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 04-14-2012, 11:59 PM         #61
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Movie was definitely entertaining. I was expecting more "horror" from it though. Don't go into it expecting to jump out of your seat because chances are you won't. But I really enjoyed it. There were some hilarious parts ("reality tv show" ) I overall liked the story and the comedic aspect more than the "horror" part. I'd give it a solid 7.5/10.
 6 years ago '09        #62
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Going to check this out tomorrow...
 6 years ago '04        #63
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Stupid lame movie....wouldn't call it "scary"..more of a comedic/weird adventure type sh*t...horrible plot where the director probably sat there and just wrote a bunch of crazy sh*t about having scientists control the cabin and blah blah and thought it was a great idea. Insert a stoner who overacts being stoned all the time and a white bi*ch who gets hella a.ss shots but has NO a.ss....and an intelligent Halfrican and a 'virgin' and you got a pointless movie with no solid plot, terrible acting, and just overall lame. Not scary, not funny, and not interesting.

Only good part was seeing the monsters get released and go on that spree with remakes of other films (unicorn death was goofy)..but honestly how can people like movies like this...I swear people try to make sense out of them but the creators didn't plan it out and just filmed a bunch of crap they thought was interesting and "deep".....

To me those scientists were completely pointless it just made the movie seem awkward and lame. Maybe I just like movies with good plots, twists, and if watching a 'scary' movie enjoy actually being scared, or even entertained. I'll be honest, I laughed 90% of the movie it was just cheesy.
 6 years ago '04        #64
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 DaOmega_1 said:

The performances are great. And, that is because the actors are given great dialogue (no wonder, it comes from Joss Whedon). The performances, the aesthetic, the humor all harkens back to one of my favorite horror comedies... Evil Dead 2. It doesn't have the same manic style that Evil Dead 2 has. Instead, it has more of the pitch perfect balance of humor and horror. I label this the same way I label "Evil Dead 2"... A fun horror film, not a serious one.


SCORE: 8.5 (out of 10) = DOPE

HAHAHAHHAH! I'm sorry bro but were you watching the same movie?......just interested, how old are you man?...please be honest...I just love that you thought the acting and dialogue and writing were "great and humorous"....that is some funny stuff...I guess people do exist who think the complete opposite....guess that's why there are always those dumb Republicans to balance out the intelligent people?
 6 years ago '05        #65
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 Franchise08 said:
Stupid lame movie....wouldn't call it "scary"..more of a comedic/weird adventure type sh*t...horrible plot where the director probably sat there and just wrote a bunch of crazy sh*t about having scientists control the cabin and blah blah and thought it was a great idea. Insert a stoner who overacts being stoned all the time and a white bi*ch who gets hella a.ss shots but has NO a.ss....and an intelligent Halfrican and a 'virgin' and you got a pointless movie with no solid plot, terrible acting, and just overall lame. Not scary, not funny, and not interesting.

Only good part was seeing the monsters get released and go on that spree with remakes of other films (unicorn death was goofy)..but honestly how can people like movies like this...I swear people try to make sense out of them but the creators didn't plan it out and just filmed a bunch of crap they thought was interesting and "deep".....

To me those scientists were completely pointless it just made the movie seem awkward and lame. Maybe I just like movies with good plots, twists, and if watching a 'scary' movie enjoy actually being scared, or even entertained. I'll be honest, I laughed 90% of the movie it was just cheesy.
Why would you not "spoiler" your post up? That's some really selfish sh*t, bro. And please, don't act like your outlook on movies are the golden standard.
 6 years ago '07        #66
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 Franchise08 said:
Stupid lame movie....wouldn't call it "scary"..more of a comedic/weird adventure type sh*t...horrible plot where the director probably sat there and just wrote a bunch of crazy sh*t about having scientists control the cabin and blah blah and thought it was a great idea. Insert a stoner who overacts being stoned all the time and a white bi*ch who gets hella a.ss shots but has NO a.ss....and an intelligent Halfrican and a 'virgin' and you got a pointless movie with no solid plot, terrible acting, and just overall lame. Not scary, not funny, and not interesting.

Only good part was seeing the monsters get released and go on that spree with remakes of other films (unicorn death was goofy)..but honestly how can people like movies like this...I swear people try to make sense out of them but the creators didn't plan it out and just filmed a bunch of crap they thought was interesting and "deep".....

To me those scientists were completely pointless it just made the movie seem awkward and lame. Maybe I just like movies with good plots, twists, and if watching a 'scary' movie enjoy actually being scared, or even entertained. I'll be honest, I laughed 90% of the movie it was just cheesy.
You rant on forever, then end buy saying you laughed 90% of the movie . So had you gone in thinking it was a comedy, you would have been pleased, but the fact you were wanting to get scared, and didn't, your gonna complain?
 6 years ago '04        #67
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 RedMonkeyJunkie said:
You rant on forever, then end buy saying you laughed 90% of the movie . So had you gone in thinking it was a comedy, you would have been pleased, but the fact you were wanting to get scared, and didn't, your gonna complain?
Nope not that type of "laughing"..I meant the type of laughing a person does when something is very stupid/waste of time...like almost a pity laugh, when you feel bad that a movie like this actually came out and that people actually made it....so funny it was sad...but nice try on the "gotcha attempt"....I don't need people explaing to me why it was a good movie, it wasn't a good movie and had a weak weak plot....that was my 'review'..like it cool, don't like it also cool....couldn't care less.
 04-15-2012, 07:10 AM         #68
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Have never been a fan of horror movies. Yet when one gets such high praise from critics across the board I will definitely have to see it. Cheers to not sleeping.
 6 years ago '09        #69
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"i don't even think Curt had a cousin".

