Top ten chuck norris facts

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MoFoJa 
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BronxBombers 195 heat pts195
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
 5 years ago '11        #23
bridouble 239 heat pts239
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 Prince Ace said:

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this meme is very inaccurate
Bruce Lee knows who Norris is they had a f!ght to the death
get your kung fu history up people


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 5 years ago '06        #24
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 bridouble said:
this meme is very inaccurate
Bruce Lee knows who Norris is they had a f!ght to the death
get your kung fu history up people


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 5 years ago '04        #26
Wheezy1281 8 heat pts
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

Chuck Norris challenged his shadow to a staring contest and won.

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the information that he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris hunts with a finger gun.

When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris's keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
 5 years ago '10        #27
Danation 4 heat pts
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My favorite is Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term Virgin Mary, he laughs
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Mista Mizatti 5 heat pts
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When I saw Chuck Norris facts I was thinking "Ehh...."

But all these that people have posted are hilarious.


Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.
When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris's keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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 5 years ago '11        #29
mexcellente86 
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This thread got me like
 5 years ago '08        #30
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
 5 years ago '11        #31
I KILL TREES 15 heat pts15
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Chuck norris was a little horny so he got a hooker and fu*ked her in the cab of a 18 wheeler... When he busted a nut he got a little on the seat... The next day that 18 wheeler turned into Optimus Prime.
 08-24-2012, 01:20 PM         #32
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris can k!ll two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
 5 years ago '11        #33
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Chuck Norris has a bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake....... after 3 days of agonizing pain.......... the snake died.
 08-24-2012, 01:42 PM         #34
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i find funny but i not laughing
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a ghost writer....


...... Young!!

lol I tried
 5 years ago '05        #36
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Chuck Norris k!lls imaginary friends.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 5 years ago '10        #37
KJHARDY 82 heat pts82
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 bridouble said:
this meme is very inaccurate
Bruce Lee knows who Norris is they had a f!ght to the death
get your kung fu history up people

So so sad...you don't even get it and you watched this clip...
 5 years ago '07        #38
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 cylla said:
i find funny but i not laughing

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 08-24-2012, 03:14 PM         #39
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 Wheezy1281 said:
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

Chuck Norris challenged his shadow to a staring contest and won.

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the information that he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris hunts with a finger gun.

When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris's keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
 08-24-2012, 03:21 PM         #40
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Chuck Norris will be playing Madden 14 next week

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