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 5 years ago '12        #1
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Zoo Blocc Savage 91 heat pts91
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Post the best metaphors, punchlines, similies
 

 
Real hip hop sh-t

Like Lil Wayne

I go banana puddin, you a dyke cuz yo man a pus-y, hit you from the blind side no sandra bullock,

44 on the waist Rick Ross jeans

Run up in you house spare the kids k!ll the grown up Yo bi-ch call me when she hot crispy cream donuts,

Post the best of the best. I'm expected to see jadakiss styles p, Cassidy, big l, biggie, etc.

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 5 years ago '11        #2
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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"i'm past real, you know the kid blast steel
your heat only go off cause you don't pay ya gas bill" --40 Cal. not the best ever but i liked the gas bill part lol
 5 years ago '05        #3
Gremlin 1095 heat pts1095
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"Big Pun Was Never Underground......But he Is NOW" - Sage Francis.

"Vakill's like columbians sittin in a circle
My name has a dope ring to it" - Vakill

"Most quotable line ruler in a class by myself
Like a bi*ched up tutor hidin from Columbine shooters" - Vakill

"Female rappers, I murder two with mad paragraphs,
When I'm finished, your menstrual cycle is the only flow you gonna have" - K-Rino
 02-09-2013, 01:40 PM         #4
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she suck my d!ck for 60 seconds then swallow all my minute maid - lil wayne
i'm rollin off a triple stack, talkin money let me get to that, smoke a n*gga like a cigarette, bullets surf like the internet - chief keef


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 5 years ago '11        #5
Two Pistols 18 heat pts18
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my rap career goes back farther than ya father's hairline
it's Ludacris i pack mo nuts than Delta Airlines
 5 years ago '05        #6
Gremlin 1095 heat pts1095
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"Step to this and get shanked up/I knocked out so many teeth, the tooth fairy went bankrupt" - Big L

"I'm just tryin' to do the opposite of left, as long as there's the opposite of death. You test and I just might bring the opposite of life, until there's no one the opposite of right" - Lupe Fiasco

"Ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head." - Big L

"So put a quarter in your a.ss 'cuz you just played ya'self" - Big Daddy Kane

"Consider me the entity within the industry without a history of spitting the epitome of stupidity." - Talib Kweli

"...as I leave my competition repirator style / climbed the ladder to success escalator style / hold ya'll breath, I told ya'll, death controls ya'll, BIG don't fold ya'll / I spit phrases that'll thrill you / your nobody till somebody k!lls you" - Biggie

"I may not be the darkest brother, but I was always told to act my age and not my color." - Common

"And I'm jostling with haters, hypocrites and hypochondriacs/ Abolishing their dated ignorance and f!ghting copycats/ and If I don't give my patience a rest/ I'll prolly take my anger to death" - Tonedeff


"'Drop the dotted line I'd rather be the unsigned hype Than the type to be the unhype signed'"
- K-otix

"'I want to put these muthafu*kers on blast but wait/ If you call someone whack they dismiss it as hate/ So if if nobody's whack then is everyone great?/ You get emotional from criticism thats a feminine trait'" - Apathy


"Those that cheat us try to beat us we got hookers with heaters that'll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas"
- Kool G Rap

to the British im ghandi, to the japanese im an american pilot flying over Nagasaki, to the aids patient im your last antibody waiting for a cure from modern biology"

- Canibus
 5 years ago '05        #7
Gremlin 1095 heat pts1095
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"'...The Don Juan featuring the freak sh*t, my thesis on how we creep with- fu*king your wife it aint no secret- It's mandatory--See that pus*y they hand it to me-- I got no game its just some bi*ches ..."

- Nas

And when I drop your team is bound to get torn/ so many hot 16's you think it was child pr0n/ and I keep going/ till they cut the beat off/ and my Nike's got n*ggas trying to cut my feet off"

- Skillz

"Transported by mosquitoes and fleas to where you live/So lock yourself in your house with your wife and your kids/You're such a bi*ch, somebody probably made you out of a rib!"

- Immortal Technique


"I'm battlin' Jesus (hey-zeus) if he passes through my label, I'm snatchin' up his halo, God I pray that you send my father back as an angel"

- Big Punisher
 5 years ago '05        #8
Gremlin 1095 heat pts1095
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"I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth But a lot of truth is said injest"

- Eminem

"At 1000 degrees Celsius, I make MCs melt / fu*k my record label, I appear courtesy of myself"

- Canibus
 5 years ago '11        #9
2loaf 
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Know I row the showboat, all aboard the penmanship
 5 years ago '12        #10
thatsmygoat 5 heat pts
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is this a joke thread? why are people only posting trash lines
 5 years ago '05        #11
Gremlin 1095 heat pts1095
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Because were waiting for you to post some lil b lines son

or maybe k!ll them with some epic Chris Brown verses he be spitting

nah son hit me up with some of those bars Chief Keef lines

get em son k!ll it...
 5 years ago '12        #12
thatsmygoat 5 heat pts
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damn he mad aint he?

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