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 5 years ago '04        #41
just2005 
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 MistaKlean said:
I wouldn't hire these people. If their only responsibility was to draw pretty photos for websites, then maybe. However, I would think "techy guy with no communication/talking skills" as soon as I saw these. I could care less about your little photos and graphs and bullsh*t, I want sentences and to be able to see how you structure words.. because communication is the most important thing in business. You may be able to photoshop it up, but can ya write a damn e-mail and spell?
No offense, but you obviously don't understand technical communication. Graphs and pictures help convey information better than words alone. Also the positions these people are applying for are art related. Graphics designers will definately be using art as well as words.
 5 years ago '11        #42
Broseph Stalin 29 heat pts29
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saw this @ work and showed it to my boss he hit me with " looks like one of those life hacks sheets, wouldn't give this sh*t a second look"

i guess we'll never know where photoshop gets us
 10-24-2012, 08:32 PM         #43
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my friend clark has one of these, he's in digital marketing, so it works for him. it's actually on his personal web page.
 5 years ago '04        #44
nitetrain8601 22 heat pts22
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If you're in graphic design, this is good. If you're applying for a fresh startup company where the CEO is 20 something, this will work. If you're applying for a known organization, this might work, but probably not.

From my experiences, employers want you to tell them the most about you in the least amount of words. If you have a direct goal, some education and about 3 relevant work experiences, you are golden, even in this economy.

It's a gimmick, but sometimes gimmicks work.
 5 years ago '05        #45
Kode_Red 1 heat pts
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 nitetrain8601 said:
If you're in graphic design, this is good. If you're applying for a fresh startup company where the CEO is 20 something, this will work. If you're applying for a known organization, this might work, but probably not.

From my experiences, employers want you to tell them the most about you in the least amount of words. If you have a direct goal, some education and about 3 relevant work experiences, you are golden, even in this economy.

It's a gimmick, but sometimes gimmicks work.
best answer right here...
 10-24-2012, 09:12 PM         #46
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Hmmm... A resume taylored around an Engineering concept.....

It's a little bit extra, but then again so is the exaggerated bullsh*t people put on thir resumes
 5 years ago '12        #47
Just BizNis 63 heat pts63
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I see alot of people working some uncreative boring jobs in here
 5 years ago '06        #48
primetimemookie 2 heat pts
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that sh*t is completely irrelevant to anyone who isnt in a design field.
 5 years ago '10        #49
Hovi Bryant 676 heat pts676
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Those resume's are just icing on a cake, these guys were accepted probably way before that.
 5 years ago '11        #50
GrindPOWER$ 391 heat pts391
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doing too much..resume don't get you jobs these days is who you know.
 5 years ago '04        #51
MosDefinition 19 heat pts19
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this is some ole barney stinson sh*t
 5 years ago '08        #52
Arson 84 heat pts84
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lol, go in anywhere other than a (very informal)design firm with this sh*t and your sh*t gonna get tossed out on first glance. Hell I'd toss theses sh*t if I worked at a design firm because the sh*ts are too busy.
 5 years ago '07        #53
Playa 70 heat pts70
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Many employers are said to skim over resumes and if the profiles don't catch them then they push it to the side. This is a lil complex so they might not know what to think. I think creative jobs would love this though.
 5 years ago '10        #54
WalmartRollback 3 heat pts
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They would skip over this resume in a heartbeat in my profession.
 5 years ago '06        #55
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 sm00vb0iiw0nder said:
The 2nd to last one with a few modifications would be perfect. The only person not able to read that is retarded
yea...A retard with a job
 5 years ago '09        #56
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 Borealis said:
Maybe if you're a graphic designer it'll work, most employers will be like "wtf is this".

 5 years ago '04        #57
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these suck.
 5 years ago '04        #58
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this sh*t won't work for design, unless the studio you're applying to sucks a big bag of d!cks. Keepin' it simple and showing you can manage restraints and have strong foundation in typography is what employers look for in resumes/CVs from designers....these sh*ts make me mad.
 5 years ago '07        #59
KeithHernandez 7 heat pts
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Like others said, leave that silly stuff for your about.me page or something. The CV should outline work and be easy to read for the hiring manager who prefers his black and white printer to review candidates.
 5 years ago '07        #60
kyhoopsgoat 418 heat pts418
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