18 Most Preposterous Riff Raff quotes

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 5 years ago '11        #1
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18 Most Preposterous Riff Raff quotes
 

 
The Houston-via-Hollywood rapper Riff Raff dropped a new mixtape over the weekend! Titled Summer of Surf, the album includes collaborations with Internet darlings Kitty Pryde, Chief Keef and Lil Debbie; Riff Raff himself contributes quite a few bizarre boasts, not to mention a song titled "Versace Python." Here's a handy primer on the project's most preposterous lines.
18. "I live the life of a Tampax tampon/ Go to sleep leave the lights on." ("Otis")

17 "Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin." ("Deoin Sandals")

16. "My sandals are perpendicular." ("Tatted Like A Biker Boy")

15. "Why they acting like I ain't bought the rice and pasta?/ Pull up at the club in a helicopter." ("So Throwed")

14. "Slapped a bi-ch on purpose and didn't say sorry/ But I can play Atari through an African safari." ("Cookie Crisp")

13. "Candy fuchsia Buick/ Martha Stewart transmission fluid." ("Jenny Craig")

12. "So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce/ 91 degrees out and buzzin', you ever seen melted lime jello?" ("Orion's Belt")

11. "I used to turn boys to girls/ Now I pull up in the bowling bowl swirl/ I'm in bowling lanes." ("Otis")

10. "Used to drive a Porsche (Porsche Porsche) cayenne/ Traffic in Iran got my dodging trash cans." ("Porsche Cayenne")

9. "Butter-knife the chopper, razor blade the marg'/ I beg your pardon Olive Garden Aston Martin." ("Squirt")

8. "When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros/ Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate." ("Orion's Belt")

7. "Swang a motorcycle/ Leaning like the Eiffel, tower." ("Marc Jacobs")

6. "I don't want your girl 'cause she look like Jay Leno/ Never had a wife, oh no, not really. ("Deoin Sandals")

5. "Perm-pressed hair smells like Sharon Stone/ Pluto-shaped a.ss, eyes made by White Castle." ("You Never Know")

4. "Pull up in the chariot with glow-in-the-dark Bart Simpson haircut." ("You Never Know")

3. "Bad yellow bi-ch by my feet changing my shoes/ And my shoelaces/ Very very abrasive/ Cut off the lace/ Look like Las Vegas." ("Cookie Crisp")

2. "Give me a screwdriver, I can start a Jag/ I done start a Lamborghini with a police badge." ("Cookie Crisp")

1. "With tactical air-brushed golden skin, unblemished physique/ Rap game Dawson's Creek." ("You Never Know")

Lmao he said "rap games Dawson Creek" FOH

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/07/riff_raff_summer_of_surf.php

25 comments for "18 Most Preposterous Riff Raff quotes"

 5 years ago '12        #2
noska 7 heat pts
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riff raff > lil b
 5 years ago '10        #3
ReelCeasar 182 heat pts182
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How could you forget, Sachi's keep me cold slide like M Bison... & I done shook dice wit Larry Bird in Barcelona...both from the track Larry Bird.
 5 years ago '09        #4
Final Boss 184 heat pts184
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haters gone denigrate


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 5 years ago '05        #5
Gm0ney85 9 heat pts
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way to raw....only the raff can do this son!..
 5 years ago '06        #6
RAZAH CUTS 5835 heat pts5835
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@ this dumb a.ss muthafu*ka....

some of those lines I'd of thought a 5th grader wrote...
 07-02-2012, 11:27 PM         #7
endless lies 
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Just wait 'til he bring the rice out.
 5 years ago '05        #8
drama_kiNg 62 heat pts62
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Pull up in the chariot with glow-in-the-dark Bart Simpson haircut.

 5 years ago '05        #9
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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This n*gga rhymed rhinoceros with immanculate
 5 years ago '11        #10
royman04 18 heat pts18
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some of them lines kinda fly
13. "Candy fuchsia Buick/ Martha Stewart transmission fluid." ("Jenny Craig")
17 "Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin." ("Deoin Sandals")

 5 years ago '09        #11
izlar928 26 heat pts26
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I wonder when he raps does his boys b like man dat sh*t was nice son if so there not his boys
 5 years ago '07        #12
Verse 71 heat pts71
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 drama_kiNg said:
Pull up in the chariot with glow-in-the-dark Bart Simpson haircut.

I read this, and was officially done....

 THEINFAMOUS said:
This n*gga rhymed rhinoceros with immanculate
 5 years ago '11        #13
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 5 years ago '06        #14
Johnny Tapwater 3 heat pts
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Don't hate on the kid or feel the Raff...
 5 years ago '07        #15
CHILL24 1 heat pts
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"Perm-pressed hair smells like Sharon Stone/ Pluto-shaped a.ss, eyes made by White Castle." omfg dude....im at work in tears right now
 5 years ago '11        #16
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This n*gga sh*ts on lil b
 5 years ago '07        #17
Goosie McNeen 11 heat pts11
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Paul wall >>>>>>
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Boys ain't seeing riff raff pen game
 5 years ago '10        #19
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this n*gga called the leaning tower of pisa the eiffel tower
 07-03-2012, 11:50 AM         #20
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A broken clock is right twice a day...Two of those quotes were kinda good...


...This dude Raff got ADD or something?
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