my bi*ch would punch that n*gga herself. then i would buy 3 beers and a vodka and cranberry for my girl. tell her to start drinking it. break 2 bottles over his head at once. keep the other one in my pocket for backup. then grab my girl cranberry from her and hit him in the nose with it til security get me and if he knocked out break the extra beer over his head for finesse /thread
you would do none of that you boneheaded halfwit
actually youd prob buy 3 beers and a vodka cranberry, then give him the beers like the lyingass btch you are and drink the vodka cranberry yourself.