I just got home from Taco Bell and this is some bullsh!t. I saw the t/s pic and was like
. I've never thrown on some pants and jumped in the whip so fast before in my life. I left tvs, lights, everything on at the crib because there just wasn't enough time and nothing was going to stand in my way of obtaining some of this glorious, tasty deliciousness. The entire time I'm driving to Taco Bell looking like
So I pull up to the drive-thru and I don't see it on the menu. The chick on the intercom comes on and I ask her about the Doritos taco and she's never heard of them, so now I'm like
but since I came all the way out here, let me get some tacos anyway.
So this chick starts trying to flirt with me, talking all soft and giving me compliments so now I'm
while I'm pulling up to the window to pay for my food. The window opens and a F*CK!NG
is standing there telling me the total and I recognize the voice as the chick from the intercom! When it hit me, I
and almost dropped my money on the floor.
I just say whatever and brush it off, grab my food and head back to the crib. I hit my homeboy up and told him the story and we clowned, talking about ol' boy probably made the tacos with love.
So I get to the crib and open the bag ready to eat and I'm instantly like
cuz what do I see?
THIS DUDE WROTE HIS NAME AND NUMBER ON THE DAMN NAPKIN!!
Now I'm sitting here
with no appetite.