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 6 years ago '09        #21
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 TMC said:
SERENITY NOW!!!!
...insanity later.

- Kramer
 01-28-2012, 07:01 PM         #22
Carnagebsik  OP
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Hmm lots of them...

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" - George

Kramer: [phone rings, Kramer picks up the phone] Hello... What Vandelay Industries?

George: [yelling from the bathroom] Vandelay! Say Vandelay!

Kramer: No, you're way, way, way off. Well yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

George: [rushes out of the toilet with his pants on his knees] Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!
[falls down]

Kramer: Yeah, no problem. [hangs up phone]

Kramer: How did you know who that was?

Jerry: [enters apartment, sees George lying on the floor with his pants on his ankles] And you wanna be my latex salesman?

classic sh*t! there are way more but those have to be some of my favorites that stick out atm...
 01-28-2012, 07:06 PM         #23
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 6 years ago '04        #24
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Love this story from George. Any guy that's broken up with a girl can relate.

Also, love the "Who is this"


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 6 years ago '10        #25
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Man it has to be when Frank and his wife were moving to Del Boca Vista

"This is Frank Costanza..."

Possibly the greatest sitcom of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!
 01-28-2012, 07:52 PM         #26
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uncle leo: jerry, you ratted me out. jerry: hello?. uncle leo: hello (in a solemn voice).
 6 years ago '07        #27
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oh yea and when elaine called kramer a hipster doofus
 6 years ago '11        #28
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 Sac-Town said:
You can tell that Jerry wanted to bust out laughing at the end of Kramer's speech, he could barely keep a straight face It musta been hard as fu*k to not laugh all the time working on that show, comic genius. Here's my contribution to the thread:


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 6 years ago '11        #29
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Bubble boy:the Moors

George: oh no we were looking for the moops.
Love that episode!
Kramer's entrances we're smooth..


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 6 years ago '05        #30
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"she's bald?"

"SHE'S BAAAAALLLLLLDDD!"
 6 years ago '07        #31
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George when he goes to talk to the old guy who survived the boat sinking--"Ahoy Mr. Eldridge". what a d!ck

Kramer when he loses the bet in "The Contest", he sees the nekkid woman, leaves for like 30 seconds and comes back--"I'm out!!!"
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SERENITY NOW!!!!
'Hoochie mama!'
 6 years ago '04        #33
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 6 years ago '09        #35
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kramer didn't say that.

Lloyd Braun did.

you right. Kramer ended up going off after trying it.
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 01-28-2012, 11:52 PM         #37
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kramers stories are always great, how he just steps into positions all the time. for instance when he worked that job until he got fired but never actually worked there.


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 6 years ago '04        #38
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 erickonasis said:
Perfect example.....sh*t was NOT funny in the least bit
classic george..... you are a retard..... stop watching seinfeld
 6 years ago '04        #39
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I tried to change my gamertag to Happy Festivus, it was already taken
 01-29-2012, 07:56 AM         #40
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 louie_b said:
I tried to change my gamertag to Happy Festivus, it was already taken



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