25 Colleges Where The Students Are Both Hot and Smart, According to College Prowler

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 5 years ago '09        #21
jmerl321 2 heat pts
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Beautiful people who are DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB (<1300 on the SATs) need not apply. I don't even know why you're still reading this.

College Prowler, a message board for college reviews "written by students, for students" (except it's about 65% high school seniors and college student's parents), released a fluffy, somewhat-mastabatury listicle ranking the 25 colleges where the students are both "hot and smart." Sorry people at the ASUs, PSUs, MSUs, CUs, KUs, UofTs, UofFs, and THE Us of the world: The artibters at College Prowler think your a bunch of fugly dumbasses. Making the list? Vassar, Miami University, Bucknell, UCLA, UCSB, yada yada yada ramalamadingdong:

Because fu-k justifications for rankings (Business Insider has that as a slideshow for the interested), let's just RANK THIS sh-t. Listicle without commentary, TL;DR version:

25. California Polytechnic State University - San Luis Obispo

24. University of California - Santa Barbara

23. Vassar College

22. Miami University (Ohio)

21. Bucknell University

20. Wake Forest University

19. University of California — Los Angeles

18. Liberty University

17. Duke University

16. Brigham Young University — Idaho

15. Yale University

14. University of Southern California

13. Middlebury College

12. Wesleyan University

11. Biola University

10. Boston College

9. Santa Clara University

8. Stanford University

7. Colgate University

6. Howard University

5. Vanderbilt

4. Georgetown University

3. University of Virginia

2. Pacific Union College

1. Brigham Young University

In the words of BroBible's only Georgetown Hoya, Lance Pauker: "Having BYU at number one is like ordering 2 meals at the Cheesecake Factory."

Knew my school would make the list!



my nubian queens representin
 5 years ago '11        #22
Chad09 160 heat pts160
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sh*t list.
 03-22-2013, 08:42 PM         #23
Kozmic Supreme 
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Southern California
 5 years ago '04        #24
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 King Dutch said:
#6 HU on this list. This message has been approved by me.
Howard over Hampton
 5 years ago '04        #25
carlit0way 2 heat pts
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 BlackieRobinson said:
My sister goes to UVA
I don't care about the girls
I just really need to go to college
said no one ever


....wait, someone just did
 5 years ago '11        #26
SiekaSiklo 1 heat pts
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HU We out here! Lol
 03-22-2013, 09:01 PM         #27
Got Cheeve? 
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 datVAkid said:
Georgetown, howards... DC WON
Fort Myers WON.

 03-22-2013, 09:01 PM         #28
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no Michigan?????

There must be too many Asians for the author
 5 years ago '04        #29
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 03-22-2013, 09:02 PM         #30
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 pbballin said:
That's a damn lie....Duke hoes are uggggggggggly. As for Wake......
This man has actually seen Duke girls.

UNC and Wake girls sh*t all over Duke girls and it's not even close. But yeah if we going smart and hot, Wake all day.
 5 years ago '10        #31
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 elvisfreshly said:
5min walk from my house


UCONN and CCSU shoulda been on here tho


bi*ches is bad



15. Yale University
 03-22-2013, 09:06 PM         #32
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yall know cali won...we got both hot, dumb & down broads bubbling at every other college campus too!

but cali junior college's>>>>>>>>
 5 years ago '10        #33
ColeWorld 42 heat pts42
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Damn them snowbunnies fine as fu*k!!!
 5 years ago '08        #34
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 Middy said:
duke made the list but not clemson??? them duke bi*ches is ugly as fu*k..

I went to school in Durham....yea them Duke hoes aint hittin on sh*t
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 Sean McDevitt said:



15. Yale University
Bad a.ss women everywhere!!! You haven't heard?! My school is among the elite when it comes to bad females


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 03-22-2013, 09:13 PM         #36
SOCIALITE 
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pretty girls are everywhere
 03-22-2013, 09:21 PM         #37
Hotboy1982 
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Damn, LSU ain't on the list?!! They tripping smh/lol!!
 03-22-2013, 09:25 PM         #38
Lex Lossis 
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They lookin at both intelligence and looks. So that would explain why some of the school's yall mentioned are not on this list.
 03-22-2013, 09:26 PM         #39
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Duke's bi*ches are ugly....
 5 years ago '06        #40
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every college has some cuties man... it's just the nature of things...
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