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 5 years ago '11        #41
GetuOne 73 heat pts73
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 BlackieRobinson said:
I don't use socks either
Just change blankets once a week
 NNatic said:
you just blow right in your blankets?
Holy sh*t.....I can't
 5 years ago '08        #42
hiphopsince1984 
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i just leave it on the floor and cover it with dirty clothes
 5 years ago '10        #43
A.Dot789 1053 heat pts1053 OP
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 hiphopsince1984 said:
i just leave it on the floor and cover it with dirty clothes
ur floor must be crusty as fu*k
 5 years ago '04        #44
Seven Fittey 1 heat pts
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 DionteEliceDDD said:
I never understood this sh*t. I tried jaccing off with a socc in high school, felt like I was havin s3x with the beach. I made a thread about it and no one ever explained the right way to do it.


Who does that OMG k!ll YaSelf LOL
 5 years ago '12        #45
kiddalex 11 heat pts11
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I remember I never knew about socks and then I watched american pie where he jerked it with the sock. That sh*t prob fu*ked mad kids up cause he kept the sock on while beating it (cause they weren't going to show his d!ck obviously .. but i ain't know that was just for the movies). I remember figuring out just to blow in the damn sock after a few yanks of weird a.ss sock pullin ...


I guess some people never figured it out ....


 5 years ago '06        #46
modalee 5 heat pts
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If you use a sock you gotta use the thin smooth feeling dress socks not the fu*kin thick rough gym socks.
 5 years ago '11        #47
EL CHAPO 99 heat pts99
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i use warm apple pies.... and im a horny motherfu*ker so you know there is alot of pie
 5 years ago '10        #48
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 5 years ago '08        #49
hiphopsince1984 
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 Athavan 789 said:
ur floor must be crusty as fu*k
surprisingly it isn't. i have one of those indoor/outdoor rugs from costco and it blends right in upon drying
 5 years ago '10        #50
Livin Life 4 heat pts
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I used to just beat off and let my nectar fall to the floor, then I'd wipe it up

I can't do that toilet sh*t 'cause my elephant trunk doesn't shoot in one direction. And since the c*m is white it'd blend in, and if I don't see it and somebody else does.......

I don't even wanna imagine
 03-04-2013, 03:35 PM         #51
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 5 years ago '07        #52
KeithHernandez 7 heat pts
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I guess this is the right place to talk about the c*m box that can't even be burned.



Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I c*m into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the c*m that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning c*m smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt c*m away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
 5 years ago '04        #53
Magnificent Phoenix|m 13 heat pts13
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Why not just use a couple tissues to clean up? Y'all are WEIRD
 5 years ago '10        #54
freshprinceoba 18 heat pts18
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i always use op's mom instead of a sock
 5 years ago '04        #55
blazeworth 1 heat pts
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 KeithHernandez said:
I guess this is the right place to talk about the c*m box that can't even be burned.

 5 years ago '05        #56
nahsuhmeanz 
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Y'all weirdos. Use a paper towel
 5 years ago '05        #57
mattdogg444 
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why would u blow in a sock? lol kleenex works just fine
 5 years ago '11        #58
beast1412 48 heat pts48
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n*gga use a paper towel

 KeithHernandez said:
I guess this is the right place to talk about the c*m box that can't even be burned.

 5 years ago '05        #59
YARKONE 4 heat pts
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dont you guys keep a stack of hand towels at close hand in the bedroom to either throw to a bi*ch who needs to clean up or when u jerk it?
 5 years ago '05        #60
Sub Crazy 15 heat pts15
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That's what kleenex is for.
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