Am I the only one that laughed there a.ss of at that line?
 6 years ago '09        #70
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 DaOmega_1 said:
No, there are certainly parts that are scary. But, its evenly intermixed with humor, so the movie is essentially a horror/comedy. The elements for both are there.
cool....i'll check it out but im also gonna go find Funny Games on a torrent....you guys said the movie caught you by surprised.....sounds like good sh*t, i heard about the movie but i heard it was gory and im anti-gory movie, i dont like movies like Saw or Hostel which arnt scary just bloody and full of senseless gore


hopefully funny games aint too gory
 6 years ago '08        #71
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Most of you guys talking bad about this movie are making points that are the exact reason that the movie was GOOD. You guys do realize that the plot is INTENTIONALLY bland right? You guys do realize that the dialogue is INTENTIONALLY cliche' right? You guys do realize that the movie is INTENTIONALLY cheesy right? It wasn't meant to be a "scary" movie per se. IT IS MAKING FUN OF "SCARY" MOVIES!!!!!!!

I swear, someone could hand some of you guys a gold turd, and some of you would complain because it's sh1t.

Some of you are complaining because you weren't scared while watching the movie and that you laughed during most of the film. THAT WAS THE GOAL YOU FUCCING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 6 years ago '11        #72
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Franc-cheese08 WTF! spoiler tags r there for a reason gottammnit, and ur calling others unintelligent


even making a partisan knock into it?!? u mad @ a diff opinion than yours... thanks for the laughs


on a relevant, mature, un-jack@ss note - i can't wait to see this movie
 6 years ago '07        #73
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 tdnupe3 said:
Most of you guys talking bad about this movie are making points that are the exact reason that the movie was GOOD. You guys do realize that the plot is INTENTIONALLY bland right? You guys do realize that the dialogue is INTENTIONALLY cliche' right? You guys do realize that the movie is INTENTIONALLY cheesy right? It wasn't meant to be a "scary" movie per se. IT IS MAKING FUN OF "SCARY" MOVIES!!!!!!!

I swear, someone could hand some of you guys a gold turd, and some of you would complain because it's sh1t.

Some of you are complaining because you weren't scared while watching the movie and that you laughed during most of the film. THAT WAS THE GOAL YOU FUCCING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word ... some ppl have the sense of humor of plywood.
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 Jacc Blacc said:
cool....i'll check it out but im also gonna go find Funny Games on a torrent....you guys said the movie caught you by surprised.....sounds like good sh*t, i heard about the movie but i heard it was gory and im anti-gory movie, i dont like movies like Saw or Hostel which arnt scary just bloody and full of senseless gore


hopefully funny games aint too gory
Funny Games isn't gory its just pretty sadistic.
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 TH35 said:
Funny Games isn't gory its just pretty sadistic.
wait....theres a difference between sadistic movie and a gory movie????

saditic movie= makes you watch people get hurt like nails thru the eyes, hammers to the ankles, hunting blade gutting someone


gory movie= makes you watch people get hurt like nails thru the eyes, hammers to the ankles, hunting blade gutting someone



for instance saw was a gory movie so whats the difference between a gory flick and a saditic one??


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 04-15-2012, 02:17 PM         #76
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 Jacc Blacc said:
wait....theres a difference between sadistic and gory????
Gore implies blood and guts and all that sh*t. Funny Games is more of a demented, mental, mindfu*k sort of thing.
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 Jacc Blacc said:
cool....i'll check it out but im also gonna go find Funny Games on a torrent....you guys said the movie caught you by surprised.....sounds like good sh*t, i heard about the movie but i heard it was gory and im anti-gory movie, i dont like movies like Saw or Hostel which arnt scary just bloody and full of senseless gore


hopefully funny games aint too gory
Funny Games isn't gory at all.
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 d!ck Cheese said:
Gore implies blood and guts and all that sh*t. Funny Games is more of a demented, mental, mindfu*k sort of thing.
This.
 6 years ago '07        #79
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 tdnupe3 said:
Most of you guys talking bad about this movie are making points that are the exact reason that the movie was GOOD. You guys do realize that the plot is INTENTIONALLY bland right? You guys do realize that the dialogue is INTENTIONALLY cliche' right? You guys do realize that the movie is INTENTIONALLY cheesy right? It wasn't meant to be a "scary" movie per se. IT IS MAKING FUN OF "SCARY" MOVIES!!!!!!!

I swear, someone could hand some of you guys a gold turd, and some of you would complain because it's sh1t.

Some of you are complaining because you weren't scared while watching the movie and that you laughed during most of the film. THAT WAS THE GOAL YOU FUCCING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i enjoyed it very much, very funny the cliche lines were classic "let's split up, we'll cover more ground" or the jock on the motorcycle saying "dont worry i always come back" then proceeds to slam into an invisible wall

people gotta look at the movie for what it is
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 d!ck Cheese said:
Gore implies blood and guts and all that sh*t. Funny Games is more of a demented, mental, mindfu*k sort of thing.
oh......i like mindfukk type movies
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