Apparently Darko Milicic Never Invests Any Of His Money, Or Even Puts It In A Bank

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 6 years ago '08        #1
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T2THEONE 859 heat pts859
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 Apparently Darko Milicic Never Invests Any Of His Money, Or Even Puts It In A Bank


Former NBA scrub Casey Jacobsen—not to be confused with former MLB scrub Bucky Jacobsen—blogs occasionally for SLAM from Germany, where he now plays for Brose Baskets. His most recent post, where he describes his NBA teammates with senior superlatives, offers a real gem about Darko:



Weirdest teammate… in a bad way: Darko Milicic

It's nearly impossible to explain the weirdness that is Darko, but he told me one time that he did not keep his money in any bank, nor did he invest in stocks or bonds. "I just keep it," he told me and then turned away. Looking back, I should have asked a follow-up question. I don't know if I believe him, but he was making over $6 million that season. That's a lot of cheddar to stash underneath a mattress! On another note… that was easily the longest conversation we ever had, and that was how he preferred it.


Whatever its relationship to the truth, this story wows us. The thought of Darko hoarding all his cash is such a treat.


For what it's worth, Jacobsen and Darko were teammates on the immortal 2007-08 Grizz, alongside Stromile Swift, Damon Stoudamire, Brian Cardinal, and Kwame Brown. I presume fun times were had.

58 comments for "Apparently Darko Milicic Never Invests Any Of His Money, Or Even Puts It In A Bank"

 6 years ago '05        #2
booker20 
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He's gonna need a bigger boat.
 6 years ago '05        #3
Dun Language 3970 heat pts3970
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Smart man. He knows the American banking system is a joke


I bet he sends that money home and has overseas accounts tho

the value of American money is going down
 6 years ago '06        #4
eLLz 1 heat pts
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Ski mask way
 6 years ago '04        #5
ThomasGunz 2 heat pts
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Turns on freddie gibbs - Rob Me A n*gga
 6 years ago '04        #6
CTre 22 heat pts22
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Darko is a realist.. thats why he still in the league
 6 years ago '06        #7
banga 8 heat pts
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darko is a scrub. I'm sure khan will take a box of condoms with speed holes at this point.

and if darko gets robbed he already knows who's to blame.
 6 years ago '05        #8
Stupendamatic 117 heat pts117
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Straight cash homie
 6 years ago '10        #9
SmoothTay 23 heat pts23
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I would too fu*k banks
 6 years ago '04        #10
Veno da Don 23 heat pts23
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Jacobson a little bi*ch mad cause Darko ain't show him no love. Darko does what Darko wants, he sucks yeah but not a single fu*k is given for the Dark Man.

Darko won.

Joe Dumars lost
 6 years ago '04        #11
jumpman2304 25 heat pts25
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dont really get how this is weird??
 6 years ago '07        #12
Eddie..|M 12 heat pts12
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lol @ "na, I just keep it",

he prolly had the straightest face ever
 6 years ago '07        #13
Jpimp150 2 heat pts
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Please get this dude off my team!!!
 6 years ago '06        #14
O Nasty 96 heat pts96
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i say we make a trip to Minny
 6 years ago '11        #15
indagame 20 heat pts20
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 ThomasGunz said:
Turns on freddie gibbs - Rob Me A n*gga
hahaha
 6 years ago '08        #16
El Fuerte 
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i say we make a trip to Minny
I get mine the fast way, the ski mask way
 6 years ago '10        #17
Lamar Burton 13 heat pts13
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So the player who is the least deserving of his checks keeps his money at his crib? Karma coming for that a.ss.
 6 years ago '11        #18
zenndogg98 26 heat pts26
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this isn't that weird a statement, a lot of people don't trust banks especially with hella money. The FDIC doenst insure bank accounts of more than 100k so if the banks go under there goes your money.
 6 years ago '11        #19
Aces Up 43 heat pts43
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 6 years ago '10        #20
kingblock 10 heat pts10
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this is somewhat dry snitching
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