DaOmega_1's review of "The Cabin in the Woods"

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 6 years ago '07        #81
TH35 105 heat pts105
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 Jacc Blacc said:
wait....theres a difference between sadistic movie and a gory movie????

saditic movie= makes you watch people get hurt like nails thru the eyes, hammers to the ankles, hunting blade gutting someone


gory movie= makes you watch people get hurt like nails thru the eyes, hammers to the ankles, hunting blade gutting someone



for instance saw was a gory movie so whats the difference between a gory flick and a saditic one??
Sadism is the derivation of pleasure as a result of inflicting pain or watching pain inflicted on others.

or

sadism - The deriving of s3xual gratification or the tendency to derive s3xual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others.
^^^^^ they were sadistic fu*ks but the movie wasn't too bloody/gory.


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 6 years ago '04        #82
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a horror film getting an DaOmega 1 review? mosdef watching
 04-15-2012, 06:08 PM         #83
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No one laughed in my theater.
 6 years ago '09        #84
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i watched Funny Games....interesting........so im guessing those kids probably got k!lled a few times and probably fukked up a few times and they just
[spoiler - click to view]

to fix their mistakes

those kids had problems
 6 years ago '07        #85
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Which funny games are yall referring to?
 6 years ago '09        #86
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Watched this opening day.. had a helluva audience, I was surprised. Came in expecting one thing n got a whole nother experience.. still enjoyed it... we were all laughing the whole time, solid movie.
 6 years ago '07        #87
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 youknowmystelo said:
No one laughed in my theater.
Your theater is wack as fu*k.
 6 years ago '05        #88
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 TH35 said:
Your theater is wack as fu*k.


 04-15-2012, 09:25 PM         #89
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 TH35 said:
Your theater is wack as fu*k.
What parts were funny? I don't recall any being worth wild. Chuckles here and there.
 6 years ago '07        #90
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 youknowmystelo said:
What parts were funny? I don't recall any being worth wild. Chuckles here and there.
I'm talking about your theater. They have no sense of humor. AMC Elitist Studio 30.
 04-15-2012, 09:34 PM         #91
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 youknowmystelo said:
What parts were funny? I don't recall any being worth wild. Chuckles here and there.
The speaker phone?

The part when they were fu*king and black dude comes back in the picture after saying it was wrong?

When the pothead asked what sense it made for a cellar door to be blown open by the wind?

'He has a husband bulge"

"I'm on a reality tv show"

"I don't think ___ had a cousin"

"I'm gonna go outside and take a walk"

I can't remember too much off the top of my head... but that sh*t had some good laughs

You gotta be a stuck up muhfu*ka to sit there and not laugh at this movie
 04-15-2012, 09:38 PM         #92
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 d!ck Cheese said:
The speaker phone?

The part when they were fu*king and black dude comes back in the picture after saying it was wrong?

When the pothead asked what sense it made for a cellar door to be blown open by the wind?

'He has a husband bulge"

"I'm on a reality tv show"

"I don't think ___ had a cousin"

"I'm gonna go outside and take a walk"

I can't remember too much off the top of my head... but that sh*t had some good laughs

You gotta be a stuck up muhfu*ka to sit there and not laugh at this movie
Those are Hollywood one liners that you're "suppose" to laugh at. Not me, tho. You either get me a groove for those to land or you just get the chuckle.
 04-15-2012, 10:00 PM         #93
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The movie was straight, just not seeing how you guys thought it was hilarious.

The third act was like opening up all the concealed gates to Area 51. No aliens, though.
 04-15-2012, 11:08 PM         #94
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 youknowmystelo said:
The movie was straight, just not seeing how you guys thought it was hilarious.

The third act was like opening up all the concealed gates to Area 51. No aliens, though.
Nobody said it was Superbad... but for what it was there were some damn good laughs
 6 years ago '11        #95
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 TH35 said:
Your theater is wack as fu*k.
exactly what i'm thinkin. i haven't seen it yet but heard from everyone (outside BX) who has that it's excellent, making fun of the horror genre which sounds right up my alley and I was digging it for a while from the trailers, critics and now users (imdb etc) reviews.


So is in Stelo's theater they sitting there like :lipssealed: and and and


 youknowmystelo said:
The movie was straight, just not seeing how you guys thought it was hilarious.

The third act was like opening up all the concealed gates to Area 51. No aliens, though.
i don't know if that should have spoiler tags or not.
....i certainly don't get it
 6 years ago '05        #96
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 keen77 said:
exactly what i'm thinkin. i haven't seen it yet but heard from everyone (outside BX) who has that it's excellent, making fun of the horror genre which sounds right up my alley and I was digging it for a while from the trailers, critics and now users (imdb etc) reviews.


So is in Stelo's theater they sitting there like :lipssealed: and and and




i don't know if that should have spoiler tags or not.
....i certainly don't get it
Good. I'd advise you to avoid investigating any further.
 04-16-2012, 01:02 AM         #97
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Dat Bong >


That sh*t was so dope... I wish I still smoked
 04-16-2012, 01:08 AM         #98
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 ra1n said:
2/10

Quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen.

If you actually liked this movie, then I will NEVER trust your taste in movies. This thread is a joke.
I'm curious... what are some of your favorite films from this year? Or just favorite films period.
 6 years ago '05        #99
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 ra1n said:
2/10

Quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen.

If you actually liked this movie, then I will NEVER trust your taste in movies. This thread is a joke.
What was bad about it?
 6 years ago '05        #100
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 ra1n said:
It was an unnecessary ADHD-driven conflated clusterfu*k

The only scene that was good were the monsters getting off the elevators, particularly the clown.

The rest of it was painful.
How was it ADHD driven? How was it conflated? It didn't seem as all-over-the-place as you make it seem like to me. I don't understand how it was as clustered as you're saying when the pacing and the storytelling itself never seemed confused in the slightest.
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