Michael Bay's Script for "Ninja Turtles" Has Leaked and yes, It's terrible!

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 5 years ago '04        #1
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Michael Bay's Script for "Ninja Turtles" Has Leaked and yes, It's terrible!
 

 

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[EGG So, hey, remember when we all choked on our pizza at the idea of Michael Bay ruining our childhoods by making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, minus the Teenage and Mutant? Well, it turns out we had good reason to. In June, Paramount shut down production of the film, which was slated to be released in December 2013; the studio is now aiming for May 2014 so more time can be spent “restructuring” things. Because oh boy, is it awful. A Ninja Turtles fansite, TMNTnotTANT, got their mitts on an alleged copy of the script, and they write:

A little more than a week ago, I was able to get my hands on the TANT script in order to figure out if all of our worst fears were realized, once and for all. Were the turtles really written in as aliens? Is the script a clever adaptation, or just another Michael Bay sh-t-fest? I have the answer…It’s worse than anyone could have ever imagined. And since production on the movie was canceled, I see no problem in summarizing the parts I read (that is, the parts of the script I read until I got angry and just stopped reading). (Via)

FYI: Shredder has been renamed General Schrader. (Hank?) Michael Bay, you’ve done it again.


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The movie ends with, “You’re never as alone as you think you are.” Again, the team behind TMNTnotTANT could just be pulling an extremely involved, cruel prank, but to prove their find is real, you’re invited to read the whole script here, a.ssuming you make it through the thing without…


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 5 years ago '11        #2
dom 30 heat pts30
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Fu*k the turtles being aliens!! The Shredder being General Schrader idea is the stupidest sh*t ever.
 08-27-2012, 07:20 AM         #3
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Lol at the mask part! That sh*t is beyond terrible.
 5 years ago '11        #4
Aces Up 43 heat pts43
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I read the excerpts and barely made into the 1st act of that before I couldn't take it anymore.

The only way that Michael Bay can get forgiveness for that travesty and his previous atrocities is a live televised formal apology for the childhoods he's ruined. And after that he pulls out one of Leonardo's katanas and performs seppuku to atone for his crimes against humanity and film.
 5 years ago '10        #5
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I'm not even vested in the TMNT franchise as I'm a bit older, but by God that sh*t is terrible. Bay sh*tted on Transformers. Why does Hollywood continue to give this man franchises?
 08-27-2012, 09:19 AM         #6
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oh god no
 5 years ago '04        #7
mt fuji 17 heat pts17 OP
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I wasn't mad at the 1st and last transformers movies.
Glad they scrapped this for now.....this is freaking crazy.
 5 years ago '07        #8
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 mt fuji said:
I wasn't mad at the 1st and last transformers movies.
Glad they scrapped this for now.....this is freaking crazy.
ill agree with you that the last transformers was pretty good. but the first one was an embarrassment. alien robots supposed to be bad a.ss and they are tip toeing around the house so the parents can't hear them?
 5 years ago '08        #9
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90% of things a.ssociated with michael bay are terrible, so this is not surprising.
 5 years ago '11        #10
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 st21 said:
ill agree with you that the last transformers was pretty good. but the first one was an embarrassment. alien robots supposed to be bad a.ss and they are tip toeing around the house so the parents can't hear them?
"tip toeing?" Guess you never heard "robots in disguise"

And I agree with what cuz said about part 1 and 3
 5 years ago '12        #11
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General Schraeder
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Nah b I'm good I got the original three on blu ray I'm good money those movies still hold up fu*k all this new sh*t.
 5 years ago '04        #13
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That 1st ninja turtles movie was crazy.
I actually had the graphic novel of it Before the movie dropped
 08-27-2012, 11:32 AM         #14
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 5 years ago '04        #15
RoyceDa59 240 heat pts240
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Damn, has Michael Bay become te new M Night?
 5 years ago '07        #16
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 RoyceDa59 said:
Damn, has Michael Bay become te new M Night?
 5 years ago '07        #17
Pistol Peter 33 heat pts33
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so this thing is on again?
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General Schraeder
 08-27-2012, 01:04 PM         #19
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This will be a visual masterpiece.
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Ghost Terp 18 heat pts18
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Why the fu*k do they feel the need to change the story so much?


When did Hollywood start this trend of making major changes to characters and story lines that we've loved for decades?

Not every movie needs realism, especially a movie starring talking, a.ss kicking turtles
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