Diss lines that made you laugh out loud

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 5 years ago '12        #1
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Laronla 280 heat pts280
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Diss lines that made you laugh out loud
 

 
"How much of biggies rhymes is gone come out ya fat lips" - Nas

"fu-k was you thinking n*gga, you fat stinking n*gga, what bi-ch wanna lay with you" Jada

"You look like a gorilla, with rabbit teeth" Cam'ron

Did real songs with Big, no made up sh-ts" - Jada

I can think of more, but I don't wanna take em all. Add on

77 comments for "Diss lines that made you laugh out loud"

 5 years ago '10        #2
Fly Elroy 321 heat pts321
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"suck my d!ck and tell the whole world you got murdered by a pretty bi*ch"
 04-30-2012, 11:19 AM         #3
Chomsky 
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Since you like having people with you, I'll get you a hospital with bunkbeds - Jadakiss

Cause you know what I did, with you know who, but lets keep that between me and you - Jay Z

Yes every n*gga's a star when he gets shot on, that's awkward I thought it was the other way around the gangsta's the one holding the gun not son laying down - Nas

Scared of me so they talk about family members, like I can't point out ya grandma n*ggas - Nas

Mobb Deep wonder why n*gga blowed them out, next time grown folks talk, n*gga close your mouth - Pac


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 5 years ago '04        #4
skillahmang 2 heat pts
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"Slap my mom; slap the fu*k out of her!
She can't sue you; she wouldn't get a buck out of ya"


"Oh, and by the way... how'd I look on the VMA's?
When you was watching me from whatever fu*king TV you was watching me from
From Boston...the mean streets of Boston" (on the outro)

i never could take boston serious after this...the mean streets of boston lmao
 5 years ago '08        #5
Loyalist 2 heat pts
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Givin' your set a bad name with your misspelled name
E-I-H-T, now should I continue? Yeah, you left out the G 'cause the G ain't in you.
 5 years ago '11        #6
Unknown Dude 2 heat pts
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Frumpy wing arm son of a bi*ch fakin like you hard
Mad at God cause you got the arm of a barbie doll -Skinny Pimp


Pump it up, this n*gga Budden as.lut
He be gettin fu*ked in his butt
That's why he be sayin *insert Budden voice* ooooonnnn
What type of grown azz man be sayin oooooonnnn -Saigon


Midget azz n*gga, comb yo nappy azz hair
You shop in the boys section and wear cartoon underwear -Slim Thug


Remember them cats you ran with, Red & Bubba?
They begged me to tell you fu*k ya...so fu*k ya -Skip


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 5 years ago '04        #7
D1nOnlyMrM@ 42 heat pts42
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you had me on the hard knock tour, huggin ya moms - jada

gggg stop that, holmes, ya only known for 5 heartbeat hooks and gettin popped at - joe budden

But its like rappers ain't got no hunger at all
And n*ggas' albums don't leave you with a hunger for more
Say Joe, leave it alone -- accept it, they lost
But I'm a addict -- got a problem with beating a dead horse, - budden

turtle couldnt help him maybe a shell will, dont look like a winner to me,
small meal to a pitchfork, you lookin like dinner to me,
plus you diss track sound like a beginner to me, you whole shine is like dimmer to me,
f!ght who n*gga? betta know how we get it in jerz, duck tape his tongue, hope dude stick to his words
then he'll be in alley covered, and you dont love the kids, you just want us to think you that you sally strothers - budden

Ya betta off wit a d!ck in ya mouth, shutup!!
Em ya claim ya mother's a crackhead and Kim is a knowns.lut,
so what's Hailie gon' be when she grows up - ja rule

i dont get how prodigy gon acknowledge me, when the n*gga bout as big as an apostrophe - budden
 04-30-2012, 11:24 AM         #8
the synthesis 
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the ending of hit'em up
 04-30-2012, 11:29 AM         #9
Sephiroth757 
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Canibus - Rip The Jacker (LL Cool J diss)

-You can’t sleep at night thinkin' about the drama
Sh!t stains all up in your Phat Farm pajamas


-That's why 2Pac said you was a b!tch

 04-30-2012, 11:31 AM         #10
Sam Rothstein 
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You ain't get shot again so what's your second album about?
 5 years ago '06        #11
SmokeyTheBlunt 9 heat pts
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Jada, Styles, Beans, Cam and J-Hood have some very memorable ones but the winner for me is..........

"Em, you claim your mother's a crackhead and Kim is a knowns.lut. So what's Hailie gonna be when she grows up?"
 5 years ago '07        #12
N.O.4Life 27 heat pts27
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"How many of Big's Lines gon come out yo fat lips"-Nas
 5 years ago '06        #13
SmokeyTheBlunt 9 heat pts
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alot of the sh*t Tip said about Flip on the "Down With The King"*tape had me dying too
 04-30-2012, 11:47 AM         #14
HoLLiwood Heyti 
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mood music go cry, joe budden go cry, cuz ur lil a f*g boy make a mixtape and then moop over every song- lil b
 5 years ago '10        #15
Ant McQueen 15 heat pts15
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Grab ya near, whisper in ya ear.. Nas, suck a d!ck, GET THE fu*k OUTTA HERE! - Cam'ron
 5 years ago '10        #16
StoopidVillinz 19 heat pts19
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me and the boi A.I got more n common then just ballin and rhyming..get it..more in carmen















 5 years ago '11        #17
whothebestmc 83 heat pts83
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You should know
If u gonna do something
And u go to radio
We all know u frontin'
"They shooting", nobody dying
Somebody betta put somebody body
On somebody iron
Sometime soon or somebody lying

 5 years ago '05        #18
Ghettoquiz 15 heat pts15
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them boys they suck they no good, i aint never heard a n*gga say they like them in the hood- 50 (black child, cadilac tah diss)
 5 years ago '11        #19
Kingpin 313 104 heat pts104
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If you was really sellin coke, well then what the fu*k you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack you'd make alot more money than you do from rap You never had no security, you'll never be famous You'l never know what its like to be rich, lifes a bi*ch aint it?







Eminem murdered you on your own sh*t
You a d!ckriding f*ggot you love the attention



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 5 years ago '11        #20
epik93 
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just about every single line on T-shirt & buddens.

one of those few songs you should take lil b serious.

n*gga went in.

nas ether's wasnt even that funny, that sh*t was too too personal, i would cry if it was directed at me.
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