Former NFL Player is Afraid First Openly Gay Player Will Look Like 2 Chainz

most viewed right now
 48
NBA Athletes show love to Lebron
12 comments
@sports
most viewed right now
 42
Video inside 21 Savage Goons shoots at Nipsey, e40 with Wack 100
19 comments
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 35
The pyramids were what?
96 comments
@wild'ish
most viewed right now
 35
Image(s) inside I Know We're Posed 2 Be off YesJulz But uhhh....
40 comments
@thotsdimesetc

section   (0 bx goons and 1 bystanders) Share this on Twitter   Share this on Facebook
 

Props Slaps
 5 years ago '09        #21
ImAMonster 418 heat pts418
space
avatar space
space
$37,914 | Props total: 11884 11884
Richard Sherman?
 5 years ago '04        #22
justinjones 312 heat pts312
space
avatar space
space
$50,740 | Props total: 9872 9872
the ONLY problem i have with gay men are the d/l ones. not because they are gay but because they get and mess with women just to keep appearances. some not wrapping up for whatever reason and passing sh!t around to everybody.

i'm sure that a few gay male athletes do that sh!t
 5 years ago '04        #23
justinjones 312 heat pts312
space
avatar space
space
$50,740 | Props total: 9872 9872
 ImAMonster said:
Richard Sherman?
julio jones...roddy white...

i'm just doing the connect the dots with 2 chainz
 01-14-2013, 04:30 PM         #24
Jsinn23 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
thought the first open GAY was Sanchez?
 01-14-2013, 05:25 PM         #25
illmatix 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
wtf is with all this sanchez sh*t
 01-14-2013, 06:56 PM         #26
Shakezula714 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
PART ONE:

Hey guys and gals! I'm currently at a swanky soiree tonight and unable to reply, but I spent all afternoon typing this up (with my wife's help). I'm gonna share with you one of the worst-kept secrets from NYC to Hollywood. We'll call it: "The Case of The Ball-Buddies Beard".

Our beard - SHE is known all over America, Europe, Japan, the Middle East, (and even Russia) for her k!nky games with athletes, models, and actors. Her image in the media and TV is that of an All-American spunky cheerleader with a motor-driven a.ss. In fact, her declining acting career is based on such a role. In real life she's hell-bent for leather and loves giving the pain while receiving the pleasure. A few years back at Cannes, she "bonded" with some heiress/divorcee ladies on a yacht, and she literally got off beating the hell out of one of them. An attempt at a relationship with a heavyweight foreigner made eyes pop and minds wonder in awe: "HOW is that...possible? Wouldn't it k!ll the poor girl?". Turns out they were both into everything together, no boundaries.

Next she's linked to an NFL QB who is a PR dream come true. What's better for a QB than a cheerleader? Except, turns out that the dashing poster-boy hanging from locker room walls...would rather be hanging out in locker rooms WITH the boys. As in Village People and YMCA. He's a big fan of show tunes and musicals. Not a big deal - except he wanted to come out and take a stand. Then his owners, sponsors, and endorsers (and the NFL itself) went bat**** at the thought. So to keep him happy they promised to team him up with his lifelong...ahem..."b uddy". (The buddy it turns out is not only a stellar athlete himself but a long-time lover of the QB).

(CONTINUED...)

PART TWO:

Fastforward to the past year. With all the Penn State mess going on, then Syracuse, the powers-that-be in the sports world say it's starting to look like a Catholic Priest Bath House. Which is about the time this duo decides to push for their own "outing" again. Enter the MEGA PR spin docs hired to pacify this mess (like Oval Office types who spin for BP oil!). So the NFL and team owners, plus agents and endorsers ALL go into overdrive to keep this couple "happy" and dispel the facts away from the conservative fans, shoe customers, ball-dads, minivans, and school kids who support them.

Their ideas? Throw oceans of money at these two and set them up in beards with:

1. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl. What better male fantasy is there?

2. Next they enlist the cheerleader actress for a "sequel" but this time with the WR and not the QB. This deal serves 3 purposes: First, just like the SI model, it'll inspire envy as all horny hetero boys would worship him. Second, it'll allow the QB and WR to "hang out" with her around. And Third, it'll keep the k!nky actress full of twisted fun. It's all a big WIN-WIN-WIN for everyone...right? What could possibly go wrong?

THREE BIG things (which the owners don't yet know).
#1: Our football studs STILL wanna come out to be the "first" primetime NFL duo to be openly gay. (Unless the NFL finds a way to shush or reward them for good).

Problem #2: Not only do tons already know they’re gay, but someone somewhere is bound to leak it...WITH proof and documents.

Which brings Problem #3: Our k!nky actress is not known for her maturity. Sure, money and fun are good - but what if she decides to shake people down? Her agent says: "Expect to see her co-starring in some big roles soon (maybe alongside Rooney Mara) and possibly getting some production deals or her own series on...NBC - or whichever network just HAPPENS to also have a rich NFL deal.”

