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 04-14-2012, 03:25 AM         #41
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best thing i seen all month


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 04-14-2012, 07:51 AM         #42
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 GrezyNclean said:
From Me to *********@**********.org:

Hey there!

I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Here is the full list:

Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5

Please let me know which ones you want.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Which titles are inappropriate?

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

I think you know which ones...

From Me to Julia ******:

Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I a.ssure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.

I hope this clears things up.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your pr0n collection.

From Me to Julia ******:

pr0nography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.

You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.

Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.

Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.

Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.

Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)

Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.

Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.

From Me to Julia ******:

Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?

By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:

Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration c*ckblasts 3

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.

From Me to Julia ******:

Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.

From Julia ****** to Me:

Go to hell.
 6 years ago '07        #43
DIPSET101 28 heat pts28
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Go to the site and check the caught cheating email. Dude is a genius
 04-14-2012, 10:30 AM         #44
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The one with the guy selling his movies literally made be in tears I havent laughed that hard in a while, my god.
 04-14-2012, 12:30 PM         #45
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sh*t is fake as fu*k
 6 years ago '08        #46
Captain Planet 8 heat pts
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sh*t had me rollin !!! the first pic had me
 6 years ago '05        #47
cluckaluck 192 heat pts192
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This had me weak!
 6 years ago '04        #48
BayBuryYa 2 heat pts
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I am having a very miserable night at work and this thread just honestly put me in tears. Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
 6 years ago '05        #49
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Man im ova here crying. This sh*t was funny
 04-14-2012, 10:23 PM         #50
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 rockstar718 said:
old but i never saw it before and this was the single funniest thing i read all week lol
^^^^^^^^this
 6 years ago '06        #51
JamesAdamsIz808 2 heat pts
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sh*t had me in tears lmaoooo
 6 years ago '07        #52
Bkjj11 3548 heat pts3548
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Lololol
 6 years ago '04        #53
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 donmeca2020 said:
sh*t is fake as fu*k
Watch out we got a genius here
 04-19-2012, 08:07 PM         #54
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 ROKKYROK said:
Dude said, "it's a design thing, she's lost in negative space"


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I didn't even read the rest of it after that, I have to check that site out.
read the whole sh*t that sh*t is hilarity
 04-19-2012, 08:19 PM         #55
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Check out the rest of his site. This one is hilarious as well:



 6 years ago '05        #56
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 Ayd said:
Check out the rest of his site. This one is hilarious as well:



Yo this sounds like a real life Office where Jim keeps pranking Dwight

This sh*t has to be made up
 6 years ago '11        #57
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these threads are straight jokes today
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