15 Dumbest Ways To Smuggle Drugs

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With A Catapult
In 2011, Mexican narco-geniuses apparently beat us in the race to develop the most innovative drug smuggling technology when they created and utilized the "Weed Catapult." Video from the Department of Homeland Security caught three men operating the device, which seemed to be capable of launching about 4 pounds of marijuana at a time over a border fence south of Arizona. The catapult and 45 pounds of marijuana was seized by border agents, but no one was arrested.

In A Melon
Two women were spotted on a surveillance camera dropping off a bag of food intended for inmates at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center in Wenatchee, WA last February. Inside the shopping bag was a melon. Inside the melon was a bag full of Oxycodone pills. No arrests were made.


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In Your Stomach
Art Taylor, pictured, of Framingham, MA was arrested last December after he allegedly swallowed a bag of cocaine in an attempt to hide it from officers after he was pulled over. In a small victory for cocaine baggie swallowers world wide, Taylor was not charged with possession of drugs. He did manage to walk away with a sweet door prize of a.ssault and battery, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, not using a turn signal and failure to produce license and registration charges.

In Your v*gina
When 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was taken into custody by police after a car accident this March, investigators in Pennsylvania suspected she may have been involved in a recent robbery. After a routine search turned up three bags of heroin in her coat, she later admitted that she had "hidden more heroin in her v*gina." A cavity search later located "up to 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22," according to the criminal complaint.

In Your Bible
Edward Lee Williams, 17, was being booked into a detention center in Monroe, LA last summer when security officials noticed his "Extreme Faith" contemporary Bible. As they later told police, when they fanned through the pages, they found a piece of notebook paper containing six rocks of cocaine. Records did not mention which bible passage the drugs were found on, but we'd like to think it was Samuel 1:17:48, which discusses the potential perils of slinging rocks.


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In Your Child's Diaper
David Shepard, 23, pictured, was arrested and charged last September in Waco, TX after a local day care center called police to let them know that they had just located a small baggie of marijuana in the diaper of Mr. Shepard's one-year-old baby. This left police with two options, either he was a terrible drug smuggler, or wasn't feeding his child properly. Both are frowned on by the law.

Dropped Onto A Stranger's House
Several homeowners near the town of Greenville, TX were surprised to hear loud thumps on their roofs on a July morning in 2010. They were even more surprised to find out that the noises were caused by large duffel bags of high-grade, hydroponic marijuana falling from the sky. A single engine plane carrying two more bags of the substance was found abandoned in a field close to a nearby airport. Was it a frustrated dealer? Or was it the marijuana faerie? The world may never know.


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In A Box With Your Name On It
Rebekah Michal Tracht-Kader, pictured, was pulled over in Holiday, FL for driving through a stop sign last year, and according to sheriff's deputies, she reeked of alcohol and marijuana. When officers searched her car they say they found a green plastic box labeled "Rebekah's pot." Any guesses what was in it? (Hint: it wasn't cookware.)

In Your Mouth
18-year-old Jamie L. Salonen of Sheboygan, WI was in a car that was pulled over in 2009 and the officer noticed she had "green material" around her mouth and lips. According to the complaint, she seemed surprised that she was being arrested, saying " I only ate some weed, officer." Um, that's illegal too.

In A Way-Overpacked Light Plane
In 2008, a pilot of an "ultralight" plane crashed southwest of Tucson. Federal officials suspect that the plane's cargo, over 350 pounds of marijuana, caused the pilot to clip some electrical lines, causing the crash. Ironically, it seems the pilot, who survived the crash, had all that marijuana, yet still was unable to get high enough to avoid his fate.


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In Your Butt
According to local authorities, Clarell Jamar Colbert, 19, pictured, was arrested in Florida for possession of crack cocaine. The man had allegedly hidden a vial of the drug in his buttocks. A drug-sniffing dog discovered the hidden contraband after noting a "narcotic odor" coming from the man's posterior.