Maybe this is why her Eurotrash heiress S&M girlfriend - also a photographer and reputed madam - has been keeping videos, pix, texts, etc. of the actress with the two boys. You know, just in case. So keep all of this in mind as the careers of these 3 progress in the future. All of this was told to me as I've told you (but WITH names) by a rep for the actress and a MAJOR Exec at ESPN.
 5 years ago '10        #27
Trilluminati GA 433 heat pts433
space
avatar space
space
$50,419 | Props total: 14675 14675
 Shakezula714 said:
WAIT! What QB & WR is that close with a SI supermodel in the mix?
 01-14-2013, 07:18 PM         #28
Throbbin' Thicke 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 Shakezula714 said:
No names?

I dont have a pen to be connecting dots with either




EDIT: Is this about Mark Sanchez and Kate Upton?


Last edited by Throbbin' Thicke; 01-14-2013 at 07:21 PM..
 5 years ago '10        #29
Trilluminati GA 433 heat pts433
space
avatar space
space
$50,419 | Props total: 14675 14675
 Awhite87 said:
No names?

I dont have a pen to be connecting dots with either




EDIT: Is this about Mark Sanchez and Kate Upton?
doubt it none of them wr's would give him some play
its a qb/wr duo that are really close...............
 5 years ago '10        #30
Trilluminati GA 433 heat pts433
space
avatar space
space
$50,419 | Props total: 14675 14675
 KnickKilla92 said:
wtf kinda thread is this?


kill all batty man !
perfect post/gif combination
 01-14-2013, 07:34 PM         #31
Throbbin' Thicke 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 BluCupShawty said:
doubt it none of them wr's would give him some play
its a qb/wr duo that are really close...............


I cant think of anyone off the top of my head. Partially cause I'm a lil upset that this story came out with no names on it.
 5 years ago '12        #32
The Consultant 371 heat pts371
space
avatar space
space
$27,121 | Props total: 34148 34148
Look like 2 Chainz?

sh*t...half of the cats in the league got dreads anyway, so chances are high they will look like him
 5 years ago '04        #33
justinjones 312 heat pts312
space
avatar space
space
$50,740 | Props total: 9872 9872
that sounds like Hayden Panettiere. because she was with one of them russian boxing brothers..or whatever european country they are from

she was with scotty mcknight on the jets who is a wide receiver


but im grasping at straws here
 5 years ago '12        #34
The Consultant 371 heat pts371
space
avatar space
space
$27,121 | Props total: 34148 34148
 justinjones said:
that sounds like Hayden Panettiere. because she was with one of them russian boxing brothers..or whatever european country they are from

she was with scotty mcknight on the jets who is a wide receiver


but im grasping at straws here
good observation...she was with one of the Klitschko brothers



Last edited by The Consultant; 01-14-2013 at 08:00 PM..
 5 years ago '11        #35
BuckedCrazy 47 heat pts47
space
avatar space
space
$5,072 | Props total: 1550 1550
Sounds like Chris Johnson,golds,kinda retarded and dreads
 5 years ago '10        #36
Trilluminati GA 433 heat pts433
space
avatar space
space
$50,419 | Props total: 14675 14675
 5 years ago '05        #37
AirForce318 
space
avatar space
space
$12,474 | Props total: 731 731
wtf did i just read? and if there is a gay in the NFL, he is a 49er, a Falcon, or that Vikings punter Klewe lol
 01-14-2013, 08:42 PM         #38
Throbbin' Thicke 
space
space
space
$n/a | Props total:  
 NoLastName said:
that story sounds like mark sanchez and kate upton....

kate upton was on the sports illustrated cover

Sanchez and Upton use to date

Sanchez sent this to Santonio Holmes on Valentines day

@santonio10 you want to be my Valentine? #fb”



Sanchez and Santonio?
Whats that stand for fu*k buddy?

This could be an entirely bullsh*t story too with a salty n*gga loosely drop hints. I forgot this wasnt the original topic
 5 years ago '10        #39
Nautilus O 18 heat pts18
space
avatar space
space
$16,113 | Props total: 12042 12042
He already does


[pic - click to view]



 5 years ago '06        #40
Mintz 12 heat pts12
space
avatar space
space
$6,312 | Props total: 962 962
i've read somewhere a lot of s3xually confused men or D/L dudes will often times womanize to take the suspicion off of them being gay...i can see how it kinda makes sense too imo
Home      
  
 

 






most viewed right now
 16
Article inside Reboot your router
48 comments
1 day ago
@tech
most viewed right now
 13
Video inside Do All Compasses Point Towards the GARDEN OF EDEN?
57 comments
2 days ago
@wild'ish
most viewed right now
 10
Image(s) inside The Only PAWG That Matters
281 comments
22 hours ago
@thotsdimesetc
most viewed right now
 5
Drake- I’m Upset
426 comments
1 day ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 5
Video inside J Prince says a rogue DEA hitman was contracted to kill him!
83 comments
1 day ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 5
Who wrote the Duppy freestyle?
168 comments
1 day ago
@hiphop
most viewed right now
 4
Samsung must pay Apple $539 million in iPhone patent case
13 comments
1 day ago
@tech
most viewed right now
 2
NBA BREAKING: Kevin Love OUT for Game 7
132 comments
2 days ago
@sports
back to top
register contact Follow BX @ Twitter Follow BX @ Facebook search BX privacy