| 01-14-2013, 06:56 PM||
Hey guys and gals! I'm currently at a swanky soiree tonight and unable to reply, but I spent all afternoon typing this up (with my wife's help). I'm gonna share with you one of the worst-kept secrets from NYC to Hollywood. We'll call it: "The Case of The Ball-Buddies Beard".
Our beard - SHE is known all over America, Europe, Japan, the Middle East, (and even Russia) for her k!nky games with athletes, models, and actors. Her image in the media and TV is that of an All-American spunky cheerleader with a motor-driven a.ss. In fact, her declining acting career is based on such a role. In real life she's hell-bent for leather and loves giving the pain while receiving the pleasure. A few years back at Cannes, she "bonded" with some heiress/divorcee ladies on a yacht, and she literally got off beating the hell out of one of them. An attempt at a relationship with a heavyweight foreigner made eyes pop and minds wonder in awe: "HOW is that...possible? Wouldn't it k!ll the poor girl?". Turns out they were both into everything together, no boundaries.
Next she's linked to an NFL QB who is a PR dream come true. What's better for a QB than a cheerleader? Except, turns out that the dashing poster-boy hanging from locker room walls...would rather be hanging out in locker rooms WITH the boys. As in Village People and YMCA. He's a big fan of show tunes and musicals. Not a big deal - except he wanted to come out and take a stand. Then his owners, sponsors, and endorsers (and the NFL itself) went bat**** at the thought. So to keep him happy they promised to team him up with his lifelong...ahem..."b uddy". (The buddy it turns out is not only a stellar athlete himself but a long-time lover of the QB).
Fastforward to the past year. With all the Penn State mess going on, then Syracuse, the powers-that-be in the sports world say it's starting to look like a Catholic Priest Bath House. Which is about the time this duo decides to push for their own "outing" again. Enter the MEGA PR spin docs hired to pacify this mess (like Oval Office types who spin for BP oil!). So the NFL and team owners, plus agents and endorsers ALL go into overdrive to keep this couple "happy" and dispel the facts away from the conservative fans, shoe customers, ball-dads, minivans, and school kids who support them.
Their ideas? Throw oceans of money at these two and set them up in beards with:
1. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl. What better male fantasy is there?
2. Next they enlist the cheerleader actress for a "sequel" but this time with the WR and not the QB. This deal serves 3 purposes: First, just like the SI model, it'll inspire envy as all horny hetero boys would worship him. Second, it'll allow the QB and WR to "hang out" with her around. And Third, it'll keep the k!nky actress full of twisted fun. It's all a big WIN-WIN-WIN for everyone...right? What could possibly go wrong?
THREE BIG things (which the owners don't yet know).
#1: Our football studs STILL wanna come out to be the "first" primetime NFL duo to be openly gay. (Unless the NFL finds a way to shush or reward them for good).
Problem #2: Not only do tons already know they’re gay, but someone somewhere is bound to leak it...WITH proof and documents.
Which brings Problem #3: Our k!nky actress is not known for her maturity. Sure, money and fun are good - but what if she decides to shake people down? Her agent says: "Expect to see her co-starring in some big roles soon (maybe alongside Rooney Mara) and possibly getting some production deals or her own series on...NBC - or whichever network just HAPPENS to also have a rich NFL deal.”
Maybe this is why her Eurotrash heiress S&M girlfriend - also a photographer and reputed madam - has been keeping videos, pix, texts, etc. of the actress with the two boys. You know, just in case. So keep all of this in mind as the careers of these 3 progress in the future. All of this was told to me as I've told you (but WITH names) by a rep for the actress and a MAJOR Exec at ESPN.