Got Cheeve? said:
You fu*king rookies
First and foremost... I used to be the same way. But then i figured it out. BEFORE you take a piss. Grab a ply of toilet paper. Do the deed. Shake/flick whatever you do, but then squeeze. Not hard, but squeeze, like you getting that last of the toothpaste swag. THEN, take the ply of toilet paper and dab it to your sh*t. It immediately sucks up all the excess p!ss that usual ends up in your boxers. Then... realize you just broke a barrier, just upped a level, just crossed the rubicon, you made it dog. You're welcome.
I do the same when I am in a stall. But if you in public with the masses at a urinal, it doesn't work out. You can't wait for someone to get out the stall to use that bathroom and wipe off.