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Big Ghost Fase Reviews Lil Wayne album, IANAHB 2
 

 
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Ayo whattup you back in the presence of the illustrious Big Ghost aka the mighty Hands Of Zeus aka the magnificent Phantom Raviolis aka Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter or the great Volcano Hands hisself aka Thor Molecules or Spartacus Deluxe…but you can call me the world famous Cocaine Biceps namsayin…Im back up inthe house of OKP one mo gain so I gotta hit yall wit that legal dsiclaimer:

The views n what have you in this muthafu-ka is all my owns…so that aint in no way a reflection of nobody other than myself n whatever else b. No other man or woman or child represented heretofore n such hereby is sharin the opinion of the gentleman who be sayin the sh-t contained within namsayin. This muthafu-ka do be containin foul language n sh-t that might offend small children n old people n sh-t too. It should be noted by all those who is present today here today before God that yall here on ya own accord n if anybody not cool wit that they should leave now or forever hold they peace…

Anyways I been blessed wit the opportunity to walk yall thru this new Dwayne Michael Carter joint….should be all types of heat on this muthafu-ka.

1. “IANAHB” – Yo I swear that even after hearin son light his sh-t at the start of the track I still kept checkin to see if my illegal download of this sh-t was legit b… Son I got a lot of respect for musicians n what have you…so big ups to whoever tickled those ivories on this sh-t but I hope I never accidentally hear this muthafu-ka ever ever ever again for as long as I live n sh-t… Unless ya name happen to be Nasir Jones… aint no way in hell Im fu-kin wit n**gas straight rappin over nothin but a piano. No disrespect but if wanted to hear that Igor Stravinsky sh-t Id hang outside a YMCA n duff a old white dude for his discman b. But that wasnt eem the foulest part…I almost forgot that this the post-2007 Weezy F. So n*ggas gotta buckle up n get ready to ride that roller coaster of lyrical genius n be ready to wear out they rewind buttons on fiery hot bars like “I put it down like my hand hurtin.” Anyways son aint disappoint at all when he came flyin out the gate to hit us over the head wit that first line on the album… “Im in a crib butt nekkid bi-ch…she said my d!ck could be the next black president”. YOOOOOOOOOOO!! Imma need DJ Whoo Kid to rewind that sh-t back n fire off multiple retardedly loud gunshots n ad libs on this sh-t so we can fully absorb the impact of that muthafu-kin poetry right there yo… swmwidfhgytijishshshlieiequeyytszvhhhhhhhhdjsjsjs BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW BRRRRRRRRRRRATTTTTT TATATATATATATATAT OH MY GAAAAAWD…”Im in a crib butt nekkid bi-ch…she said my d!ck could be the next black president” DAAAAAAAMMMMN!! That aint all tho…theres more…son actually got in the booth n spit sh-t like….

“She said ‘Tunech, you the sh-t you need ya a.ss wiped’…I say ‘before you gas me up check the gas price’”…

“Runnin this sh-t like a faucet…Farrah”…

“fu-k wit me ya a.ss is grass…get a lawn chair”….

“If you fake put a egg in ya shoe n scramble”…

“I stick it in her a.ss… like some fu-kin steroids”

Maaaaaaan…. Somewhere right now that n**ga Jermaine Cole noddin his head in muthafu-kin approval over these bars yo.

2. “Curtains” (feat. Boo) – Oh good…autotune. sh-t sounds like Wayne doin a impersonation of Future doin a impersonation of Wayne or some sh-t…

“Im gettin cake like Im Jewish…my n**ga Drake he Jewish”

Son says “I swear to God I aint nervous” at least 475 times on this sh-t. Which is obvious….since son clearly dont give one single solitary miniature quadriplegic fu-k bout what the fu-k he sayin on records ever.

“And her birthday suit is pajamas…she say I didnt kno your d!ck was a recliner”

“She gon ride this d!ck like the Kentucky Derby”

Even his n**ga Boo got em low impact bars…

“I gotta bad bi-ch, she Persian….Call her AK when she squirtin”

Naw. fu-k this song, yo.

3. “Days and Days” (f/ 2 Chainz) – Im not mad at this beat…n even tho son was still spittin that certified garbage soon as the track started (“You kno Im on that grass…dont turn on the sprinklers”) it almost sounded like that Dedication 2/Drought 3 Wayne for like 49 seconds…n then 50 seconds in the n**gas voice starts crackin n he rappin in that high pitch voice spittin his lyrical McNuggets. Never thought I would ever really be like THANK GOD 2 CHAINZ HERE TO SAVE THIS SONG YO…


4. “Gunwalk” (f/ Gudda Gudda) – Jus knowin Gudda Gudda aka the most unnecessary n*gga alive is on this sh-t already lets me kno that the best case scenario is this bout to only be some partial trash. Or so I was thinkin. This joint actually got the best (least wack) bars/delivery son brought to the table so far actually. Gudda2 aint eem spit all the way garbage neither. Im feelin like these fools deserve a pat on the back for this one. Shout outs to Juicy J.

