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 01-28-2012, 01:09 AM         #1
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tonyk 
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favorite seinfeld quotes
 

 
curious to know what's your favourite


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 6 years ago '07        #2
Adam Is BeTTeR 2 heat pts
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that whole altercation with the clown is fu*king classic, and then when the clown gets frustrated and goes in,

Clown: Hey man, what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it's not my life. I don't know who Bozo is, what? Is he a clown?

George: Is he a clown?? What? Are you kidding me?!

Clown: Well what is he?

George: YES!! He's a clown!

Clown: Alright! So what's the big deal?! There's millions of clowns...

George: ...Alright, just forget it...

Clown: Forget me? You should forget it. You're living in the passtt maann...you're hung up on some clown, from the SIXTIES!! MAAN...
another one:


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 6 years ago '04        #3
bony 37 heat pts37
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these pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 01-28-2012, 12:27 PM         #4
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"Newman"


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 6 years ago '06        #5
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so many to post but since i saw it the other day


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"The sea was angry that day my friends"
 6 years ago '08        #6
SlickJ101 25 heat pts25
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Frank Costanza had a miiiiiiilllllion.

This was great though:


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"You sayin... you want a piece of me?"
 6 years ago '04        #7
notoriousthugzz 51 heat pts51
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 ohdosraders1 said:
so many to post but since i saw it the other day



"The sea was angry that day my friends"
and the winner is...

any scene with george costanza is a classic. kramer had some hilarious ones as well
 6 years ago '10        #8
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"They're real and they're spectacular"


"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"


"George likes his chicken spicy"
 6 years ago '11        #9
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"If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy" -G. Costanza
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Jerry: I'll tell you, the s3x - I was like an animal. I mean, it was just completely uninhibited.
George Costanza: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.
Jerry: [pause] It's not like that at all.

the way jerry says its not like that all is so funny to me he shakes his head and gives him this look like what the hell are you talking about


Jerry (talking about Kramer): "you can make all the laws you want hes still gonna bother people"
 6 years ago '07        #11
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 slurricane81 said:
"If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy" -G. Costanza
lol.... this is my sh*t
 6 years ago '08        #12
SlickJ101 25 heat pts25
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"The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it."


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 6 years ago '04        #13
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 Adam Is BeTTeR;22076723

another one:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouOHqy8unI" said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouOHqy8unI[/url]
Perfect example.....sh*t was NOT funny in the least bit
 6 years ago '07        #14
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SERENITY NOW!!!!
 6 years ago '09        #15
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The marine biology was funny.

The menage episode was funny too:

George: "So what happened?"
Jerry: "She's into it."
George: "Into what?"
Jerry: "The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
George: "That's unbelievable."
Jerry: "Oh, it's a scene man."
George: "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
Jerry: "What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
George: "You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
Jerry:"I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
George: "Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
Jerry:"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
George: "If only something like that could happen to me."
Jerry: "Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
George: "I know."
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thread should be post your favorite Seinfeld clips


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 6 years ago '04        #18
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The Human Fund
"Money for people"
 6 years ago '05        #19
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I never seen that clown sh*t.
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