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 11-19-2011, 09:30 AM         #1
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FIVE things that BRAND NEW rappers can learn from mac miller
 

 
Blue Slide Park is one of the best releases of this year. Mac Miller, my boy, you did it. without a major label backing you or a major artist selling one of his subpar verses jus so u can say he's on your album. Mac Miller has finally acheived what we like to call greatness. Only a select few have been around to glance at the plateaus Mac Miller presently soars over now. Mac Miller changed the whole entire game. Peep how this n*gga did it




5 things new rappers should do to be the man.

1.Be White

Eminem would've sold half if he was black. Mac Miller knows this, and instead of feeling handicapped by his lack of melanin, he used his ability to blend in with marshmallows to blend in with the hearts of many Americans who wish to live the dream of fu*king bi*ches and being rich while rapping. White boys love to think they are rappers, but don't have a role model to look up at besides Marshall and the INFORMER LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN guy. He filled that role. He conquered it, and as long as your white, you can enjoy the successes Mac Miller has relished in for so long. If your more than three quarters of African descent, im sorry but the only thing you guys can look forward to is going to jail and rapping about going to jail, or selling drugs and rapping about selling drugs, and shooting n*ggas and rapping about shooting n*ggas. Black people are too busy running from the law than to run to target and grab that 7.99 special.


2.Act White

While a strong, successful, and confident black man is often look upon as an innovator or an icon amongst the black youth, they can only dream to fill his shoes as they buy Jordan sneakers with drug money. Mac Miller's dream was destined to come true with one rule in place, to never forget where he can from. Instead of grabbing a chain, he grabbed the red cup. Instead of grabbing the strap, he grabbed the pong ball. Instead of "fu*king with his real n*ggas", he "bros out with the bros". He eats hot dogs at barbecues and smokes weed while his parents are at work. The American public embraced him. In fact, he is the true image of an American. Instead of the bald eagle, Mac Miller should be the mascot of our glorious nation.


3. Talk about Smoking Marijuana

Nothing is more "Bro-Worthy" than having your white friend hook you up with some "Killer Dank". While listening to Mac Miller, you realize that this "High Grade Exotic" reefer is the best weed you ever smoked in your life. Nope, it wasn't laced with crack like the 8th your black friend Rome sold you 2 years ago. He was listening to lil boosie at the time though, but thats a different story. Mac Miller brings people together with his love of canibus... i mean cannabis. That just makes him a much more enjoyable person to be around, wouldn't you say? He sounds like that guy Dennis from upstairs at your campus right. Dude is cool as hell, right? fu*king right he is, and Mac Miller is too. Both of you share the same hobby of getting toasted, so why not hang out with him one day. Or be the tubular white boy who raps about weed. Skip the middle man.


4. Be Able To Rap

Yea, it helps to know a couple of witty lines, and have dope beats to flow on. Its not that important, really.


5. Have White Fans

When you have white fans, that's when you finally learn the true meaning of success. When you can relate to white people on such a level that they will have all of their extra curricular and illegal activities a.ssociated with the act of listening to Mac Miller. White people are proud to have someone like Mac Miller on their team. Mac Miller is easily the most relatable artist of all time, as most of his fans are white, living off his parents, and getting high all day. Money is not a problem either, as they buy his CD's and iTunes singles, as well as paying for tickets to see Mac Miller bro-out live, right in front of their beautiful blue eyes. Black rappers love their white fans as well, but cannot fill stadiums with the Caucasions. White fans will offer their bi*ches to you, just for an autograph. White fans will do anything for you.
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46 comments for "FIVE things that BRAND NEW rappers can learn from mac miller"

 7 years ago '04        #2
Aesop730 14 heat pts14
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If it aint white , it aint right ... lol
 11-19-2011, 09:38 AM         #3
TXChainsaw  OP
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 Aesop730 said:
If it aint white , it aint right ... lol
your on the road to success lad
 11-19-2011, 09:42 AM         #4
Sam Rothstein  OP
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Didn't read the details, but these points seem valid. I wonder what hip-hop will look like 10 years from now. The black man never even had a chance.
 11-19-2011, 09:52 AM         #5
Ca$h Out  OP
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White is right...
 7 years ago '10        #6
Ant McQueen 17 heat pts17
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No wonder I haven't been getting ahead. My skin has been holding me back.. SMH. * runs to go bleach my skin *
 7 years ago '05        #7
Garnet & Gold 42 heat pts42
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"Blue Slide Park is one of the best releases of this year."

Stopped reading.
 7 years ago '05        #8
Da Gooneyz 5 heat pts
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This article is god awful truth. Props.
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mlim420 29 heat pts29
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 *eckounltd1972* said:
"Blue Slide Park is one of the best releases of this year."

Stopped reading.
me too
 7 years ago '11        #10
Joseph 13 heat pts13
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hilarious
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Space 2020 14 heat pts14
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Jews are the future. Always have been.
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spittapilottalk 44 heat pts44
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 *eckounltd1972* said:
"Blue Slide Park is one of the best releases of this year."

Stopped reading.
99% sure it was sarcasm after reading the rest of the article
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TorontoYG 25 heat pts25
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so this is what vybz kartel been trying to do the hole time ???
 11-19-2011, 12:09 PM         #14
MasterMind715  OP
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Has this site display changed for anyone else?


The site look worse or did I click on something?
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Garnet & Gold 42 heat pts42
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 spittapilottalk said:
99% sure it was sarcasm after reading the rest of the article
Guess I'll never find out.
 11-20-2011, 08:32 AM         #16
fiddy01604  OP
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 TXChainsaw said:
without a major label backing
Really? He had secret backing from Atlantic records. Theres no way this garbage punk could do more numbers than tech n9ne if he was legit independent
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 TorontoYG said:
so this is what vybz kartel been trying to do the hole time ???
 11-20-2011, 08:52 AM         #18
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6. Be Young
7. Like Having a Good Time
8. Like Being Young, and Having a Good Time
9. Just be a young suburban kid who loves hip hop, he's not trying to be anything he's not, and he's out smoking good smoke and fu*king bad hos while you're just hating on Boxden, most dope!
10. Have a token black manservant to carry around your boombox in your sh*tty youtube videos that your dad pays for
11. Make funny faces
12. Get sh*tty tattoos
13. Dress like a Herb
14. Make funny faces, while dressing like a herb in such a way as to show your sh*tty tattoos
15. be white
16. be Wiz Khalifa's little homey
17. be white


there i expanded the list
 11-20-2011, 08:54 AM         #19
TXChainsaw  OP
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 Slickems said:
6. Be Young
7. Like Having a Good Time
8. Like Being Young, and Having a Good Time
9. Just be a young suburban kid who loves hip hop, he's not trying to be anything he's not, and he's out smoking good smoke and fu*king bad hos while you're just hating on Boxden, most dope!
10. Have a token black manservant to carry around your boombox in your sh*tty youtube videos that your dad pays for
11. Make funny faces
12. Get sh*tty tattoos
13. Dress like a Herb
14. Make funny faces, while dressing like a herb in such a way as to show your sh*tty tattoos
15. be white
16. be Wiz Khalifa's little homey
17. be white
18. be white


there i expanded the list
*fixed
 11-20-2011, 08:55 AM         #20
TXChainsaw  OP
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 fiddy01604 said:
Really? He had secret backing from Atlantic records. Theres no way this garbage punk could do more numbers than tech n9ne if he was legit independent
youre a hater tho.

u mad cause Mac Miller fu*ked ur bi*ches
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