| 5 years ago||
Host: "How much would it cost for me to have s3x with you?"
Jenna Shea: "I try to do a 2 hour minimum, but I do have a site called DateJennaShea.com you guys can check out."
Host: "Alright so 2 hour minimum, let's talk turkey. Would I be able to--"
Jenna Shea: "It depends on who it is though too also."
Host: "Alright so based on how attracted they are and sh*t like that--
Kelly Devine: "No, no it's based on how much money they're worth. If you're a celebrity, you're not paying me for s3x you're paying me to keep my fu*king mouth shut.
Jenna Shea: "Thank you. So if Lil Wayne would've payed up I wouldn't have even said nothing. Thank you."
Host: "So did Lil Wayne know that he had to pay up before he put his d!ck up in you?"
Jenna Shea: "No, it was before. Like I been in the game for a while so I just switched everything up. I don't fu*k anybody for free anymore. It was when I first started so I didn't know better."
Host: "Right, right you was just happy to be fu*king a rapper."
Kelly Devine: "Like if I just wanna fu*k you, I just wanna fu*k you, that's cool. And if you're cool it's cool. But like if you are paying it's not about your ego, it's not cuz I wouldn't fu*k you for free. It's just because I have to keep my mouth shut. Don't you want me not to tell you....or your wife...haha."
Fast-forward a little bit
Host: "You didn't give me any numbers yet though (referring to the prices). Give me numbers, give me numbers. Don't look at her"
Kelly Divine: "Cuz she might give you a deal but then everybody is gonna want that deal."
Jenna Shea: "Exactly."
Host: "Go high, go high, go high, go to your highest."
Jenna Shea: "I want them to hook my booking & then we can talk about it."
Host: "What is your highest?"
Jenna Shea: "It just depends"
Host: "Is it 1,000?"
*Both burst of laughing*
Jenna Shea: "You tripping"
Kelly Divine: "10 a hour, grand."
Jenna Shea: It just depends."
Host: "It doesn't just depend."
Kelly Divine: "I Mean you gotta have something to start out with something to negotiate with. She says 1000 dollars, and you say I can't pay that what you want her to do? 200 dollars?"
Host: "So you start with 10,000 dollars then you work your way down"
Jenna Shea: "Yea we can do that. So if I say 10 then he says 8, iite we can do it."
Host: "What's his name?"
Kelly Divine: "I'm not gonna put him out there. There's no reason to put him out like that."
Host: "Just give me the initials. Who does he play for?"
Jenna Shea: "The Knicks" (Please don't do this you scaly-wags..)
Host: "It was Lin, Linsanity"
Kelly Divine: "I'm not gonna tell you who it was"
Jenna Shea: "It was not Jeremy Lin. Plus he's not black"
Host: "He's asian"
Jenna Shea: "Yea, he's asian yea."
Kelly Divine: "He's partial"
Jenna Shea: "Oh, no. You're giving yourself away. Jeremy Lin is not part nothing but asian."
Kelly Divine: "Yea he's asian."
Long a.ss read but fu*k it. Read anyway bi*ch
did you really take the time to type all that?!