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The Big Ghostface Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story
 

 
The Big Ghost Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story


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Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Volcano Hands aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps nahmean! Word up the Hands of Zeus is in the buildin. Lotta n*ggas been askin the god "Ayo Thor Molecules when you gon review that Memphis Cole joint?" Aint like the god was frontin but a n*gga been mad busy namsayin so we hadda put that sh*t on ice while Riggatone handled that other sh*t nahmean. But Im pretty sure ey'body hadda chance to illegally download that sh*t by now so lets get this sh*t poppin b. First off young Eeyore lookin like some n*gga jus snatched his balloon animals from him on this cover yo. That sh*t need to be addressed rite now son. Jermaine lookin like he jus got violated in the showers n he tryin to figure out a way to explain it to his girl. Im sayin yo...is this n*gga capable of a facial expression that dont make him look like a victim son?




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Cmon Jermaine...you spose to be celebratin the fact that Jiggaman lettin you drop ya album finally yo! Nah he aint takin you on tour wit him n Yeezy but you can still sell some merch on ya own tour baby pa. n*ggas can stop askin why a dude who aint got no album is doin a muthafu*kin 65 date world tour like he Bono or some sh*t now yo! Whatever tho son...lets get this sh*t started b...


1. Intro - Son jus explainin to a couple n*ggas how he wanna tell the story of the day he got signed...instead he spits a couple bars tho. Lotta dope albums got dope intros...sometimes its skits...sometimes its jus n*ggas buildin n talkin sh*t....Amerikkkas Most Wanted, Ready To Die, The Chronic, Illmatic, The Dynnasty, Cuban Linx....Lotta classic joints yo. Word.....this aint like those.

2. Dollar and a Dream III - This beat sounds like Puffy circa Life After death was in the studio wit his toothpick in his mouth tellin n*ggas to "put more cinematic on it" while n*ggas looked at each other shakin they heads n sh*t namsayin. Word...the little homie Jermaine got his Nashiem Myrick n Carlos Broady on. But instead a spittin some gutter a.ss tales bout robbin n*ggas or clappin n*ggas kids by accident...son jus doin what HE be doin best namsayin. Which is cool nahmean....but this n*gga jus gettin his Eeyore on again b. Aint much here that this n*gga can tell us that he aint already weeped bout before son. We get it n*gga...you was unsigned...n now you signed. Word...dreams really do come true n n*ggas shouldnta doubted ya a.ss.... Son always gotta squeeze in AT LEAST one lame bar tho. On this joint its "boy you cant outsmart me....I make you fee like you the sh*t, but boy you cant out-fart me"

3. Cant Get Enough (ft Trey Songz) - This sh*t sounds like the n*gga hopped in his time machine n copped a beat that Twista aint wanna pay Kanye for in 2003 yo. This muthafu*ka sound dated as fu*k son. I was almost expectin this n*gga to start rhymin bout poppin tags n sh*t. But I aint really mad at this joint. It is what it is yo. Lame bar (that ey'body at his shows gon scream when the music stops n he points the mic at the crowd): "I love when you give me heeeeaaaaad...I hate when you give me headaches"

4. Lights Please - Ayo when this beat started the god was thinkin "Word...... . NOWTHISWHATTHEfu*kUMMTALMBOUT!" Son...a n*gga was thinkin the intro to the joint was dope as sh*t...like this bout to be a problem namsayin. One minute in n this n*gga still rhymin over the intro...the beat aint change yet or nothin...cool. Guess the little n*gga tryin to make a point...BUT NAH...the hook comes in n the muthafu*kin beat still sound like the intro son (by the way yo....you kno how all the hooks Drizzy be croonin sound like he makin em up as he go? Word...it sound kinda like this n*gga gettin his Drake on here forreal yo...except son dont be hittin those bi*ch notes as much) Lame bar: "Laid a n*gga down proper like she was recordin tracks"


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5. Interlude - This n*gga interruptin his album to finish off the story from his intro namsayin....the one n*ggas probably already forgot bout n sh*t. Personally I feel like son jus wanted to be on some "oh by the way sh*t" n mention that he had to pay the price for "drivin dirty" one time....wit no license nahmean. Eventually yo...the law caught up to the little n*gga n he went to jail b....for the nite.

6. Sideline Story - This beat kinda cool....feels like some sh*t where you might be in a nice restaurant eatiin some lobster tails or some scampi or primavera type joint n listenin to some sh*t like that namsayin... n then some unsigned random n*gga grabs the mic n starts spittin his bars or whatever. The hook sounds like some sh*t Drake mighta left on sons voicemail again. Lame bar: "my hooks can knock Rocky out" Smh...swear Grandmaster Caz probably came up wit that one in like '82 n then crumpled that sh*t up into a paper ball n came wit some better sh*t yo.

