The Playstation 3 Game That Nobody Has Beaten

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The Playstation 3 Game That Nobody Has Beaten
 

 
When a new video game releases, the odds of it being beaten that same day by someone are usually pretty good. The only games that aren't beaten so quickly are MMORPG's or RPGs in general, which often take more than a few extra days. But what if I told you there was a game on the Playstation 3 that no one has beaten?

In fact, the game has been released for more than three years already. Over the span of so many years you would think at least one person would have seen the elusive ending by now, but the truth is nobody is even close to completing the game. What game could take this long to beat, and why? Well here's your answer.

Noby Noby Boy.

Never heard of it? Well then, let me clue you in. Noby Noby Boy was a game released on the Playstation Store by the father of the Katamari Damacy series, Keita Takahashi. As I'm sure you're aware, his games can be pretty crazy. You play a small worm tasked with the mission to grow. Nothing else! Eat whatever you have to, stretch as far as you can, and GROW.


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This... This is harder than it looks

The main goal of the game is to stretch out into the heavens and reach Pluto. Now I don't mean that as a joke; that is what you really have to do to reach the game's ending. And it isn't easy. The distance from Earth to Pluto is so great that no one person could reach it on their own, so Noby Noby Boy keeps track of everyone's length. It is a group effort. And today, that group is endangered.

At one point there was over thirty thousand people playing Noby Noby Boy, trying to reach out towards the stars. Today, there is no more than fifty. At their current stretching rate, the fifty people still playing can average out at about 110,000,000 meters a day. A bit over one hundred thousand kilometers.


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We need your help! (to k!ll these frogs)

The distance between Uranus and Neptune (the current planet that players are heading towards) is about 1,600 million kilometers. At the group's current rate, it will take them a year and a half to reach Neptune. And that's only if all fifty of them play every day. Sure, it is entirely possible they could average better on some days than others, but the fact still remains, after Neptune they have to reach Pluto.

Unfortunately, at this rate the game is looking more and more impossible to beat with each passing day. Of course, there's the possibility that the game won't include Pluto since it was demoted from it's planetary status a few years ago, but still. More than a year and a half to go at the very least to maybe almost reach the ending?


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Wish you were here, seriously. Start stretching.

The next generation of consoles will likely release before anybody beats Noby Noby Boy. a.ssuming anyone ever beats the game. Unless of course you feel like helping. Currently, Noby Noby Boy is only five dollars on the Playstation Store. Do you want to be a part of gaming history and beat the unbeatable game? Well, we could certainly use your help.


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22 comments for "The Playstation 3 Game That Nobody Has Beaten"

 08-23-2012, 11:10 AM         #2
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Game sounds cool like dead nation (nation working together)

But we all know the real ps3 game thats never been beat is:



HAZE
 5 years ago '04        #3
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 Pierced Talentz said:
Game sounds cool like dead nation (nation working together)

But we all know the real ps3 game thats never been beat is:



HAZE
and Lair
 5 years ago '08        #4
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 Pierced Talentz said:
Game sounds cool like dead nation (nation working together)

But we all know the real ps3 game thats never been beat is:



HAZE

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 5 years ago '08        #5
Ven0m 12 heat pts12
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 Da Ill One said:
and Lair

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 08-23-2012, 11:20 AM         #6
LakeHawks 
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 Ven0m said:

Their voice sounds so painful while playing like their dying on the inside
 5 years ago '05        #7
TattooedMPsz 50 heat pts50
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30,000 to 50 players they said fu*k that
 5 years ago '04        #8
EGO 55 heat pts55
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Games like these are interesting to me but I couldn't care enough to play them.
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 Pierced Talentz said:
Game sounds cool like dead nation (nation working together)

But we all know the real ps3 game thats never been beat is:



HAZE
i think im close to beating haze one day i will finally get around to finishing it the game isnt that bad

i know for a fact i will never finish lair that sh*t is just awful even for the 5 bucks i spent for it
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 Da Ill One said:
and Lair
how anyone can play through is beyo0nd me the controls are just so bad even after they added the analogue control its still impossible to control those fu*king dragons
 5 years ago '05        #11
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 Da Ill One said:
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i beat lair....
 5 years ago '05        #12
PhI|0z0pH3r 72 heat pts72
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Haze is easily the worst game this generation.
 08-23-2012, 03:11 PM         #13
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 PhI|0z0pH3r said:
Haze is easily the worst game this generation.
no. noby noby boy is. an abortion is more fun
 5 years ago '09        #14
KuBriK 
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i think i broke w33d up on the case of this game once
 5 years ago '09        #15
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 KuBriK said:
i think i broke w33d up on the case of this game once
damn that weed really affected your memory son, wasnt even a retail release
 5 years ago '06        #16
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Warhawk!
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 Game375 said:
Warhawk!
Got a guy on my list with the Warhawk platinum trophy. It took him almost 900 hours. It's all he played all of last year. We are working on the elusive Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 platinum trophy now.
 5 years ago '04        #18
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 Trizz187 said:
i beat lair....
liar...
 08-24-2012, 10:23 AM         #19
One Gud Cide 
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 PhI|0z0pH3r said:
Haze is easily the worst game this generation.
idk, cashcom tried pretty hard to match it with Operation Raccoon City
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 ErnieB said:
liar...
i just cant figure out how anyone could even make it through the controls were just that bad
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