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 7 years ago '05        #121
Uncle Elroy 
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''Ill leave you fu*kin dead like a perverted mortician'' Celph Titled
 7 years ago '11        #122
Retro 83 heat pts83
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I'll leave your soul in the air like your shoes hangin from the power lines
 09-19-2011, 05:28 PM         #123
BooHaggle McGee 
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I never drop albums cuz n*ggas dont kno wtf im sayin and i make sh*t complicated when its not necessary to look smart

-Jay Electronica
 09-19-2011, 05:41 PM         #124
TheMob 
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 pkilla111 said:
drake lines>
 7 years ago '05        #125
white-chocolate 125 heat pts125
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this whole track got fire!!!


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*i get paid to k!ll a club so i guess i'm a hitman!"
 09-19-2011, 07:10 PM         #126
CIDF 
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big L is still the punchline king.
my girls are like boomerangs no matter how far i throw em they come back
thats just one that came to mind
 09-19-2011, 07:39 PM         #127
bigree61 
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you faker than some tittys

get titty fu*ked
 09-19-2011, 07:43 PM         #128
CIDF 
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^ i hope you fu*kin around. and i hope some of these others is a joke too. punchlines fell off
 7 years ago '07        #129
S0ap 19 heat pts19
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"My d!ck is like an accent mark - its all about the over E's/ovaries"
 7 years ago '05        #130
Llama Do 
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I'm a product of when a n*gga momma gives up
Cryin layin in the trash with the lid shut
Ain't got no family, my mind is tender
My - daddy's invisible, my moms is Brenda
 7 years ago '11        #131
Kade 10 heat pts10
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I said yous a bi*ch i heard a 7 man echo

i gave you a shovel there, you know what to do with it

The way your girlfriend pump me up in the car seem like she don't really need no gas for the trip

I just see my x girl standing with my next girl standing with the girl that im fu*king right now

Drake.

Im like navigation if you trying to find heaven

Jadakiss.

man there's a lot more but i dont feel like typing them.
 7 years ago '10        #132
ironhead 53 heat pts53
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Beats fat like Melody sweeter than Bellamy
Ya jellin me more than n*ggas at PMD shows be yellin for E
Chino XL

I created a reknowned pronouncian
The most beautifullest sh*t i makep like foundation so who u facin
The waterproof MC
Ras bless the mic faster than Ramadan at mach 3
Ras Kass
 7 years ago '04        #133
fame614 220 heat pts220
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"I'm not gonna be employed when times are hard
I'm so against workin' I wouldn't even take a blowjob" -Big Daddy Kane

"If you go platinum, it has nothing to do with luck, it just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k" -Immortal Technique

”You know the wisdom is reflected the knowledge when its manifested, If not fed in due time the mind is anorexic” -Cormega

The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymes, a lot of rappers talk that murder sh-t and couldn't k!ll time” -Big L

"The President is Bush, the Vice President's a D!ck
So a whole lot of f*ckin is what we gon' get
They don't wanna raise the babies so the election is fixed
That's why we don't be f*ckin with politics" -Talib Kweli
 7 years ago '09        #134
59fifty 
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I met this girl on Valentine's day, fu*ked her in May,she found out about April so she chose to March
 7 years ago '09        #135
59fifty 
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I walk around with metal on me like the front of shredder, I lust for cheddar, u owe me, leave a hole in ya vest that'll open ya chest like sunken treasure
 7 years ago '07        #136
Dicemoney6 17 heat pts17
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I had this bugaboo chick kept wantin me to romance her/ always poppin up I called her George Costanza/ spent some time wit her, realized I couldn't stand her/ so i logged her in my phone as you a fool if you answer/


Budden just sit an observe, its new ways to earn/ so ya'll ballers ball, I'm tryin to be David Stern/

"Joey
 7 years ago '11        #137
miltowner 2 heat pts
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mami like athletes, i start to laugh again.
whats ya last name boo, kardashian?
 7 years ago '05        #138
Rockstar718 69 heat pts69
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lloyd banks - victory freestyle

"im so far ahead of my time im bout to start a second life look behind you im bout to pass you twice/ back to the future gotta slow up for the present im fast you n*ggas cant get past my past" jay z -hovi baby

j hood - bulletproof hoodies freestyle

so many others, just wanted to add some i didnt see up so far
 7 years ago '07        #139
Playa 70 heat pts70
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"I get high with two O's like Ohio"

Bone Thugs reference takes me to my childhood every time


You can't hate on sentimental value
 7 years ago '07        #140
Root Of Evil 56 heat pts56
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"fu*k ya Clothes Line // I hit u with a Clothesline // that'll make you go UH HUH UH HUH // like a HOV rhyme" ~ 40 CaL


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