So What Do You Do If You Find Yourself in This Situation?

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 5 years ago '05        #21
tokinjohn 2289 heat pts2289
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 5 years ago '10        #22
Blkboipurp 
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Since i'm probably about to die anyway...

1.Grab the snake and throw it in the lions face

2.While the lions distracted pick up the axe and k!ll it

3.Feed the crocodiles the lion and get away

Yea that sounds about right
 5 years ago '07        #23
Playa 70 heat pts70
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Sit on the branch, pull off my shirt and throw it on the snake to disorient it. I grab it from the other end and fling it onto the lion. I proceed to jump down, pick up the axe, and make dinner.
 5 years ago '10        #24
Marcus Aurelius 49 heat pts49
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The branch is breaking regardless so as I fell into the water I'd aim the forked end down and into the gators' mouths. That would distract them just long enough to jump on one of their backs and clamp their jaw shut. The thrashing would keep the other gator at bay long enough to figure out a way to get past that lion to the ax. Then I'd cut off the lion's legs and shove the snake up it's a.ss. Gator meat is good as fu*k, I'd be feasting after it's all said and done.
 5 years ago '07        #25
Mucz3087 11 heat pts11
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Break the tree say aflot on top and ride ot toward the next bank
 03-04-2013, 07:53 PM         #26
Dream914  OP
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Eating dat n*gga, Pause!
 5 years ago '11        #27
DCballer40 
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 I-NeeD-$$$ said:
ion know man... when u get bit by a snake it aint exactly a fast or painless death either... watch how her whole arm swells up just by gettin bit on the knuckle..





and chances are once you get bit you'd lose your grip and fall anyway...


at least the crocs would pry be faster once they rip u apart
Yo 2 things...ole girl has some big t*tties and dude said the entire hospital bill was $140k


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 5 years ago '11        #28
ricengravy 2 heat pts
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fall in the water and take my chances
 5 years ago '06        #29
awcfy6 1 heat pts
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 DCballer40 said:
Yo things...ole girl has some big t*tties, which there was a closeup and secondly the guy said the entire hospitol bill was $140k






























 5 years ago '05        #30
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 Ghost Terp said:
He was chopping the tree down for wood, then the lion came and the only move that he could think of was to climb the tree. Then, he saw the venomous snake coming down the top of the tree so he moved onto the tree's weak a.ss branch but then the tree started to tilt and fall because of his previous chopping. Finally, he sees the crocs in the river and knows that he will meet certain death if he doesn't act fast


basically what i was gonna say... couple these dumb n*ggas askin how the lion grabbed the ax to chop the tree ill take my chances with that snake tho..if u can grab it behind the head before it bites u can throw it at the lion or the crocs to distract them


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 5 years ago '04        #31
KidKingGoD 3 heat pts
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 Black Samurai said:

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I'd grab the snake swim indiana jones style towards the lion toss the snake in the lions mouth grab the axe. When the lion ran up I'd swing as hard as I could into his head. Proceed to kick rocks my ni99a. WTF would YOU do?
 5 years ago '07        #32
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 5 years ago '04        #33
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 Akira Son Bio said:
Why you gonna cut a tree 3/4's of the way, then climb it putting all your weight on the weak side? You deserve to die for that
 5 years ago '04        #34
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 Legit1 said:
a bigger question is how the fu*k did a lion take the axe and chop into the tree
lmaooo
 5 years ago '05        #35
Greece 8 heat pts
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let the tree fall.

lion will chase and the snake will bite him.

gators will eat the poisoned lion

go fap.
 5 years ago '04        #36
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I would grip the snake by the neck and throw it to the crocs like a Bawse:

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Then I would climb down the tree and walk toward the lion like a Bawse, because lions are historically sh*t scared of humans:

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Then go home and hump wifey... like a Bawse:

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 5 years ago '06        #37
grunsthis 16 heat pts16
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beat my meat one last time cause i know that i'm about to die
 5 years ago '07        #38
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 03-04-2013, 09:05 PM         #39
OOps  OP
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I would take a kit kat break.
 5 years ago '04        #40
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the snake is just overkill

i mean really
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