90's Kids Enter: Cartoon Conspiracy

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 5 years ago '08        #1
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Rugrats Dead Baby Theory
We all know Angelica is a little nutty, but the Rugrats theory takes it to a whole new level. Get this — “The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Chuckie died a long time ago along with this mother; that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time. Tommy was a stillborn; that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live. The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl, thus creating the twins.” Okay, well that potentially explains why Angelica can speak to both the adults and the babies, but we’re still not entirely convinced. What about Susie?!



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SpongeBob SquarePantsNuclear Testing Theory & Drug Theory
We’re bringing you two theories for SpongeBob Squarepants; the Nuclear Testing Theory and the Drug Theory. Like most things on the Internet, our first SpongeBob theory is from Reddit — “The existence of Spongebob and his strange friends is the result of radiation from nuclear arms testing that was performed on the Bikini Atoll in the late ’40s and early ’50s. Since they live under the atoll, the town is known as ‘Bikini Bottom’.” Out of all these theories, this one makes the most sense. After all, the show was created by a former marine biologist.

Next up, we have a theory that “SpongeBob SquarePants is all about drugs,” appropriately offered by a user on stonerforums.com. “SpongeBob SquarePants is on meth amphetamines. He’s always really, really happy, energetic, and occasionally paranoid. If he ever is in a bad mood, it’s the result of a major crash. He goes from really happy to really sad or really angry. There’s no middle ground. Patrick Star is a stoner. He laughs at stupid things and eats all the time. He must go through, like, a pound of weed a week. Squidward Tenticle is on heroin. He’s always down and he yells at SpongeBob for being hyped up and energetic. Mr. Krab is on coke. He’s really uppity and he’s always concerned about money — coke is expensive. Sandy Cheeks is just an alcoholic. She ruins every episode she’s in because she’s always drinking.”



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Scooby-Doo Post-Depression Theory
Here’s another fun one from Reddit — “The original Scooby-Doo series is set after a horrible economic depression. Everything is abandoned and falling apart, and all of the villains are people who would normally be respected (professors, museum curators, celebrities) who have fallen into hard times just like everyone else.”



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Powerpuff Girls Multiple Personality Theory
“The three Girls — Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup — are all fractions of one host personality, whose name is unknown to the audience, but for convenience’s sake we will call her Brenda. The cause for the development of Multiple-Personality Disorder in Brenda originates from bullying in early childhood by her older brother, whose actual character is unknown to the audience, but is manifested in Brenda’s hallucinations as Mojo Jojo, the Girls’ greatest nemesis.”



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Courage the Cowardly Dog Nowhere Theory
This Courage the Cowardly Dog theory could be real, right? “Courage is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog’s eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don’t actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what’s around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he’s never seen it.”



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Ed, Edd and Eddy’s cast of kids are all dead and living in a purgatory
"There's a complete lack of any adult agents in the purgatory. There are a number of explanations for their deaths, ranging from an explosion due to a gas-leak in the neighborhood to apocalyptic ones such as nuclear explosion or the spread of a deadly disease that k!lled most of middle-America. Another theory suggests that the kids in the Cul-de-Sac are dead children from the neighborhood, each from different times (Johnny and Rolf from the 40’s, Kevin from the 90’s, Naz from the 60’s, Jimmy from the 00’s, and so on)."



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"The Smurfs" are a veiled parable about white supremacy.
"All of the Smurfs wear white hats that resembled KKK hoods, except for the Grand Wizard of the smurfs, Papa Smurf, who wears a red hood.
They live in perfect harmony, but are constantly under threat from the evil big-nosed Jew, Gargamel, who wants to use them for his own twisted enrichment."



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Disney's Aladdin takes place in the future
"In one scene, Genie calls Al’s clothes “so 3rd century”. Genie was trapped for 10,000 years, so there is no way he could know of the fashion trends which have happened whilst he was in the lamp.
Which means at the latest Genie could have been trapped in the lamp during the 3rd century. If he spent 10,000 years in there, it is then AT LEAST the year 10,300AD when he gets out.
A post-apocalyptic world where only Arabic (and some Greek) culture survived. It has been so long that the name “Arabia” has been corrupted to “Agrabah”."

40 comments for "90's Kids Enter: Cartoon Conspiracy"

 5 years ago '05        #2
nahsuhmeanz 
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 5 years ago '08        #3
italiansteve 2187 heat pts2187 OP
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I dont know if I believe any of them, but I'm sure there IS shows out there that have hidden meanings or messages behind them.
 5 years ago '12        #4
OrangeSoda 98 heat pts98
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this was weak.
 10-23-2012, 01:45 PM         #5
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*wonders if any stoners have come up with over elaborate theories for Biker Mice From Mars, Attack of the k!ller Tomatoes and Stickin' Around*
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EscoNore 67 heat pts67
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Kokujin Kotei|m 13 heat pts13
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this is old as fu*k! glad it made it to boxden tho.
 5 years ago '10        #9
Ant McQueen 16 heat pts16
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Hilarious.
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Old
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kpdawg2006 4 heat pts
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was there one of these threads last week?
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 kpdawg2006 said:
was there one of these threads last week?
last year
 5 years ago '05        #14
HUDA2daF 2 heat pts
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new to me, this sh*t funny
 10-23-2012, 07:53 PM         #15
savagechico 
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Half this sh*t don't even make sense, specially the rugrats one
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 10-23-2012, 08:10 PM         #17
Flacco Da Gawd 
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freshprinceoba 18 heat pts18
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this gets posted every month
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Andrefrbk 1067 heat pts1067
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Here comes generation f*g.
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you forgot about the pokemon one where ash lives in post apocalyptic society and he is the man of the house and travels to win money to take care of his moms
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