the best punchlines u eva heard

most viewed right now
 286
Dreamchaser confirms Beanie Sigel got beat up. "U broke the code of ethics on ..
142 comments
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 164
NBA Lebron "All Lives Matter" Fuuuuu
230 comments
@sports
most viewed right now
 123
Article inside Birdman Given 30 Days To Find Missing Financial Documents For Lil Wayne
54 comments
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 85
Video inside THIS girl slaps ya girls ass in the club, what ya do?
91 comments
@wild'ish

section   (0 bx goons and 1 bystanders) Share this on Twitter   Share this on Facebook
 

Props Slaps
 04-07-2005, 07:47 AM         #1
200897 pageviews
418 comments


fk montana 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
the best punchlines u eva heard
 

 
name some of em...

418 comments for "the best punchlines u eva heard"

 04-07-2005, 08:07 AM         #2
i cant rap 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
yes! i love original threads
 04-07-2005, 08:08 AM         #3
i cant rap 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
"ayo im like a bag of chips, cause when you eat me you gotta lick ya fingers"
 04-07-2005, 08:09 AM         #4
TheKidHypno 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
I'm in the club sippin cherry champaign/lookin for a bush to beat, somethin like the kerry campaign-Fabolous

You a blood yesterday but you flipped tonight/You like that sh*t that k!ll superman cuz you a crip tonight(kryptonite)-Papoose

Ask bevis, I get nothin but-head-Big L

That sh*t Big L spit....I dont remember how it went exactly but.....Rap without L is like china without rice/the bulls without mike i forgot what else he said but that sh*t was crazy

The boy keep chrome on him and chrome on rims and gold on gems and the stones on them show more details than capone and lil cease when they told on kim-Grafh
 11 years ago '04        #5
UknowWhatItIs 
space
avatar space
space
$8,675 | Props total: 7 7
"i know you work out got your chest and back all nice
but this 12 guage will put your 6 pack on ice" Jada
 11 years ago '04        #6
slimyellow 3 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$12,549 | Props total: 108 108
Ayo What The fu*k/ Im Tryna Get My d!ck Sucked.
 04-07-2005, 11:33 AM         #7
Lake 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
cassidy's new joint dissin murda mook is full of em
 04-07-2005, 11:41 AM         #8
Krome 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
The boy keep chrome on him and chrome on rims and gold on gems and the stones on them show more details than capone and lil cease when they told on kim-Grafh

sick line
 04-07-2005, 12:18 PM         #9
KedAKAKnowledge 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
"I'm Trying To Keep Me And My Men Straight...So I'ma Need An 'O' Dog And I Ain't Talking About Lorenz Tate"
-Lloyd Banks
 11 years ago '04        #10
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$13,936 | Props total: 4632 4632
check my sig. da Fabolous line
 11 years ago '04        #11
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$13,936 | Props total: 4632 4632
and

"I knock down ya door like Jehovah Witness/and bring n*ggas in ya crib like ya older sisters/"-Cassidy

"i do more than rap for my bucks/i keep two 9's on me like Warren Sapp from da Bucks/"-Fabolous

"i kno da watch is botherin ya vision/but reach and i'll put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/"-Lloyd Banks

"They wanna kno why i'm so fly/a girl asked me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye/"-Big L


Last edited by Young Fab; 04-07-2005 at 12:52 PM..
 11 years ago '04        #12
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$13,936 | Props total: 4632 4632
oh yea i heard this in a battle by Murda Mook, he said:

"U ain't gotta be Forrest Whitaker for u to be a Ghost, Dog/i blow 4's and i'll chop ya body up so when yo' wh0ore/see da sh*t in all da portions/she gon be standin over his corpse lookin like Machalli Colken/
 04-07-2005, 01:20 PM         #13
Young Phelony 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
i spit clips that'll chew right thru ya/ he tried 2 exit out windows, but he better off shuttin down his computa/ -murda mook

HAHAHAHHA
 11 years ago '04        #14
Young Fab 1 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$13,936 | Props total: 4632 4632
Loaded Lux said that plus da line is wrong. here's how it is:

"I'mma kick in doors and bust rounds from da Ruger/he tried 2 exit out his windows, he was betta off shuttin down his computer/-LOADED LUX
 11 years ago '04        #15
SMallz 2 heat pts
space
avatar space
space
$1,463 | Props total: 1 1
im quick wit da fist and the switchblade, get brave u ould get a clip in your ribcage, thats what happens when u act dumb, silencers on my gat sounds like im clappin a cap gun - Cass
 11 years ago '04        #16
Krypt 3 heat pts
space
space
space
$8,277 | Props total: 0 0
"I knock down ya door like Jehovah Witness/and bring n*ggas in ya crib like ya older sisters/"-Cassidy
 11 years ago '04        #17
killacag 81 heat pts81
space
avatar space
space
$1,987 | Props total: 34 34
wow no one mentioned a team yet...yall missin out
 04-07-2005, 03:38 PM         #18
MC_Bingo 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 TheKidHypno said:
That sh*t Big L spit....I dont remember how it went exactly but.....Rap without L is like china without rice/the bulls without mike i forgot what else he said but that sh*t was crazy
Think this is what your looking for:

You know nuttin about L, so don't doubt L
What's this motherfu*kin rap game without L?
Yo, that's like jewels without ice
That's like china without rice
or the Holy Bible without Christ
or the Bulls without Mike
or crackheads without pipes
The Village without dykes
or hockey games without f!ghts
Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit
Flamboyant is the label I'm with, motherfu*ker - Big L, The Big Picture (Intro)
 11 years ago '05        #19
Young savior 
space
space
space
$582 | Props total: 0 0
Im a young pimp pardon my age/
i aint got long hair but if i did she'll be parting my braids/
n*ggas find out what club they at/
take'em wit us and run a train on them like a subway mat/

Lloyd Banks
 04-07-2005, 04:47 PM         #20
youngtreez 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 Young Phelony said:
i spit clips that'll chew right thru ya/ he tried 2 exit out windows, but he better off shuttin down his computa/ -murda mook

HAHAHAHHA
^^^^
that was loaded lux homeboy
Home      
  
 

 






most viewed right now
 47
Video inside Sep 24 - CNN Live footage of crime scene manipulation and gun plant
64 comments
2 days ago
@news
most viewed right now
 35
Image(s) inside The stars that aged well, are? And the stars that didn't age well, are?
97 comments
1 day ago
@movies
most viewed right now
 32
Video inside The Daily Show - Tomi Lahren's Anger Lights Facebook on Fire ~ Evil ..
73 comments
1 day ago
@movies
most viewed right now
 22
Image(s) inside Lil Reese has been missing meals.
119 comments
1 day ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 20
Video inside Clueless iPhone 7 owners destroy new handsets after YouTube prank dupes..
28 comments
2 days ago
@tech
most viewed right now
 18
audio inside Lloyd Banks x DJ Drama | All or Nothing: Live It Up (Official Download/..
216 comments
1 day ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 17
Video inside Man wtf 79 points in 2K17 with a Sharpshooter Online
55 comments
2 days ago
@games
most viewed right now
 16
Video inside bi-ch tries to play cute with the judge
105 comments
2 days ago
@wild'ish
back to top
register contact Follow BX @ Twitter Follow BX @ Facebook search BX privacy