Got Cheeve? said:
At a house party in Florida, some random kid was all pilled out (Florida is the pill mecca of North America), that's when he pulls out a gun and starts cleaning it and loading it right in the middle of the party at the table. Everyone is trying to tell him to chill but you can't talk to pill heads like that. Dude was looking retarded, so I told some folks to follow me outside to go roll up a blunt to get away from that disaster waiting to happen. We're all outside passing around a blunt when we hear this screaming. Some blonde bi*ch comes flying out the door screaming, cursing, yelling, then she throws her own shoes up on the roof of the building... We all started laughing then she got pissed and tried to blame us for throwing her shoes on the roof, even though she just did it herself.
The girl's friends come outside and try to console here while one tells us the story when we ask. Apparently the pill head finally passed out at the table. Well the blonde bi*ch decides to draw d!cks all over his face He wakes up, slowly finds out what happened, and choked the girl up against the wall then choke slammed her and was saying he was going to blow her brains out. People intervened and thats when she bailed outside where we were and threw her own shoes on the roof
So yeah, was just a typical Florida house party basically.
fu*k my state
Can't make that sh*t up.
@ her getting choked, slammed and threatened with a gun for drawing d!cks on his face. WTF @ throwing shoes on the roof, she would have had to climb the ladder and get that sh*t.