7. Mr Nice Watch (ft Jay-Z) Oh sh*t par....its that Jay feature that almost became sons 905th L in 3 years when Hovi aint give this n*gga a 16 til the day sh*t was bout to get mastered yo. Too bad he jumped on a track that sounds like some sh*t that a Timbaland stan from like Croatia or Qatar or some sh*t laced in his bedroom son. The hook is pure muthafu*kin struggle my n*gga...I aint even gon get into it yo. Somebody tell this n*gga he dont gotta croon on ALL these joints tho b. Jiggaman gave this n*gga one a his "Oh its for Bleek's joint? Aight here ya go" verses. Jay knows when he in danger of gettin renegaded....n that sh*t wasnt gon be happenin here son. Son couldnta renegaded Lil Boosie on this sh*t b. Word is bond son. Lame bar: "I rap like its Christmas Eve" ....Cmon Jermaine.

8. Cole World - This beat got more of that same Euro n*gga swag that the last joint had. Its cool if n*ggas wanna get on some international sh*t n show some variety or some culture b....but this beat kinda a.ss yo. This sounds like some sh*t that muthafu*kas in Moscow be doin Russian kicks to....like you gotta be splashin 180 proof vodka on slave bi*ches n rockin a bear skin coat wit the head still on it to really appreciate sh*t like this son. Then this n*gga get on some Borat sh*t durin the hook when he singin "Got a hundred fifty bi*ches in the club starin' at me/ How that feel? Very happy!" Yall listen to this sh*t tho..."How that feel? VERY HAPPY". Son...thats some "no speaky inglish" type sh*t yo. This joint starts out wit the line "it took me all day to find some inspiration"...ayo maybe you shoulda put it back where you found it son. Cos apparently you found that sh*t in the back of a gypsy caravan or some sh*t b. You want lame bars tho? Son be spittin darts like "See my man Nate, asked me if I gained weight/ I said nah, my pockets got fatter, that's all", "I got the type of sh*t that make a hater say sorry" n "bi*ch, I made this in the crib, watchin' Belly/ eatin' peanut butter jelly, what the fu*k can n*ggas tell me?" n all kindsa dogsh*t bars...take ya pick yo. Its like a wackass bars smorgasbord on this sh*t b.

9. In The Morning (ft The Kitten Whisperer) - Damn son....you kno the album aint really goin rite for a n*gga when you relieved to hear the Drizzy joint nahmean. Still think this beat is dope...which kinda makes sense namsayin since this joint one a the only ones that Jermaine aint produce by hisself. Word is bond yo...this n*gga gave all his best beats away to muthafu*kas like Kendrick (see HiiiPoWeR) n XV (peep Smallville) namsayin. Kinda forgot that Aubrey sounds like a rapist on this sh*t tho nahmean. I think the n*gga talmbout how he use to fu*k horses when he was a kid in his verse or some sh*t son. N even tho Young Angel droppin bars bout ridin stallions n shootin lotion outta his finger tips... this little n*gga Cole aka L-ton John STILL gon find a way to squeeze in the lamest bar on this sh*t wit "no strings attached, like a cordless phone" Son...when was the last time you seen a phone that DID have a cord yo? You write this verse in 1987 g? Cmon son...its 2011 yo. Cordless phones? That sh*ts like sayin "word...I got these condoms that aint made outta lamb intestines son" or "word....I gotta TV that aint black n white at my crib namsayin" or "word....I like broads who dont got mustaches or d!cks yo". Stop it Jermaine...

10. Lost Ones - First off yo...this sh*t got pretty much the same drumbeat as the Lights Out joint...which really be drivin home that point that son been runnin outta ideas for beats a long a.ss time now yo. But SON...on a album full of bi*chified lotiony hooks...this sh*t might actually be the the lotioniest n bi*chifiedest hook of them all yo... "I aint too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes...I cry sometimes about it...."


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Son...is you fu*kin serious? sh*t gets even more bi*ched out when the n*gga starts spittin from the perspective of a pregnant broad for the whole second verse. "I let you hit it raw muthafu*ka...now Im pregnant". Word...mad n*ggas is gon be spittin along to that sh*t b. Nas dont even get away wit doin sh*t like that son...

11. Nobody's Perfect (Ft Missy Elliot) - I aint mad at this beat...sh*t is actually cool for some R&B n*gga sh*t. Plus Missy took it back yo. This still jus some sh*t for broads that eat ice cream under the covers n keep candy bars in they glove box...but its cool for what it is yo. The little homie Jermaine aint forget to spit some more lame bars on this sh*t tho. Word yo...the lamest one gotta be "Cole heatin up like that leftover lasagna" ....wow. The hood probably gon love that one yo...."YO YOU HEAR WHAT THIS n*gga JUS SAID SLIME?? HE HEATIN UP....LIKE LEFTOVER LASAGNA n*gga!!! DAMN YO!!! REWIND THAT BACK SLIME!!!

