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 7 years ago '06        #141
munie 9 heat pts
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"My lyrical format/ sounds off like gun claps/
underground, where you need flashlights and hard hats"

"I'll fist f!ght as.lut
That'll leave her mouth red like pistachio nuts
You lift the band-aid, you see RED in the cut"

"Switchin speeds like Bruce Lee/ ridin a Fuji/ in a movie/
I drop it on the one, fu*k the two-three/
Funky like a box of coochies/ on loose leaf"

Redman:cool-smiley-009:
 7 years ago '06        #142
qnz raw pusha 19 heat pts19
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"i smoke a million swisher blunts i aint never coming down" - kreayshawn

"make u disapear like hocus pocus" v-nastyy


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 7 years ago '06        #143
qnz raw pusha 19 heat pts19
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naaaa but seriously

"u would think i was a mailing company, so many hoes i fed-ex" jr writer

"thats why i never ride without a helmet these hoes'll have u pissin out pepper' llyd banks

' when i raise my left hand, u even hear no from his yesman

so much birds n fishscale u would think i work at petland' 40 cal


yea...weak.. but this just off the top gotta think of more
 7 years ago '04        #144
Big Moon Dawg 
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i make these bullets park-in-son and leave him shaking when Ali (I leave) - calicoe
 7 years ago '08        #145
Gmengfx 77 heat pts77
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(BIG L)
Ask beavis i get nothin but head


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(BIGGIE)
n*ggas is mad/ i get more buts then ashtrays


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 7 years ago '11        #146
KeithClark 10 heat pts10
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for all of those who wanna profile and pose
rock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your nosebone
you all alone in these streets, cousin
every man for theirself in this land we be gunnin'
and keep them shook crews runnin'
like they supposed to
they come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face
you're in the wrong place
cowards like you just get they're whole body laced up
with bullet holes and such
speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
you can put your whole army against my team and
I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'
your simple words just don't move me
you're minor, we're major
you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player
don't make me have to call your name out
your crew is featherweight
my gunshots'll make you levitate
I'm only nineteen but my mind is old
and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
another n*gga deceased, another story gets told
it ain't nothin' really
hey, yo dun spark the Phillie
so I can get my mind off these yellowbacked n*ggas
why they still alive I don't know, go figure
meanwhile back in Queens the realness is foundation
if I die I couldn't choose a better location
when the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation
getting closer to God in a tight situation
now, take these words home and think it through
or the next rhyme I write might be about you
 7 years ago '11        #147
chizz 1 heat pts
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you dont move weight you lying dawg ,
thats a never ending story without the white flying dog

If im ever at the bar ordering a couple rounds
im in between two birds like a double down

- joey
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