*steps to podium, taps mic*
This is a heartbreaking defeat for the BAMA Nation and as YOUR coach, I guarantee we will continue our pursuit of excellence.........when I return as head coach next year.
Oh pleez Don't fire me!!! It was that muhfukka JHJ and his twisted plot to k!ll me. This league is like a stankin a.ss fridge.......first we need to get the cheese out. Why yall gotta use glitches on a n*gga?? We can all do that.....leggo. Now i know the rules. Fukk yall. Hoes on my d!ck becuz I look like Mike Shula!!!