15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook

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 6 years ago '04        #1
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ItAlY2BkLyN 238 heat pts238
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15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook
 

 
1. Take pictures of their feet.

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This is what our feet look like!

2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work day today and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK.

3. Thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting right next to them.

4. Complain about bad service at restaurants. “Never eating at Applebee’s AGAIN!”

5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Brintney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! Love YOU GIRLS!!

6. Take pictures wearing a lot of makeup and looking really preppy while simultaneously making a “hard” facial expression and holding up what they consider to be a gangster sign. Potential caption: ‘Straight thuggin.’

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We're hard!!!

7. Take pictures of undeserving food.

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I effing love oatmeal!!! Mmmmmmm.

8. Make their status the song lyrics of any Kings of Leon Song.

9. Take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really?

10. Write angry letters to companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dears.lutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants..), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!)

11. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. “Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and stab YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.”

12. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.”

13. Express their distaste for facebook on facebook and threaten to leave facebook to their facebook friends.

14. Ask seemingly rhetorical questions. “It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year olds, right?”

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15. Write a status in another language. Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!

Love,

Mary. A white girl on facebook, guilty of most of these things.



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97 comments for "15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook"

 6 years ago '10        #2
vuser88 28 heat pts28
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yes.lol
 12-07-2011, 12:00 PM         #3
KRiSH 
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why do the feet thing tho

and this is 100% true i just checked my facebook and all them bi*ches doing atelast one of those and sometimes 2 in the same status!
 6 years ago '07        #4
keithbm1111 97 heat pts97
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at everything..i see it way too often. cant stand it


the WORST thigns ever (sadly i see this one guy do it alllll the time, pisses me the fu*k off) are letters

"dear _____

blah blah blah .....etc...

sincerely/love/with love,

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i can not fu*kng stand those
 6 years ago '10        #5
Delbert Mengel 28 heat pts28
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 KRiSH said:
why do the feet thing tho

and this is 100% true i just checked my facebook and all them bi*ches doing atelast one of those and sometimes 2 in the same status!
can't say i've seen that one.
 12-07-2011, 01:57 PM         #6
pabloescobarjr 
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Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.”


 6 years ago '04        #7
GodsFavorite 101 heat pts101
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#14 is the worst. so obnoxious
 6 years ago '06        #8
Sammyboi22 
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These are funny. But whys it gotta be a race thing. If I posted my news feed you guys would have a fu*king field day with that sh*t. White/black/brown these people are idiots.
 6 years ago '04        #9
biscuit 66 heat pts66
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This sh*t is laughs! I guess white girls that are friends on my facebook would say all I do is update about football and share stories from my blog... It's all good though...
 6 years ago '11        #10
Nique210 
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I've actually seen most of the things on that list, except the feet thing. Number #11 to me is the worst though. If you have a problem with someone just talk it out with them, instead of airing your dirty laundry on facebook.
 6 years ago '05        #11
THEINFAMOUS 19 heat pts19
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2/3/5/11/12/13 Black chicks do this sh*t too
 6 years ago '05        #12
mikesaimname 4 heat pts
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you forgot.... "so stressed"
 6 years ago '07        #13
Damagegadget 492 heat pts492
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I can interchange any "color" of race in these types of things and they all hold true...except... #6 sorry but even a preppy ace black mami is going to remain preppy 24/7
 6 years ago '04        #14
Mourad 5 heat pts
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And on Twitter ?
 6 years ago '08        #15
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I was gonna come in here and call bullsh*t...but all of these are true
 12-07-2011, 03:20 PM         #16
BooHaggle McGee 
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 M said:
I was gonna come in here and call bullsh*t...but all of these are true

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 6 years ago '10        #17
Beach Bum 51 heat pts51
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 Damagegadget said:
I can interchange any "color" of race in these types of things and they all hold true...except... #6 sorry but even a preppy ace black mami is going to remain preppy 24/7
COSIGN...it aint as much as a race thing as much as it is a social thing.
 6 years ago '06        #18
Sammyboi22 
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^^^ Take that fu*king avy down M. sh*ts disgusting. Looks like a fu*king viking.
 6 years ago '05        #19
Krazie 134 heat pts134
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A lot of these are just GIRLS in general, not just white girls

#10 pisses me off though
 6 years ago '04        #20
LordBlanco|M 50 heat pts50
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well this article isn't racist.....

what's next? Black folk and twitter? or hispanics and myspace?



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