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 5 years ago '10        #61
Cabillanaire oO 6 heat pts
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When Chuck Norris works out, the machine gets stronger.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes down the earth.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
 5 years ago '07        #62
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 5 years ago '07        #63
TWINSFAN 37 heat pts37 OP
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 Hurricane24 said:
my favorite used to be he could wheelie a unicycle
i also loved that chuck norris could divide by 0
 CTR said:
Chuck Norris beat connect 4 in 3 moves

Bill Gates calls Chuck Norris for tech support

Chuck Norris fell off a cliff and landed on top
 Cabillanaire oO said:
When Chuck Norris works out, the machine gets stronger.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes down the earth.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
this sh*t has me
 5 years ago '11        #64
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 OldeEnglish22oz said:
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Oh sh*t
 08-25-2012, 07:29 PM         #65
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 OldeEnglish22oz said:
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
 5 years ago '11        #66
mystic boy 367 heat pts367
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Chuck Norris doesent fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris smells what The Rock is cooking... because The Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck once round house kicked Superman. The poor guy still believes he can actually fly.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
Chuck Norris can can change the font of a picture
It is very important for a grizzly bear to stay still when he sees Chuck Norris
 08-25-2012, 09:37 PM         #67
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Cheesiness, didn't know BX was capable of
 5 years ago '12        #68
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chuck norris hit a home run in a football game

when chuck norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

chuck norris can suffocate a pillow with a man

chuck norris owns a resort. it is known as alcatraz

chuck norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose
 08-26-2012, 03:23 PM         #69
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 GoldRush said:
chuck norris hit a home run in a football game
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