@ spo's asianass mom. dad probably met her at a rub and tug.
Dog I went to one of those in San Diego no lie sh*t was shady as fu*k. I was driving with my boy and saw "Asian Massage" on this building and we were all high joking that it was a rub and tug joint and we decided to pull in because we were being stupid and turns out this sh*t had a back entrance with a camera and it had a lower staircase and everything
I knocked on the door, some old asian chick in spandex answer said, "THIRTY DOLLA" I was like, "sh*t.... alright..." just to investigate further because I didn't think sh*t was real like that (I'm from Florida not San Diego, we have no Asians in Florida really but in S.D. they everywhere.) I go in... this asian girl starts massaging my back and 1 minute in tells me to flip over, she starts pointing to my d!ck and I'm like, "Yeah..."
goes to town on me she had technique like a motherfu*ker, i ain't gonna lie tho, she wasn't that great looking but I was high as fu*k and couldn't believe that sh*t was real but it was. They even had some dude patrolling like he was the pimp or something, sh*t was wild.