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 7 years ago '09        #41
ReggieA 196 heat pts196
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When Chuck Norris pees, his urine welds titanium
 7 years ago '09        #42
GREAT1NE 1 heat pts
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...Water gets Chuck Norris'd
 10-24-2011, 06:23 PM         #43
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 GREAT1NE said:
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...Water gets Chuck Norris'd
Your avy
 7 years ago '09        #44
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chuck norris is the only man on earth who can sh*t on the ceiling.
 10-24-2011, 06:28 PM         #45
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chuck norris.
 7 years ago '10        #46
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can speak braille
 7 years ago '06        #48
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Chuck norris was originally casted in the movie ghost but the demons never showed up to take his soul.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

Chick Norris had a role in star wars.... He was the force
 7 years ago '09        #49
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 Joehook said:
as a hispanic man, i never understood all this Jay-z crap. Black people pick some random people to put on a pedestal. i'd slap the fu*k out of Jay-Z.4

See what i did there fu*k-boy? 95% of the time, its a blk kid that wants to bring race into any topic (like no blk kids grew up watching Chuck norris movies)
all black people LOVE to pull race cards.


chuck norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.
 10-24-2011, 06:58 PM         #50
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 Perplexity said:
As a Latino man, shut the fu*k up
the dude just said as a Black man he didn't understood the hype of chuck norris I don't either and im black
 10-24-2011, 06:59 PM         #51
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 AI34Life said:
all black people LOVE to pull race cards.


chuck norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.
shut up sissy


chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
 7 years ago '07        #52
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 MochaWhitey said:
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
 7 years ago '09        #53
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I knew this thread would be filled with these Chuck Norris, iv seen a lot of them on the site thats filled with them but there were a few good new ones i hadnt seen

Cant believe some idiot could bring the race card out in a thread like this, people are d!ckheads end of story
 7 years ago '04        #54
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 YoungFly said:
as a black man, i never understood all this chuck norris crap. white people pick some random people to put on a pedestal. i'd slap the fu*k out of chuck norris.
nah chuck norris would k!ll you in a matter of seconds. no joke. like you have NO idea how to f!ght, and he basically wrote the book. bruce lees spar partner of choice was chuck norris. i dont need to tell you how many belts and awards the guy has, but id love to see you try to fu*k him up swinging around like a girl.
 7 years ago '09        #55
BKTerror45 20 heat pts20
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at the chuck norris jokes
 7 years ago '04        #56
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Thank you based norris.....
 7 years ago '04        #57
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 YoungFly said:
i bake his cake wit the quickness, then shave his beard.
youd suck his d!ck with the quickness

edit: billy blanks would fu*k your a.ss up homeboy
 7 years ago '07        #58
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it was a black dude who put me onto these jokes a few years ago yet theres people saying they dont understand em cause theyre black?are they too complicated for you?
 7 years ago '05        #59
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haha did Texas Ranger really kick off all these jokes about him?
i've never really understood where it all started
 7 years ago '09        #60
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 haterade2885 said:
nah chuck norris would k!ll you in a matter of seconds. no joke. like you have NO idea how to f!ght, and he basically wrote the book. bruce lees spar partner of choice was chuck norris. i dont need to tell you how many belts and awards the guy has, but id love to see you try to fu*k him up swinging around like a girl.


While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest sh*t known to man. That sh*t is now France.
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