Chuck Norris Poses With The Cast On 'The Expendables 2' Set

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 7 years ago '05        #61
bullack86 34 heat pts34
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 YoungFly said:
chuck norris aint about that life, old head a.ss norris going to break a hip fu*kin wit ya boy.
Stfu! I'm black and my family used to watch Walker as a family thing. WTF does race have to do with this?! Like our race is the only "relevant" race on earth.

Chuck Norris>your life..
 7 years ago '09        #62
kingstown04 1 heat pts
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 s3xafication said:
shut up sissy


chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
 7 years ago '08        #63
iPunish901 12 heat pts12
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this thread has my side hurting
 10-24-2011, 09:03 PM         #64
Cheeze 
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 NO RELIGION said:
in before gay a.ss Chuck norris jokes



wait

your motto appears to be "i like to be different and try to stand out otherwise no one knows who I am or gives a sh*t what I think"
 7 years ago '06        #65
RAZAH CUTS 6066 heat pts6066
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who's gonna watch that sh*tty a.ss sh*t?

didn't even look at the first one...
 7 years ago '07        #66
SCRIP1ONER 4 heat pts
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We now know this beverage as Red Bull.

The boogy man looks under his bed at night to make sure chuck norris isn't under there


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 7 years ago '06        #67
coolio 57 heat pts57
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Chuck Norris attended North Torrance High School from its inception in September, 1955 until his graduation in June, 1958.
 7 years ago '06        #68
Isiah61 8 heat pts
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fu*k Chuck Norris. I can't wait for this movie.
 7 years ago '08        #69
The N 538 heat pts538
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he better be in this movie and where is Jackie Chan
 7 years ago '06        #70
Storchaveli 96 heat pts96
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Chuck Norris once deleted the Recycle Bin.
 7 years ago '10        #71
SoFresh170 28 heat pts28
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 white-chocolate said:
haha did Texas Ranger really kick off all these jokes about him?
i've never really understood where it all started
i been asking this for years

ya n*ggas had me in my living room like just at these chuck norris jokes
 7 years ago '05        #72
dEtroitJUNKIE 
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if chuck Norris is late then time better slow the fu*k down.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

chuck Norris doesn't eat, he kicks a.ss till he's full
 7 years ago '06        #73
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once shot someone......with a knife

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
 7 years ago '07        #74
Jayceon 498 heat pts498
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 wheezyfbaby said:
Chuck Norris beat cancer with his bare hands.
 Rico23 said:
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes
 Mr.Heismen said:
chuck norris daughter lost her virginity so he went and got it back
 Mr.Smoke-A-Lot said:
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Only problem is Chuck Norris never cries.
 Rico23 said:
chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone
 RedLight said:
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories


 Lupe Hunter said:
"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
 HarbingerOfSwag said:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
 GREAT1NE said:
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...Water gets Chuck Norris'd
 Esdot said:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can speak braille
 Storchaveli said:
Chuck Norris once deleted the Recycle Bin.


 7 years ago '04        #75
J-Stylez 
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Chuck Norris says Pimpin' is easy!
 7 years ago '09        #76
ketamine18 2 heat pts
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chuck norris crushes up AOL cd's for sundae toppings
 7 years ago '10        #77
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@ all these Chuck Norris Jokes

chuck norris went to a burger king and got a big mac
^^^Had to tweet this one had me :rofl2:
 7 years ago '10        #78
Billy Hoyle 
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chuck norris dares his heart to attack him
 7 years ago '06        #79
Panasonic 85 heat pts85
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Chuck norris eats his drink and drinks his food

minds well get on the bandwagon lol
 7 years ago '05        #80
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chuck norris has his pencils custom made with no erasers......thats because he doesnt make mistakes..

chuck norris plays x-box 360......with a playstation controller.,
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