12. Never Told - This some Captain Save A Hoe sh*t son. Theres a skit in the middle bout a young Jermaine learnin how to be a man. Apparently son use to sound like a little broad when he was young tho...couldnt make it to the end of this one b. NO.I.D. gave the n*gga a throwaway beat too. Lamest bar: "Cause Wolverine's depressing, don't wanna be your ex-man"

13. Rise And Shine - Son saved his best beat for damn near the end of the album yo. Either way tho...son hooked up a ferocious track to go hammer on son.....before he lames out on the hook n sings some wack sh*t again. This song is like a dime broad witta 5 inch ortho shoe on b. Too bad son... Dont think that son forgot to spit some wackness on this sh*t too yo. Lamest bar: "These words Im recordin got me ballin....Jordan".

14. God's Gift - This the joint son was hopin Jay would jump on. sh*ts definitely better than that Nice Watch eurotrash sh*t he did end up jumpin on tho. Son referencin Jay n talmbout "on to the blueprint" but Jay was like "Nah". So disrespectful Hovi....Of course son gotta squeeze in another wack a.ss made up as he go hook torn straight outta the book of Aubrey nahmean. Lamest bars: "pus*y my passion / Man I just can’t help it,I see a cookie, I grab one"

15. Breakdown - The drums by theyselves on the intro sound like some bullsh*t yo. sh*t be soundin cheap as fu*k son. Sounds like some sh*t a n*ggas moms would tap out while she fu*kin witta n*ggas MPC in his room. Once the music kicks in its aight tho. Rite out the gate yo...son spits "I just shed tears homie and now I aint too proud to admit it"...we get it son. You aint ashamed to cry...stop all that sad face purple donkey sh*t already par. The song aint horrible...but I dont kno what n*gga would end they album witta joint like this one. Lamest bars: "Thought I was brighter than a Polo sweater / No pops.... was like Martin with no Coretta"


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Bonus Tracks:

I aint really kno which joints is officially on his sh*t but these muthafu*kas is summa the bonus tracks I got on my version yo....

Workout - The first official single off this sh*t jus became a bonus track yo. Truth be told...this joint was cool for what it was. The video was another story tho son...that sh*t looked like son got the director who use to do sh*t for TLC on they first album b. That sh*t musta costed Roc Nation like$300 yo. Jay probably drops more on socks than what he givin this n*gga for his video budget b. I fu*ks wit this sh*t...like it aint my favorite sh*t or nothin b...but I dont hate it like that. But when son starts gettin his Paula Abdul on its time for the skip button.

Nothing Lasts Forever - More sh*t for broads who aint got no self esteem n n*ggas who stay twistin Nuvo caps off n sippin Shirley Temples at the club. Its a cool joint but son spittin some serious snore darts on this one b.

Daddy's Little Girl - The beat cool...in a "n*gga who jus learned how to use Reason" kinda way. But the hook so light in the a.ss that my muthafu*kin iPod started floatin round the room while I was playin this sh*t b. You can put a black coffee in front of the speakers n that sh*t gon have 5 sugars in it by the end of the song par. This sh*t softer than chinchilla bellies yo. You could pollinate your flower garden wit this sh*t b. This n*ggas dignity tank is on E when it comes to these hooks son...but whatever yo.

Who Dat - Aka the original first single flop....Only good thing I can say bout this sh*t is he aint really spit any lazy a.ss bars like he did all over his album yo. He barely gettin his songstress on on this shir too yo. Son shoulda spent more than 4 seconds comin up wit the hook for this muthafu*ka tho son.

Cheer Up - I dont even kno if this joint is really a bonus track forreal yo...n I aint heard it...but thats a funny a.ss song title comin from this n*gga b.


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105 comments for "The Big Ghostface Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story"

 6 years ago '05        #2
Gremlin 1095 heat pts1095 OP
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Thats bout it fam...I aint really mad at this sh*t...but son was lazy as fu*k on this joint b. The beats...the rhymes...all that sh*t yo. I thought son woulda been savin his best sh*t for his album my n*gga. There aint really a whole lot to make this sh*t that different from his mixtapes tho son. N word is bond yo...the rap world always been divided between n*ggas who dont sound wack singin all over they joints (Pac, 50, DMX, Slick Rick, GHOSTFACE etc) n n*ggas who sound like straight bi*ches when they do namsayin (Aubrey).....Cole be fallin into that second category yo. What you gon do tho? These beige n*ggas jus love to croon on they sh*t b. But yo...I aint mad at this sh*t like that baby pa. The n*gga gettin his feet wet in the game still...its cool...broads gon more or less love this like a fat kid love cake n all that. It jus aint the gods cuppa tea namsayin. Staten n*ggas be drinkin from golden goblets b. We dont drink no Ovaltines namsayin. We drink broken glass son. n*ggas stay eatin the bark off the trees over here par. You talkin to some official titanium beard n*ggas who rock iron headbands n throw Suzuki jeeps at n*ggas for steppin on our footwear nahmean. So nah...n*ggas who got that viking blood dont be really fu*kin wit no soft a.ss sh*t like this b. But this sh*t wasnt designed for n*ggas like Tone yo...I understands that sh*t b. This sh*t was designed to tap that insecure broad demographic n sh*t par. So instead a breakin this muthafu*kas wings off Imma jus open the window n let the butterfly go back to the flower box n do his thing namsayin. Let youngin do him I guess yo...

