Wit many lines, more lines than a million pair of Adidas
More lines than the bible quoted from Jesus
More lines than a African herd of zebras
n*ggaz just ain't fu*kin wit the cannabis sativa"
 11 years ago '05        #188
Xclusive124 
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"The game's too pu**y, I think it needs change
I wanna see the barrel flame til they brains get mushy"

~ StyleS P
 08-21-2005, 11:39 PM         #189
I3Baller 
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the boy is sick so move or a germ might touch ya im at the rucker burning the trees up like usher.....

your a store wearing shoes...a walking target....

give your boy the 40 cal or nina
so i stay on my toes like a ballerina

dont make me push yo n*gga out the window
ill have his in the air like the jordan symbol
 11 years ago '05        #190
Xclusive124 
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"I just snatched a Jesus piece off some Christians cause they sounded like idiots,
they went from silver to gold to platinum, After the millenium they'll probably be wearin iridium
They so gased if a bytch sucked they d*ck they'd probably c*m helium."
 11 years ago '04        #191
knightmayor 1 heat pts
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 BlastttOFF said:

i dont have an uncle from from Bell-Air, but i Fill Up Banks
(Phillip Banks from Fresh Prince)
I heard a fill up banks one somewhere else too...It didn't go like that...but same concept. I forgot who it was now. damn...now it's gonna bother me figurin out who it was
 08-24-2005, 06:38 PM         #192
papirock 
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if its beef/ i wont slide till im deaddin u/ *p swallow ur pride*/........my pride aint edible

Styles P


Last edited by papirock; 08-24-2005 at 06:39 PM..
 11 years ago '05        #193
STL-FYNEST314 
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 knightmayor said:
I heard a fill up banks one somewhere else too...It didn't go like that...but same concept. I forgot who it was now. damn...now it's gonna bother me figurin out who it was
40 cal said that sh*t. i had put it up on pg 3 its one of many punches he got
 08-24-2005, 09:06 PM         #194
techboi 
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damn my thread is becomming a classic. Somebody make this a sticky
 08-24-2005, 09:14 PM         #195
Hookz 
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Not A Punch..But

"Who's the nicest n*gga you know in the year two triple-oh
Spit turn to icicles in the mid air and slit your throat" - Canibus
 08-24-2005, 10:02 PM         #196
BigMoneyTayTay 
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my sig
 08-24-2005, 10:13 PM         #197
Scola929 
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All You Scarface n*ggas, It's Sosa Here// ~ Styles P.

Mean while getting adapted, to the fame has be hectic//
But I'm fu*king like I'm tryna take down Chamberlain's record// ~ Fab
 11 years ago '05        #198
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jail aint never scared me none, fu*k the feds and vice cops too distribution of cocaine is that all yall can come wit dude(Dayton family F.B.I) sh*t always stuck wit me lol
 08-24-2005, 11:47 PM         #199
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Not the sickest but always stuuck out:
"Why put you in a verse when I can put you in a coriner van" - Jada
 08-25-2005, 01:18 AM         #200
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u so shook
u could walk a half a blok
and feel an aftershock

-wordsworth
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