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 4 years ago '12        #101
CosbySweater 297 heat pts297
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 Andrefrbk said:
I cried when i heard it and played the track like 50x that day.
bruh that song is a classic

"I got all these hoes

And I don't know what to do

They ask me if I share

I'm asking "who are you?"

My dude is Hugh Hefner and he fu*ks with me

I said "Hugh Hefner man, I got more bi*ches than you"

He said "that's not right!"

He said "you are a liar!"

I said "Hugh Hefner, you see my bi*ches tonight?"

And I'm young BasedGod and I dare you to see

And I gotta question...... who got more bi*ches than me!"

 4 years ago '10        #102
BasedonMars 875 heat pts875
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[Intro: Lil B]
(Sound of Lil B sipping)
Girl I'm so thirsty
It's your boy Lil B

[Verse 1: Lil B]
Put that pus*y on my plate, let me get a taste
Only eat that sh*t first, like it's a race
Girl move your body, to the fu*king bass
Talking to the girl, I be in her face
Young a.ss n*gga with a lot of cake
Blue maybach n*gga, no plates
I wanna fu*k the bi*ch, like it's Christmas
Lil B wanna drink and I'm not tripping
Tell the bi*ch, you can get low
I got bread bi*ch, I ain't even tripping though
Rock 5 chains, n*gga fu*k gold
I'm an OG n*gga with a young ho
Running them things in '04
Counting that cash in the store though
bi*ch wanna fu*k, you know me
The bi*ch wanna fu*k cause I'm Lil B
I do this thing, for my nig-(interrupted by the sound of Lil B sipping)
That liquor
I'ma pop, I'ma sip, for the bruh-bruh
Might even pop a dish for the cuz-cuz
Feeling like, man, I love you
50 grand for a show, look at how I do
Damn! That girl fine in the pink
Finna cool off, and go have a drink

[Hook: Lil B]
So thirsty, girl I'm so thirsty
I'm so thirsty, girl I'm so thirsty (x6)

[Verse 2: Lil B]
Had the day off on Sunday
I'm thinking bout girls on Monday
Bought a couple ho's on Tuesday
??? on Monday
Take a couple trips on Thursday
Friday, that's my day
Well, maybe that's her day
Finna trick on a bi*ch cause I'm thirsty
Do it like that, cause it's like that
5'7'' n*gga with a lot of swag
Drive the same car as the president
Punk rock n*gga with a bad bi*ch
With a square ho
Trippin off bread, I don't care ho
Finna beat the pus*y don't hurt me
Please give me a cold drink cause I'm thirsty

[Hook: Lil B]
So thirsty, girl I'm so thirsty
I'm so thirsty, girl I'm so thirsty (x6)

[Verse 3: Lil B]
Put a punk rock bi*ch on the map
I'ma pull a fu*kin rabbit out a hat
See a girl, she don't know how to act
Touch her butt then a n*gga get slapped
I'm a whistle at the girl like, whoop!
I'm a whistle at the girl like, whoop!
I'm a whistle at the girl like
Oo-oo girl can you take the pic?
Wanna ask the girl do she strip
I'm finna play for the bi*ch
I'ma be the trick of the year
I'ma be the trick of the year
I'ma be the trick of the year
I'ma be the trick of the year
And I'ma be the trickin of the year
And it ain't nothing if you got it, you hear?

[Hook: Lil B]
So thirsty, girl I'm so thirsty
I'm so thirsty, girl I'm so thirsty (x6)
based
 4 years ago '05        #103
Andrefrbk 1067 heat pts1067
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Like a bi*ch, like my name, like my car, like my ring
Like my d!ck, fu*k a bi*ch in the face like a boss
Like a dad, like I'm rad, like I'm Brad, like I'm Chad
 4 years ago '12        #104
CosbySweater 297 heat pts297
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"I'M GONNA EAT IT!!! I'M GONNA EAT HER!!!!"


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 4 years ago '12        #105
GucciBoy347 39 heat pts39
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 chizz said:

Young pet shop god
This so always gets to me

 Curb said:
"God damn, I'm a f*ggot
I'm a lesbian, cause the bi*ches let me have it."
 CosbySweater said:
Like Waka Flocka, we on da waaaaaaaay! All my bi*ches act gaaaaaaaaaaay!!!





 CosbySweater said:
"I'M GONNA EAT IT!!! I'M GONNA EAT HER!!!!"

we was clowning my n*gga galaxy beatz about this for months
 4 years ago '08        #106
primetime 60 heat pts60
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 01-06-2014, 06:34 PM         #107
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"I'm a bi*ch cause nobody never fu*ked my bi*ch
I guarantee nobody fu*ked the basedgod bi*ch"
 4 years ago '12        #108
ThePainkiller 347 heat pts347
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You so thick, walking like a bi*ch
Talking like a bi*ch

Dance up on the chair, show that pus*y hair

You like the ocean
Twerk in slow motion
Show me that b00ty
Do it to me
Spread your legs
Now Twerk it like that
Cris cross like that
Show me that back
Now mop the floor
Show me who's the bi*ch
Roll your eyes
Girl you so nasty
Do the helicopter
Do the aunt jemima
If you got some wet pus*y scream aunt jemima
 4 years ago '12        #109
GucciBoy347 39 heat pts39
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"I got 56 bi*ches, I got 51 bi*ches.
I got 13 problems, I got bi*ches that'll solve them
I might be a mathematician, cause the money I be getting
Sometimes I use division then I divide it by Pi"

 4 years ago '11        #110
Chiddy 81 heat pts81
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thread got me fu*kin cryin


basedgod
 4 years ago '05        #111
knowTHEledge 30 heat pts30
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"Yummy, scrumptious"

"Your b00ty taste so good, your b00ty taste so nutritious, based freestyle bi*ch"
 4 years ago '12        #112
Bazileus 90 heat pts90
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