Overall...on some generous sh*t...Imma give Eeyorematic 2.5 outta 5 Zeus Slaps yo.....or 5 Memphis Bleek durags under the fitted outta 5. Word is bond.


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 6 years ago '11        #3
King Henry 547 heat pts547
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Ghostface is a Cole fan too, so I respect his opinion.


Big Ghostface :cool-smiley-009:
 6 years ago '10        #4
Fly Elroy 321 heat pts321
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I couldn't make it far without laughing

n*gga said memphis cole
 6 years ago '10        #5
HeyCobra 7 heat pts
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eeyore sh*t made me laugh, but the review on RED had me rolling.

i still dont get why people hate the womens prospective on lost ones, but to each his own.

i was expecting to laugh more here.
 6 years ago '07        #6
Chief|m 55 heat pts55
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 6 years ago '10        #7
SoulOnIce 67 heat pts67
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First off young Eeyore lookin like some n*gga jus snatched his balloon animals from him on this cover yo

:laughing19:
 6 years ago '09        #8
Wonderwoman 2 heat pts
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As much a I love Cole and this album this review was funny as sh*t o died laughing
 6 years ago '10        #9
2TopFlite 22 heat pts22
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Yoooooo

9. In The Morning (ft The Kitten Whisperer) - Kinda forgot that Aubrey sounds like a rapist on this sh*t tho nahmean. I think the n*gga talmbout how he use to fu*k horses when he was a kid in his verse or some sh*t son. N even tho Young Angel droppin bars bout ridin stallions n shootin lotion outta his finger tips... this little n*gga Cole aka L-ton John



Daddy's Little Girl - The beat cool...in a "n*gga who jus learned how to use Reason" kinda way. But the hook so light in the a.ss that my muthafu*kin iPod started floatin round the room while I was playin this sh*t b. You can put a black coffee in front of the speakers n that sh*t gon have 5 sugars in it by the end of the song par. This sh*t softer than chinchilla bellies yo. You could pollinate your flower garden wit this sh*t b. This n*ggas dignity tank is on E when it comes to these hooks son...but whatever yo.



Staten n*ggas be drinkin from golden goblets b. We dont drink no Ovaltines namsayin. We drink broken glass son. n*ggas stay eatin the bark off the trees over here par. You talkin to some official titanium beard n*ggas who rock iron headbands n throw Suzuki jeeps at n*ggas for steppin on our footwear nahmean. So nah...n*ggas who got that viking blood dont be really fu*kin wit no soft a.ss sh*t like this b. But this sh*t wasnt designed for n*ggas like Tone yo...I understands that sh*t b. This sh*t was designed to tap that insecure broad demographic n sh*t par. So instead a breakin this muthafu*kas wings off Imma jus open the window n let the butterfly go back to the flower box n do his thing namsayin.


Overall...on some generous sh*t...Imma give Eeyorematic 2.5 outta 5 Zeus Slaps yo.....or 5 Memphis Bleek durags under the fitted outta 5. Word is bond.































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 6 years ago '07        #10
Verse 71 heat pts71
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Gone @ rating this sh*t 5 "Memphis Bleek Durags".....
 6 years ago '11        #11
King Henry 547 heat pts547
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 Hiphopknowledge said:
But I was hating on j.cole
Ghostface didn't even hate that much

You on the other hand
 6 years ago '05        #12
Martel 18 heat pts18
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How that feel? Very happy had me dying. and his in the morning review too. everything else was decent. still havent heard this album.
 6 years ago '05        #13
Da Gooneyz 5 heat pts
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The God went the fu*k in. That is all.
 6 years ago '04        #14
refuze 284 heat pts284
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lol funny a.ss review.. i still fu*k with the album tho but he's right about some of the lame a.ss bars
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"I aint too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes...I cry sometimes about it...."



some of the joints on this album are emo as sh*t but it aint like j. cole was trying to be a hard n*gga anyway. he aint built like that
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 6 years ago '06        #18
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got damn this sh*t was so funny
 6 years ago '07        #19
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I can't even finish this.
 09-27-2011, 05:55 PM         #20
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