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Inside Something Else That Is Also Illegal
40-year-old Martin Ortega Perez, pictured, was pulled over last February by Tehama County, CA police deputies, and they allegedly found an open beer in his vehicle. After pouring the alcoholic beverage out by the roadside, a methamphetamine pipe fell out of the beer bottle.

Inside A Dog Toy
During a routine traffic stop, an Oregon sheriff's deputy saw a sock fly out the window of a pick-up truck he had pulled over. According to the deputy, the driver and his dog, a pit bull mix, had been playing a game of "tug of war" with a sock full of marijuana and hashish. The dog won the game, tossing the sock out onto the street. The owner lost the game and soon after, his freedom.


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First in your rectum, then in your mouth, then in your son's mouth
Donald Curtis Denney, 56, pictured, and his son the "Hard Hat Bandit" had been plotting a rather sick exchange over a monitored phone line for months according to police.The father had planned to hide a golf ball sized portion of black tar heroin in his rectum, transfer it to his mouth and then attempt to pass the narcotics to his son via mouth kiss.Whoh.

In Powdered Soup Packets
Jose Acevedo, a 41-year-old Pennsylvania man, was stopped by customs officers after a trip to El Salvador in June of 2010. A drug sniffing dog was particularly interested in the packets of dried chicken soup, which when opened, revealed not only the information that the dog was not simply hungry for chicken soup, but just over four pounds of cocaine. According to the police, some of the cocaine still had rice in it.


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13 comments for "15 Dumbest Ways To Smuggle Drugs"

 6 years ago '11        #2
knuckleHeads2 
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in your stomach/ in your butt is quite common
 6 years ago '10        #3
Delbert Mengel 28 heat pts28
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51.22 in her v*gina lol
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A cavity search later located "up to 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22," according to the criminal complaint.
This chick must have a hallway for a pus*y
 6 years ago '11        #5
Brandn 1 heat pts
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ROFL! I live in Waco, TX and this guy tried to hide it in his babies diaper? *SMH*
 6 years ago '06        #6
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Lol what ppl will do with drugs
 12-07-2011, 09:13 AM         #7
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 DelbertMengel said:
51.22 in her v*gina lol
Lol at her stuffing the change in there too
 12-07-2011, 09:22 AM         #8
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fu*k n*gga i wish someone would drop a duffel bag of piff on my roof
 6 years ago '08        #9
Nut-In-Honeys 10 heat pts10
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No Damon Stoudemire?


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A marijuana possession case against Damon Stoudamire that I a.ssumed had been handled years ago was dismissed on Friday. Stoudamire was put in the dumb crook hall of fame in July 2003 when he allegedly attempted to walk through the Tuscon airport metal detectors with a half-ounce of the ooowweee wrapped in aluminum foil. It looks like Damon gets the last laugh though because the state of Arizona has thrown in the towel after four and a half years.



 6 years ago '04        #10
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4 keys wrapped around your body with duct tape sprayed with anti dog spray source; locked up abroad
 6 years ago '07        #11
Deniro732 10 heat pts10
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@ all of these..some muthafu*kas are just too damn dumb
 6 years ago '08        #12
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All these muthafu*kas would've been successful if they had at least looked somewhat like a normal person and not a fu*kin crackhead.
 6 years ago '06        #13
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all of that sh*t worked once before
 12-07-2011, 12:35 PM         #14
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 Nut-In-Honeys said:
No Damon Stoudemire?


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A marijuana possession case against Damon Stoudamire that I a.ssumed had been handled years ago was dismissed on Friday. Stoudamire was put in the dumb crook hall of fame in July 2003 when he allegedly attempted to walk through the Tuscon airport metal detectors with a half-ounce of the ooowweee wrapped in aluminum foil. It looks like Damon gets the last laugh though because the state of Arizona has thrown in the towel after four and a half years.



LOL wow that's pretty dumb to try and go through the metal detector w/ the weed in ALUMINUM foil... Didn't police also find a large amount of weed in his house while investigating a burglary? Think those chrarges got dropped too...
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