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 5 years ago '11        #241
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 psylence2k said:
" 38 revolve like the sun around the earth " - Jay

" you gain 30 pounds when you die, no lie " - Biggie

" First Family will gradually , lift that a.ss up like gravity " - MOP

" Pocket full of green, duke on it that invented the light bulb " - Fab



Public Education must be terrible in Brooklyn
yell
 5 years ago '11        #242
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 Trelli3Matrix said:
Have u ever seen a horse walk?? Even on games like red dead redemption? Yea. Where do u think the phrase "she shaped like a stallion" comes from. Girls wit big butts usually shaped like a horse. In this case, a deer. So hes sayin, is that YOUR natural a.ss, or do u have "reindeer" in ur family. Just like if u see a white girl witta big butt, u may ask "do u have black in ur family?" Simple.
Ol captain save a lyricist a.ss yell
 5 years ago '11        #243
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 DJHoove said:
he talkin bout the same dre dropped the Chronic 2001...
Uh 2001 didn't drop in 2001 yell
 5 years ago '11        #244
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 MSSoldier said:
2 Chainz- Yuck

I be like you could get her
He be like you could get her
I be like you could have her
He be like you could have her
He be like it don't matter
I be like, me neither
Uh, my old school got twenty-sixes on it
And I got you girl kissing on me
Wtf? My head hurt what is this suppose to mean yell
 5 years ago '06        #245
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"Sour plant got me leaning on a Eiffel tower slant" -Fabolous

I think he meant "pisa"
 5 years ago '12        #246
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Some of these lines
 5 years ago '12        #247
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"Flow hot as the Mojave, gimme that sloppy sh*t" - 2Chainz

 5 years ago '13        #248
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 Trelli3Matrix said:
Oh my god u cant be serious....

IS REAL = ISREAL

ISREAL people are called ISREALEAN

Wow....just...just...just wow.
Actually, they're called Israelis.


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 5 years ago '09        #249
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A is for Apple.
B is for Ball.
C is for k!lla Cam.
D explains it all.
E is for Ecstasy.
F is for Fooly Magooly.
G is for Gs.
H is for Hell Rell.
 5 years ago '05        #250
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"G A N G, S T R, YES WE ARE..." wtf?? I like Royce, but, cmon son.

"Got sixteen, double it times three, we got forty-eight..." (Foxy Brown) how the fu*k do you "double something times three." Even if you doubled sixteen and then tripled that you would have 96.
 5 years ago '11        #251
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 majestykagiso said:
"Got a Keisha, got a Rhonda
Got a Nisha, got a Tanya
Got a Tishaun and a Honda
And I eat her anaconda"
-The Game "I Remember"


Maybe 90's babies have a new definition of Anaconda, to me that has always meant a big d**k or a BMW 7 series!
Wtf lol no yell
 5 years ago '11        #252
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What's next, What's next what's n-x-e-t, - Warren g
Let's see the captains save that one yell
 07-24-2013, 07:15 PM         #253
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 bigsyke19 said:
meaning he will "play extra nice,act like a gentleman and give her dad high praise for nothing" just to get in good graces with him so he can get in his daughter's pants. .....at first it does sound like a pause moment doe....
um, idc no excuses for that line
 07-24-2013, 07:16 PM         #254
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 Ez the Don said:
People really tryna justify that 300 line by Kanye

Nothing about that song leads me to believe that the artist is calm cool and collected. with that sh*t.
yeeahhh im still like um wtf
 5 years ago '10        #255
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Song just came on on my itunes.

"Last night, i couldnt even get an answer,
I tried to call, but my pride wouldnt let me dial"


 5 years ago '08        #256
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Busta

Flava remix-

"The flava is in your a.ss grease"

 5 years ago '07        #257
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 youngd said:
you shouldnt be listening to hip hop homie
Why not? No one in this thread (including you by the way) has been able to explain it within reason without saying he fu*ked up lol... I've been listening to hip hop for like 20 years and no one I've come across has been able to explain that line to me... So please... Explain to me why I shouldn't listen to hip hop? Not to mention the fact that if I wasn't a true hip hop head... why in the hell would I be listening to 5 boroughs

 Lazy Mikey said:
That could make sense, and If thats what he meant I def missed it, BUT that'd be like sh*tting on your own crew and I think he just fu*ked up his math still.... Theres over 36 Verses on 36 Chambers so with that logic he saying when he spits a verse its 5 mics, but theres not a verse on 36 Chambers worth 1?
lol Chybo doesn't know what he talkin about. He can be paying homage to the Wu all he want... sh*t still don't make sense...

What he saying that a paragraph alone is worth 5 Mics. So he spit 3/5 a a paragraph 12 times? Which get even more confusing when you take into account that verses are split into 16s. If someone can explain it to a reasonable certainty I'll take my L


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 07-24-2013, 10:50 PM         #258
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His head up his a.ss Imma have 2 head butt em
 07-25-2013, 01:11 AM         #259
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your explanation made less sense than the line. Just admit it jay made a line that dont make sense
 Kadillac87 said:
Christopher Columbus was the "first" person to discover America. George Washinton was the first president. Jay doesn't acknowledge the depiction of American history seeing how the country was built upon the labor of slaves.
 07-25-2013, 01:28 AM         #260
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word cool calm and collected like the romans? that sh*t make no sense them n*ggas would snap your head off nothing cool calm and collected about the ancient romans
 SMG said:
I read the first few pages, and just stopped...

Some of you n*ggas REALLY be trying your damnedest to come up with the most convoluted bullsh*t to make a punchline 1000x deeper than it was meant to be...

That "300/Calm Cool Collected" explanation has to be the funniest joke I've read all week...
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