5. “No Worries” (f/ Detail) – Here comes the pure crystallized dog sh-t bars again….

“Hope your barber shop open… cuz we got hair triggers”

“Smoke so much that Smokey the Bear have to bear wit us”

SON. This n**ga gotta be tryin to break some kinda record for most garbage lyrics possible cuz that sh-t offensive to all things holy in this world namsayin. Ion want my seeds to grow up in a world where Lil Wayne allowed to spit bars that bad n aint nobody shoot him dead in the booth soon as it happened. Im sayin…

“All these bi-ches think they the sh-t…IMMA SEND EM UP sh-t CREEK”

“She say sorry I didnt shave…so that pus-y a little furry”

“I put that pus-y in my face…AGHH AINT GAHHT NO WHUUREES”

Imma start skippin sh-t now…

6. “Back To You” – This n**ga still doin rock ballads? fu-kouttahere. sh-t sounds like rap music from countries where they hang you in the middle of the street if you get caught tryin to look up a broad’s burka.

7. “Trigger Finger” (f/ Soulja Boy) – Jus when you think sh-t cant get no worse the words “feat. Soulja Boy” pop up on the tracklist. Tunechi back on his NOT THAT BAD sh-t for this track so the joint is goin aight til Deandre comes along n gets his little “worst rapper alive” on. This little ratchet muthafu-ka only spit 8 bars n every second line ended wit “fresh to death.” Was this sh-t even a verse? The n**ga so trash he makin Wayne sound like Black Thought on this muthafu-ka….

8. “Beat The sh-t” (f/ Gunplay) – If you make it past the wack a.ss intro you might gon be feelin this one. That virtuoso L taker Gunplay kinda went in nahmean. This the type sh-t you appreciate when you drunk as fu-k n in the presence of dime broads wit lowered inhibitions n no self esteem…when you dont gotta care in the world n sh-t. The joint cool for what it is…some wild out sh-t. The part of the hook where Wayne is singin a bi-ch a.ss folk song can go tho.

9. ”Rich As fu-k” (f/ 2 Chainz) – T-Minus be makin summa the wackest n**gas sound tolerable on these beats yo. Lyrically its whatever by this point. What Imma tell you? Son STILL trash? …Im sure yall gettin the picture. So yeah the track aight even tho Weezy still deliverin punchline stillbirths like he ghostwritin a J Cole album. I fu-ks wit it.

10. “Trippy” (f/ Juicy J) – This like that old(er) Wayne…like he actually spittin. I aint mad at it. Also ya boy Juicy J went IN on this simple a.ss beat. But Tune actually got some bars on this one… Im actually fu-kin wit this sh-t. Pretty damn heavy.

11. ”bi-ches Love Me” (f/ Drake & Future) – And like THAT….the King of recycle bin rap is back. N**ga was gone for 1.5 songs n he back witta vengeance now. Summa yall mighta caught wind of the fact that I been feelin the last couple Drake releases. “Started From The Bottom” was kinda a nice breath of fresh air from that beige muthafu-ka…a nice break from all the simp anthems n cape wavin. Then son dropped the “5 Am In Toronto” joint…n even tho the tough talk is jus funny comin from the n**ga who sang a duet wit Rihanna over a calypso house ballad the sh-t was aight. Its like I been said…Drake talkin tough on records is like a lotion dispenser squirtin out a couple hard chunks…its still all lotion. Which brings us back to THAT Drake. Thats the Drake croonin on the corny a.ss hook wit Future. Anyways that n**ga Aubrey probably got some easter eggs to lay so Imma move on.

12. “Romance” – Son…

“She kissed my ankle when I twist my ankle…she even did anal when she dont do anal. My bi-ch Im thankful. Lets hold hands…can we?” THATS ROMANCE THATS ROMANCE THATS ROMANCE THATS ROMANCE… Naw son thats some trash. fu-kouttahere.

