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 5 years ago '05        #41
kaderg911 6 heat pts
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yo fu*k that stupid a.ss mutha fu*ka chuck norris. fu*k his racist a.ss, and religious hating a.ss, stupid mutha fu*ka believes the dumbest sh*t. fu*k him n fu*k his acting, bruce lee was THAT n*gga
 5 years ago '07        #42
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 kaderg911 said:
yo fu*k that stupid a.ss mutha fu*ka chuck norris. fu*k his racist a.ss, and religious hating a.ss, stupid mutha fu*ka believes the dumbest sh*t. fu*k him n fu*k his acting, bruce lee was THAT n*gga



 5 years ago '05        #43
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can k!ll 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can k!ll 100 percent of whatever the f**k he wants

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

Some kids p!ss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can p!ss his name into concrete

Once, while having s3x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
 08-24-2012, 04:03 PM         #44
LaRy BLanco 
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"If Chuck Norris k!lled you in MW3 you would die in real life, Chuck doesnt play games."

 5 years ago '07        #45
TWINSFAN 37 heat pts37 OP
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 kaderg911 said:
yo fu*k that stupid a.ss mutha fu*ka chuck norris. fu*k his racist a.ss, and religious hating a.ss, stupid mutha fu*ka believes the dumbest sh*t. fu*k him n fu*k his acting, bruce lee was THAT n*gga

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 LAwLB15 said:
"If Chuck Norris k!lled you in MW3 you would die in real life, Chuck doesnt play games."

 5 years ago '10        #46
Alixix 27 heat pts27
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 5 years ago '07        #47
TWINSFAN 37 heat pts37 OP
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 Alixix said:
i think you meant to do this


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 5 years ago '05        #48
cluckaluck 192 heat pts192
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 cylla said:
i find funny but i not laughing

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 5 years ago '11        #49
I KILL TREES 15 heat pts15
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 Blood Edge said:
who died in real life?
dont talk about the bruce the god like that
 5 years ago '07        #50
TWINSFAN 37 heat pts37 OP
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 Blood Edge said:
who died in real life?
good point
 5 years ago '06        #51
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 bridouble said:
this meme is very inaccurate
Bruce Lee knows who Norris is they had a f!ght to the death
get your kung fu history up people


 UdownwitK said:
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris can k!ll two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
 5 years ago '06        #52
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 Fras1788 said:
- When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

- On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

- Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

- Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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 5 years ago '04        #53
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i lol'd
 08-25-2012, 09:33 AM         #54
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Funny sh*t
 5 years ago '10        #55
Alixix 27 heat pts27
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 JT1E said:
i think you meant to do this


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yea thanks lol
 08-25-2012, 01:10 PM         #56
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my favorite used to be he could wheelie a unicycle
i also loved that chuck norris could divide by 0
 08-25-2012, 01:15 PM         #57
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 Fras1788 said:
- When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

- On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

- Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

- Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


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 5 years ago '04        #58
SokeSleezy 3 heat pts
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 Fras1788 said:
- When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

- On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

- Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

- Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 5 years ago '11        #59
Norcal 78 heat pts78
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
 5 years ago '05        #60
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Chuck Norris beat connect 4 in 3 moves

Bill Gates calls Chuck Norris for tech support

Chuck Norris fell off a cliff and landed on top
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