Eminem's funniest lines...

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 03-12-2012, 10:38 AM         #21
LeJazzy  OP
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Basically every line in FACK.
 6 years ago '12        #22
noverum 
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 Sephiroth757 said:
-I try to keep it positive and play it cool
-Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
 6 years ago '04        #23
refuze 342 heat pts342
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 Karamu said:
Who's better? I'll wait.
 6 years ago '12        #24
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 refuze said:
Who's better? I'll wait.
Relax. Whenever someone puts the term GOAT in the same sentence as Eminem, some people start shifting uncomfortably in their seats. It's a hatred reflex.
 6 years ago '05        #25
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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 refuze said:
Who's better? I'll wait.
Ol' D.B.
 6 years ago '05        #26
PBoy03 6 heat pts
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Whole song is fu*ken jokes!!

"Hey it's me Versace, whoops, sombody shot me"


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 03-12-2012, 11:47 AM         #27
majormedicalboI  OP
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"i'll listen to your demo tape an act like i dnt like it/6 months later youll hear ur lyrics on my sh*t"


 Heisenberg said:
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me - like it's my fault
His name rhymes with so many different words, jeez!
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?
"Eminem, I'm coming to k!ll you {*sniffs*}
Always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume {*sniffs*}
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you
You're taking this sh*t too far {*sniffs*}
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"



@ making fun of Superman in a wheelchair. sh*t had my dyin
this sh*t was hilarious an dope as fu*k.
 5 years ago '04        #28
biggz 54 heat pts54
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Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bi*ches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a.ss yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fu*k, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my d!ck in between my legs and cluck
You motherfu*king chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
sh*t, half the sh*t I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white nekkid a.ss
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fu*king rapist in a Jason mask
 5 years ago '04        #29
KtodaC 16 heat pts16
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Slim anus? You god damn right slim anus cause I don't get fu*ked in mine like you two flaming f*ggots
 5 years ago '12        #30
xplizit 1 heat pts
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 refuze said:
Who's better? I'll wait.
big L

edit: cam'ron is funnier too
 5 years ago '04        #31
psylence2k 59 heat pts59
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I'm really not awkward at all/ I just like to walk through the mall/stop and talk to the wall


If shady said it, shady meant it / I stay demented/ I'll throw a stroller at you , with a baby in it


and damn near all of the SSLP, that was his most comedic album.
 5 years ago '12        #32
BangEm904 38 heat pts38
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he had so many on the slim shady lp
 5 years ago '12        #33
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"I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
fu*k sh*t a.ss bi*ch c*nt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher Reeve
Sonny Bono, skis, horses and hitting some trees"

 03-09-2013, 11:14 AM         #34
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 refuze said:
Eminem is the GOAT when it comes to funny lines
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