13. “God Bless Amerika” – Son threw a “k” in where there pose to be a “c” in ‘America” so he definitely bout that militant revolutionary life here now right? I think Wayne was tryin to say some deep sh-t here bout butterflies in hell n avoidin jail n sh-t…I really aint understtand what the fu-k he was tryna say to be truthful. He still found a way to squeeze in some bars bout eatin coochie tho so dont panic n think this n*gga bout to start tryna kick knowledge. Cool & Dre gave son a fire beat that wasnt respected the right way tho…thats that sh-t I dont like.

14. “Wowzers” (f/ Trina) – “Soulja Boy on the beat…” Oh word Wayne? Couldnt tell by the single note 5 dollar piano note n the all-claps drumbeat. I cant eem` listen to this n**ga Weezy spit 32 bars straight bout eatin coochie tho. The fu-k is wrong wit you b? Aint Trina in her mid thirties now tho? This broad really still talmbout the magic of her box like she a teenager. Grow the fu-k up ma. This sh-t all the way recycle bin ready.

15. “Hello” – Ok this n**ga back on his Rebirth sh-t….Im out.

My illegal download of this sh-t aint have no bonus tracks so Imma spare myself all that enjoyment for now n sh-t… In the end I aint HATE hate this sh-t but you gotta think back to the level this n*gga was at jus 5 years ago even. Son had bars. The clever bars in his verses right now? sh-t is like 95% 404 errors b. Son needs to throw his bars in a incubator. His sh-t is all preemies. These bars is deformed. Ionno how he spit these sh-ts witta straight face. But he probably aint spit em witta straight face. Anyways yo…the Recycle Bin Gawd back in effect. He probably not gon be goin away anytime soon n sh-t so yall might as well get use to this sh-t. *shrug*

Aight peace.

I gives this sh-t 1.5 Zeus Slap Outta 5


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 5 years ago '05        #2
WCIB 116 heat pts116
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Lyrical McNuggets?

Punchline stillbirths?



I haven't listened to the album in full yet, but my snippet review was still right on track with what (serious) reviewers have been saying... I think I may take the Juicy J tracks out the folder and delete the rest.

Peace Gods.
 03-28-2013, 04:37 AM         #3
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Lmfao... God dayummm.
 5 years ago '11        #4
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ghost funny as fu*k man.
 5 years ago '08        #5
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sh-t is like 95% 404 errors b
 03-28-2013, 06:45 AM         #6
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“Soulja Boy on the beat…” Oh word Wayne? Couldnt tell by the single note 5 dollar piano note n the all-claps drumbeat
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sh-t is like 95% 404 errors b. Son needs to throw his bars in a incubator. His sh-t is all preemies. These bars is deformed. Ionno how he spit these sh-ts witta straight face. But he probably aint spit em witta straight face. Anyways yo…the Recycle Bin Gawd back in effect.
 5 years ago '11        #8
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I lol'd @ "Gunplay, the virtuoso L taker"
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SON. This n**ga gotta be tryin to break some kinda record for most garbage lyrics possible cuz that sh-t offensive to all things holy in this world namsayin. Ion want my seeds to grow up in a world where Lil Wayne allowed to spit bars that bad n aint nobody shoot him dead in the booth soon as it happened. Im sayin…


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I thought this review was the worst one yet I dint crack a smile...
 5 years ago '06        #11
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Lyrical McNuggets?

Punchline stillbirths?

want my seeds to grow up in a world where Lil Wayne allowed to spit bars that bad n aint nobody shoot him dead in the booth soon as it happened.

Naw son thats some trash. fu-kouttahere.

the Recycle Bin Gawd back in effect.



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11. ”bi-ches Love Me” (f/ Drake & Future) – And like THAT….the King of recycle bin rap is back. N**ga was gone for 1.5 songs n he back witta vengeance now. Summa yall mighta caught wind of the fact that I been feelin the last couple Drake releases. “Started From The Bottom” was kinda a nice breath of fresh air from that beige muthafu-ka…a nice break from all the simp anthems n cape wavin. Then son dropped the “5 Am In Toronto” joint…n even tho the tough talk is jus funny comin from the n**ga who sang a duet wit Rihanna over a calypso house ballad the sh-t was aight. Its like I been said…Drake talkin tough on records is like a lotion dispenser squirtin out a couple hard chunks…its still all lotion. Which brings us back to THAT Drake. Thats the Drake croonin on the corny a.ss hook wit Future. Anyways that n**ga Aubrey probably got some easter eggs to lay so Imma move on.
i cant, i just cant

this n*gga be frying!!!!
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This sh*t is funny as hell
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Some of this sh*t is spot on
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ghostfase never fails to entertain
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When he said that drake was like a hard chunk of lotion I
In the middle of class
Now I got a zero for my work
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