'Workaholics' Recap: The 24 Best Quotes From "Ders Comes in Handy"

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 07-26-2012, 04:18 AM         #1
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by Chris Exantus

Contributing Writer
On Jul 25, 2012

Despite often catering to the whims of the bro-douche culture, a subset of manhood that Iím all to glad to casually discriminate against, Workaholics is at its best when it is willing to get weird, stupid, and outright gross. This week, after receiving a surprise handjob from Montez's wife (guest star Alex Borstein), Anders tries to fix the situation while Adam and Blake help Montez find the man he a.ssumes is sleeping with his wife. Everything pretty much goes as well as you expected it to: hilariously horrifying. The best quotes below:


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"If you guys see anything ninja-related, tell me. 'Cause Iím back on my Ninja kick."

"Itís not for you to know whatís inside this belly!"

"Tents are for children, RVs are for cool-ass widowed grandpas who are single and ready to tingle!"

"Ten years of marriage and she's still got a a.ss like a black tennis player!Ē

"You 'bout to get re-pregnatized, girl!"

"OJ Simpson is here? Heís my favorite k!ller!"

"He has gloves on? Thatís bad."

"Sorry Blake, but I was trying to come original!"

"Itís the live music, okay? Itís the energy of it all, you know? It just goes in and takes over my soul, and then it 9/11s my whole body sending it into cha-os."

"Stay stupid, human p*nis."

"My uncle drives one, gets laid all the time. Heís a coke-dealer also, so that might have something to do with it."

"Is that Evan Stone? Heís my favorite!"
"Just thinking about this dude drives me bananas!" "Whoo! Bana-na-na-na-na-nana"

"When she gets horny, like chicks constantly doÖ"

"How many ounces we talking? Like a Gushers' worth? Like a Capri-Sun?"

"Iíve never seen The Expendables!"

"I havenít even seen Beauty and the Beast in seven years, and thatís my favorite movieóIíM BLOWING IT!"

"Welcome to my new life here in the rap massage van, where I give homeless people free bum-rubs."

"We donít have massage kitchens for massages toÖ go down on homeless people."

"Iím trying to find my inner peace. And right now, Iím trying to find it in this dudeís backóand Iím loving it!"

"Iím the one giving your wife the stinky d!ck!"

"I gave her the dunkin' donut, and then I had that bi-ch doing Circus Solei sh-t all over the room!Ē

"Somebody better tell me what the hell is going on before I whip you all with this two-headed dilly!"

"Yeah, babies ruin v*ginas."

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Sumology: The most comical thing about this episode is that there are people that still find Xzhibit relevant.

Grade: A



Leftovers

Seeing Adamís unconscious body swinging from the tree may have been the darkest thing shown on the show so far, which makes me feel kind of bad for laughing as hard as I did.

Also, l Iove that Adam immediately forgets that heís been through a near-death experience the moment that Anders mentions the hand-job.

That entire confrontation between Anders and Alex Borstein manages encapsulates the entirety of ĎWorkaholics in one scene: it's awkward, hilarious, and more than a little emasculating.


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I was fu*kin dying during this episode
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I was fu*kin dying during this episode



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"Your d!ck is like a tootsie roll. While mine is a Charleston Chew, and we know your bi*ch has a sweet tooth!"
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