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 6 years ago '11        #41
mystic boy 367 heat pts367
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"Bet you still jack off with your buttcheeks out listening to mood music" - Lil B
"Pump it up... you're a queer" - Lil B
 6 years ago '11        #42
Urbanchill 5 heat pts
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So, Pimpin' Be Easy, Quit Catchin' Feelings
Cuz You Worth A Couple Hundred Grand, And I'm Worth Millions
Nobodys Thinkin' About You, Plus Your Beef Ain't Legit
So Please Stay Off The T.I.P. Of My d!ck

-Luda
 6 years ago '11        #43
Urbanchill 5 heat pts
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Claiming you a murderer and spelt it wrong
You put the "E" before the "D" because that's all you on

-Swifty
 6 years ago '11        #44
Urbanchill 5 heat pts
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wait a minute hold on
Is it me or do he look like a banana with braids and clothes on

- kon artis


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 6 years ago '11        #45
PLK12 44 heat pts44
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I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This n*gga weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?
- 50 Cent
 04-30-2012, 05:53 PM         #46
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 kindabizzie said:
Sh*t, while I'm at it...

"I gratuated without honors or f*ckin' father
He died 'I'm so sor--' no b*tch don't even f*ckin' bother" - Tyler

(That's a diss, technically...to his dad, lmao)
 6 years ago '11        #47
PLK12 44 heat pts44
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 mystic boy said:
"Bet you still jack off with your buttcheeks out listening to mood music" - Lil B
"Pump it up... you're a queer" - Lil B
 6 years ago '04        #48
A.G 27 heat pts27
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 D1nOnlyMrM@ said:
Ya betta off wit a d!ck in ya mouth, shutup!!
Em ya claim ya mother's a crackhead and Kim is a knowns.lut,
so what's Hailie gon' be when she grows up - ja rule

 SLiPP said:
"Time that we get on n*ggas,
Beans just make you fart
Kiss really sh*t on n*ggas."

-Jada(Beanie Sigel diss)
 ALTheGreatS said:
"You like the beer Caine dropped in Menace, 40 & Broke" - Freeway to Jaz-O


All of these..


Plus:

"Ask Canibus, he ain't understandin this
Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans, don't exist"
LL Cool J - Ripper Strikes Back

after Canibus said 99% of his fans wear high heels


"Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas."
Nas - Ether

"Heard your diss track,but I ain't even play on that
Because I just seen dude, and he ain't say all that
In the same hotel, if dude wanted to do me
I'd have been Cassidy, gave him the room key
Got the guns and the vest out that I planted
And Game woulda had his chest out like Janet"
Joe Budden - Game Over

"If Im a label... Why Hire You? Nothing Even Pops Up When I Limewire Dude!"
Joe Budden - Ransom Note


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 6 years ago '10        #49
knowlege bass 
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Still makes me laugh to this day



"And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom
I'll let you kick a verse, fu*k it, I'll let you kick em all
I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud...........
Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn call Minister Farrakhan"
 6 years ago '10        #50
kindabizzie 12 heat pts12
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 5_star_smitty said:
just looking at the 2 n*ggas u quoted makes me a.ssume that u have sh*t taste in music.
Really? Damn...
 6 years ago '11        #51
royman04 18 heat pts18
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I mean, I don't get how Prodigy gon' acknowledge me
When the n*gga 'bout as big as an apostrophe (ohh!)
For him to possibly think that he is hot as me
is far from a prophecy, it's more like a mockery
Used to be hip-hop to me, 'fore you bombarded me
with everything a.ss like sodomy

- budden on prodigy from Mobb Deep
 04-30-2012, 08:16 PM         #52
Tybigbigguy 
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I handle homo's solo - Rick Ross
 6 years ago '06        #53
hooligun 12 heat pts12
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"just cuz u don't understand em, it don't mean that he nice"
 6 years ago '05        #54
dizzle trizzle 7 heat pts
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1 of the most ruthless diss songs i ever heard: Cam'ron stan spit diss the whole verse had me like the intro even had me dead


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"com'on eat at my house, no stanley not the floor, sleep on the couch, your wife you was eating her out, i fu*ked her"


"had them blistery toes, froze bitten nose,waiting in the blistering cold, for a quarter and i just said no"


"you type to get get the work, fu*k it up, come back and say i got robbed"

"I even let em go to the super bowl on south beach,take the car stan whip the whip, what he do? get car jacked and pistol whipped"

"I stopped fu*king wit you, you couldnt rap to the beat, man you couldnt do an album cut, you fu*k my mans Big L album up"


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 6 years ago '11        #55
elvisfreshly 106 heat pts106
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"plaxi-ho oops i mean plaxico, talkin bout we get em robbed, shut the fu*k up cheddar bob"

"that ray j sh*t got me so sensitive, big bad wolf dressed in a granny disguise, bi*ch n*gga i see through your tranny disguise, your jeans saggin too low or your panties too high, you cant touch me you waiting for your manny to dry"

both fab same song
 6 years ago '12        #56
Cantgetright 1 heat pts
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"tell ya ghostwriter yall both trash/I could give 6 donkey diks & a goats a.ss what you scribble down in ya notepad/I'll give u my my number,send u home/and when u call I'll choke u thru the phone like ghost dad" yung ill

Lmaooo It was sumthin along those lines. he said it in that rich dollaz battle. sht tripped me out.
 6 years ago '10        #57
Barge 
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" J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick" - Nas

"To you internet gangsta’s
Facebook hoes, e-mail bullies, I can see your camel toe
Instead of talking to a n*gga straight up, you rather send a text
Well, I think you a bi*ch, and you should change your s3x" - Ludacris

"My back shot will help Ashanti hit them high notes,
and Big Ben taught Charlie B-more to deep throat." - 50 Cent
 6 years ago '07        #58
Sincere730 11 heat pts11
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Buddens diss to Game when I first heard it was
 6 years ago '12        #59
Cantgetright 1 heat pts
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Speaking of Budden. That saigon diss over "you me him her"

"he been fell off like Yung berg on a scooter"

"went in a tight end,came out a wide receiver"

Another 1 I thought was funny was that Royce malcolm X d12 diss
Whole damn song is a quotable
 6 years ago '11        #60
ImDopeG 
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Take 27 emcees, put them in a line and they out of alignment my a.ssignment since he said retirement hiding behind 8 Mile And The Chronic Get's Rich But Dies Rhymin' this is high science Now add 23 more For Queens to B-more Im over they heads like a bulimic on a see-saw now thats 50 porch monkeys ate up at the same time nasty NAS DAQ Ya'll gonna bow holmes This is DOW Jones. - NaS

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