obama is my n*gga, but are we really going to let his simping slide?
"i dont know why girls would want to spend any time with me at all"
"you deserve better"
"you even laugh at my jokes!"
"i'll buy you lunch some time"
"your friend, love <3 barry"
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My n*gga you wrong... That's called telling a bi*ch what she wants to hear. Make her feel good, make her feel special and definitely make her believe you give an ounce of a sh*t! That's the easiest way but a very on point approach to keep that hoe coming back for more! Sure, to you it sounds "simp" but is really not because he didn't go overboard. If not, compare these lines to anything Drake has posted or said and you'd see the difference. If you don't know about that, my n*gga, then you got some problems!