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 6 years ago '10        #21
kindabizzie 12 heat pts12
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Sh*t, while I'm at it...

"I gratuated without honors or f*ckin' father
He died 'I'm so sor--' no b*tch don't even f*ckin' bother" - Tyler

(That's a diss, technically...to his dad, lmao)
 6 years ago '12        #22
ALTheGreatS 23 heat pts23
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"You like the beer Caine dropped in Menace, 40 & Broke" - Freeway to Jaz-O
"Foxy got you hot cause you kept your face in her puss, what you think you getting girls now because of your looks ? (Illll Nas Ad-lib)" No need to state who this is from and who it's directed towards
 6 years ago '10        #23
Delbert Mengel 28 heat pts28
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 kindabizzie said:
"WOLF GANG we ain't barkin', dog
Try talkin' on them blogs with ya f*ckin' arms cut off" - Earl
you must be 14
 6 years ago '12        #24
SLiP 35 heat pts35
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"Time that we get on n*ggas,
Beans just make you fart
Kiss really sh*t on n*ggas."

-Jada(Beanie Sigel diss)
 6 years ago '10        #25
kindabizzie 12 heat pts12
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 DelbertMengel said:
you must be 14
Lol...that's not a funny diss bar?
 6 years ago '11        #26
ImInHerMouth 1 heat pts
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 kindabizzie said:
Lol...that's not a funny diss bar?
Naw man
 6 years ago '04        #27
skillahmang 2 heat pts
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 SLiPP said:
"Time that we get on n*ggas,
Beans just make you fart
Kiss really sh*t on n*ggas."

-Jada(Beanie Sigel diss)


i forgot he said that sh*t...
 6 years ago '04        #28
hewsdaddy 
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Your top seller gettin' sticked for his shine
Either I'm blind, or Ashanti's sideburns is thicker than mine
 6 years ago '09        #29
5_star_smitty|m 208 heat pts208
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 kindabizzie said:
"WOLF GANG we ain't barkin', dog
Try talkin' on them blogs with ya f*ckin' arms cut off" - Earl
 kindabizzie said:
Sh*t, while I'm at it...

"I gratuated without honors or f*ckin' father
He died 'I'm so sor--' no b*tch don't even f*ckin' bother" - Tyler

(That's a diss, technically...to his dad, lmao)
just looking at the 2 n*ggas u quoted makes me a.ssume that u have sh*t taste in music.
 6 years ago '04        #30
BackBlock_OG 34 heat pts34
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"I feel sorry for your family and that ain't funny
they gon have to bury y'all n*ggaz and they ain't got no money" - Uncle Murda

"you've been here the longest still the brokest
they repoed your truck how dare you provoke us
you'e old and useless, doubting the kid
when lil n*ggas on Lewis had you like Malcolm in the crib" - Geda K

"Kick your little lies, I'll kick my true facts
like you running out the back of the Source Sound lab
we wasn't chasing you, we had a taping too
we came thru to do our '1, 2 thing'
it wasn't a 'roc-a-fella come thu' thing
cuz if it was on like that n*ggaz would come thru Queens" - Jay-Z

"What's funny Jason is you really think you grimey too
and everybody liked you better in that shiny suit" - Beanie Sigel

"In '88 you was getting chased thru your building
Callin my crib and I ain't even give you my #'s
all I did was give you a style for you to run with..." - Nas

"You went from top 10 to not mentioned at all
to your bodyguard's 'Oochie Wally' verse was better than yours
matter fact you had the worst flow on the whole fu*kin song..." - Jay-Z

"Got yourself a gun but will not use it
your mind's advanced? well don't lose it
freedom of speech, don't abuse it tryin to be a teacher
in the slums we don't know the definition of Ether
but we can brake down an AK and know how to reach ya
...ya raps is a bore you sucka
you want to kick science? find a cure for something" - Oschino


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 04-30-2012, 04:21 PM         #31
keysersoze0 
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"foxy got you hot cause you kept your face in her puss, what you think you gettin girls now cause of your looks?"

-nas


 04-30-2012, 04:24 PM         #32
keysersoze0 
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"queens n*ggas run you n*ggas, ask Russell Simmons (HAH)"

-nas


 04-30-2012, 04:24 PM         #33
keysersoze0 
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basically the entire third verse of ether
 04-30-2012, 04:27 PM         #34
keysersoze0 
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"yeah you got a felony but you ain't a predicate. Never the king of new york, you live in Connecticut"

-jada
 6 years ago '10        #35
Kool Aid 8 heat pts
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"Your moms is a whip wop head. And you claim to be a hip hop head??"

I dont know what a whip wop head is but it sounds highly derogatory.
 04-30-2012, 04:31 PM         #36
keysersoze0 
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"Most likely your new cd is weed plate. Bunch of love songs, 100% pure garbage, just something to break up buds on."

"You aint get shot again yet, so what's your second album about?"

"This is a true fact, since when has it become cool to get shot and not shoot back?"

-damn jada

 04-30-2012, 04:31 PM         #37
keysersoze0 
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 ballergenetics said:
that's not funny at all.
i thought it was hilarious the first time i heard it.
 04-30-2012, 04:34 PM         #38
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 N.O.4Life said:
"How many of Big's Lines gon come out yo fat lips"-Nas
still probably the most memorable one-liner for me, personally. The first time I heard Ether I was just so happy someone finally called Jay out on that.
 6 years ago '10        #39
Mocking Mind 2 heat pts
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Every line in Ether and Takeover had me
 04-30-2012, 05:00 PM         #40
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 keysersoze0 said:

"This is a true fact, since when has it become cool to get shot and not shoot back?"

-damn jada
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